Once upon a time in a city far far away..

A prince was born…

No ordinary prince;He was born “wise” (white hair), chosen by the holiest god of

all gods…The

OLD MONK

Note: The background colours of all the slides have been inspired from Shahzad’s wardrobe and his shoe collection

Shahzad growing up….

Exam drama (unmatched rona-dhona by any standards!!!)….• “Shit yaaar, kuch bhi nahi padha hai… phati padi hai”

• “Book se padh liya, class notes padh liya, end of chapters questions dekh liya.. aur kuch padhna hai kya?”

• “Sir dard de raha hai yaar.. Pata nahi kya hoga kal … ”

• “Acha tune 3rd question ke fourth subpart ka kya answer likha? Kshitij ne AAA likha hai, Rushil ne BBB likha hai .. Maine CCC likh diya… Shit yaar f**k f**k f**k

• “Grades aa gaye sarvam pe…. Yaar who question galat ho gaya warna mera 3.85 se 3.95 ho jaata…. Waise khetan aapke kitne aaye hain??

Pre-exam

Post-exam

From an extremely gracious host to a forceful host to a completely wasted host

No one escapes the wrath of Shahzad … not even a PGP4 !!

“Halat dekhi hai? Adrak ho gaya hai ye aadmi. Kahin se bhi badh raha hai!”

15%[1]

(YoY)

2012 2015

Weight Growth Rate

LowMediumHighAdrak

[1] Calculation based on actuals!

He gets a lot of love from his many loves …

….but fir bhi dil mange more so….

Shahzad at Spa in search of …

…. pyar na mile toh Spa jawa

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