THE PARODY ………

STAR WARS

THE CALCUTTA BOYS’ SCHOOL

A hideout somewhere in the unending Universe…

My fellow followers, let us rise. Let us finish the long battle between us and the

Jedi

I will create my own force. The Vader force to fight the

Jedi.

The New Force

Darth Vader cloned himself and created a new force. He called them the Vader Force.

They were programmed to be the sworn enemies of the Humans and the Jedi.The clones possessed Darth Vaders abilities.

……they set out to defeat the Jedi and the Humans, and achieve glory.

Darth Vader, with his Vader force, set out to capture the homeland of the Jedi.

But Suddenly! Two of the clones in the Darth Vader Force

Aah! Earth! After defeating the Jedi, I shall come back and capture the planet

Mayday Mayday! We are losing control!

We are gonna crash.

And the spaceships went down to Earth. Darth Vader had no time for niceties…he went on without them

The Spaceships whirled down to Earth………. They crashed on two buildings

And…….

L . O. L .The humans still think it’s the Al-Quaeda

Meanwhile…… Inside Darth Vaders space Ship.

Activate the Hyper Space

Jump!

YES SIR!

*BEEP* *BEEP*

But….Nothing happened!!!

If we go so slow, the Jedi will be able to

prepare for the attack. I must activate the Hyper Space Jump

AAH!!! I hate you!!! Stupid trial

softwares!!!!

So…. Darth Vader decided to take rest for a few days until they got a new hyper space jump pro. He commanded his Force to follow him down to Earth.

After going down to earth he planned to order a new Hyper Space Jump Pro.

5599.99 dollars!

Outrageous!!!!

But Darth Vader could not waste any more timeHe needed it urgently. So he placed an order.

After 3 days…. Finally. I have got what I need. Let’s

leave this filthy planet!

And Darth Vader along with his Darth Vader Force left Earth to kill the Jedis.

Let’s Go!!!!

Activate the Hyper Space

Jump!!Roger

That!!!!

*Beep**Beep*

This time it worked perfectly!

The United Planets Organization called off the war. The Jedis and the Vader force had to stop fighting

The Jedi sent a facebook friend request to Darth VaderThus the War ended

Meanwhile……

Star Wars in India

Shah Rukh Khan

Salman You’re like my brother

Salman Khan

Ye!!!! Kya Bolti Tu!!!

The End