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My Father is aMy Father is aGarbage ManGarbage Man

folk songfolk song

My father is a garbage My father is a garbage man,man, a garbage man,a garbage man, a garbage man,a garbage man,

My father is a garbage My father is a garbage man,man,And it goes And it goes something like this:something like this:

PEE-U!PEE-U!

My mother is a baker,My mother is a baker, a baker,a baker, a baker,a baker,

My mother is a baker,My mother is a baker,And it goes And it goes something like this:something like this:

PEE-U!PEE-U! Yum Yum!Yum Yum!

My sister is a movie star,My sister is a movie star, a movie star,a movie star, a movie star,a movie star,

My sister is a movie star,My sister is a movie star,And it goes And it goes something like this:something like this:PEE-U!PEE-U! Yum Yum!Yum Yum!Whoopdie-doo!Whoopdie-doo!

My brother is a cowboy,My brother is a cowboy, a cowboy,a cowboy, a cowboy,a cowboy,

My brother is a cowboy,My brother is a cowboy,And it goes And it goes something like this:something like this:PEE-U!PEE-U! Yum Yum! Yum Yum! Whoopdie-doo!Whoopdie-doo! Yee Yee Haw!Haw!

My grandpa is a train My grandpa is a train engineer,engineer, a train engineer,a train engineer, a train engineer,a train engineer,

My grandpa is a train My grandpa is a train engineer,engineer,And it goes And it goes something like this:something like this:PEE-U!PEE-U! Yum Yum!Yum Yum! Whoopdie-doo!Whoopdie-doo! Yee Haw!Yee Haw! Toot Toot!Toot Toot!

My grandma is a tickler,My grandma is a tickler, a tickler,a tickler, a tickler,a tickler,

My grandma is a tickler,My grandma is a tickler,And it goes And it goes something like this:something like this:PEE-U!PEE-U! Yum Yum!Yum Yum! Whoopdie -doo!Whoopdie -doo! Yee Haw!Yee Haw! Toot Toot…Toot Toot…

TICKLE!

TICKLE!

Going Over the Going Over the SeaSea

Canadian folk songCanadian folk song

When I was When I was oneone

I ate a I ate a bunbun

Going over the sea.Going over the sea.

I jumped aboard the I jumped aboard the sailor man’s ship, sailor man’s ship, The sailor man said The sailor man said to me:to me:

““Going over, going Going over, going under, under,

Stand at attention like a Stand at attention like a soldier with a 1, 2, 3!”soldier with a 1, 2, 3!”

When I was When I was twotwo

I buckled my I buckled my shoeshoe





When I was When I was threethree

I banged my I banged my kneeknee





When I was When I was fourfour

I shut the I shut the doordoor





When I was When I was fivefive

I learned to I learned to jivejive





When I was When I was sixsix

I picked up I picked up stickssticks





When I was When I was sevenseven

I went to I went to heavenheaven





When I was When I was eighteight

I learned to I learned to skateskate





When I was When I was ninenine

I climbed a I climbed a vinevine





When I was When I was tenten

I caught a I caught a henhen





Do, Re, Mi Do, Re, Mi from from

The Sound of The Sound of MusicMusic

Rodgers & Hammerstein

DoDo, a deer, a female deer. , a deer, a female deer.

ReRe, a drop of golden sun , a drop of golden sun

MiMi, a name I call myself., a name I call myself.

FaFa, a long long way to run, a long long way to run

SoSo, a needle pulling thread , a needle pulling thread

LaLa, a note to follow so., a note to follow so.

TiTi, a drink with jam & bread, a drink with jam & bread

That will bring us back to That will bring us back to DoDo!!

DoDo, a deer, a female deer. , a deer, a female deer.

ReRe, a drop of golden sun , a drop of golden sun

MiMi, a name I call myself., a name I call myself.

FaFa, a long long way to run, a long long way to run

SoSo, a needle pulling thread , a needle pulling thread

LaLa, a note to follow so., a note to follow so.

TiTi, a drink with jam & bread, a drink with jam & bread

That will bring us back to That will bring us back to DoDo!!

