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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do. Hire Leighann to perform, host, or speak at your next event! @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
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MAY 5-9, 2014
Monica Lewinsky has written a book about
her affair with former President Bill Clinton.
I guess I won’t be wearing my blue dress for a while.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Police say a 13-year old, shot his father, then
concealed the slaying for days. I guess the jig was up
when the rent came due.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
A Federal drug sweep in 25 states has targeted makers and sellers in a synthetic drug crackdown.
Was Pfizer tipped off ahead of time?
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
In Nigeria, Boko Haram has abducted eight more girls.
Has anyone called Liam Neeson?
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
The Steve Harvey Show did a segment about
social media addiction and the people with a daytime TV addiction
completely agreed with him.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com