Folk Song from MexicoFolk Song from Mexico

Don GatoDon Gato

(Mr. Cat)(Mr. Cat)

Don’t worry, Don’t worry, the song the song

ends ends happilyhappily..

He went there to read a letter,He went there to read a letter,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

Where the reading light was better,Where the reading light was better,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

‘Twas a love note for Don Gato!‘Twas a love note for Don Gato!

Oh, Señor Don Gato Oh, Señor Don Gato was a cat,was a cat,

On a high, red roof On a high, red roof Don Gato sat.Don Gato sat.

There was not a sweeter kitty,There was not a sweeter kitty,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

In the country or the city,In the country or the city,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

And she said she’d wed Don Gato!And she said she’d wed Don Gato!

““I adore you!” wrote I adore you!” wrote the lady cat. the lady cat. Who was fluffy, Who was fluffy,

white, and nice & fat.white, and nice & fat.

Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,(meow, meow, meow)

And his little solar plexus,(meow, meow, meow)

“¡Ay caramba!” cried Don Gato!

Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily, He fell off the roof

and broke his knee.

And they held a consultation,And they held a consultation,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

About how to save their patient,About how to save their patient,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

How to save Señor Don Gato!How to save Señor Don Gato!

Then the doctors all Then the doctors all came on the run came on the run

Just to see if something Just to see if something could be done.could be done.

Oh, it wasn’t very merry,Oh, it wasn’t very merry,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)Going to the cemetery,Going to the cemetery,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

For the ending of Don Gato!For the ending of Don Gato!

But in spite of But in spite of everything they tried, everything they tried, Poor Señor Don Gato Poor Señor Don Gato

up and died.up and died.

Though his burial was slated,Though his burial was slated,(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

He became re-animated!He became re-animated!(meow, meow, meow)(meow, meow, meow)

He came back to life, Don Gato!He came back to life, Don Gato!

When the funeral passed When the funeral passed the market squarethe market square,, Such a smell of fish Such a smell of fish

was in the air,was in the air,

Pick a Little,Pick a Little, Talk a LittleTalk a Little

Good Night, Good Night, LadiesLadies

from from The Music ManThe Music ManMeredith WillsonMeredith Willson

Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Cheep cheep cheep,Cheep cheep cheep,Talk a lot, pick a little Talk a lot, pick a little more,more,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Cheep cheep cheep,Cheep cheep cheep,Talk a lot, pick a little Talk a lot, pick a little more,more,

Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little, Pick a little, talk a little, Cheep cheep cheep,Cheep cheep cheep,Talk a lot, pick a little Talk a lot, pick a little more,more,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Pick a little, talk a little,Cheep cheep cheep Cheep cheep cheep cheep…cheep…

Good night, ladies.Good night, ladies.Good night, ladies.Good night, ladies.Good night, ladies,Good night, ladies,

We’re going to leave We’re going to leave you now.you now.

Both songs Both songs together together

= Partner = Partner SongsSongs

I Will I Will D.A.R.E.D.A.R.E.

Teresa JenningsTeresa Jennings

People can tell mePeople can tell mewhat they’vewhat they’ve donedone..

Maybe some things,Maybe some things,maybe none.maybe none.

But people can’t tell meBut people can’t tell mewhat towhat to do do. . I will chooseI will choose

the way that’s true-the way that’s true-for me.for me.

Don’t want to Don’t want to fallfallinto the trap.into the trap.

Don’t want to beDon’t want to besomebody’s sap.somebody’s sap.

I’m better than that.I’m better than that.I’ll go to the matI’ll go to the mat

to prove I can be drug free!to prove I can be drug free!Yeah, yeah!Yeah, yeah!

D!D! I won’t do drugs!I won’t do drugs!A!A! Won’t have an attitude!Won’t have an attitude!R!R! I will respect myself!I will respect myself!E!E! I will educate me!I will educate me!

(2 times)(2 times)

Now!Now!(8 beats)(8 beats)

People can tell mePeople can tell mewhat they what they knowknow..

I will listen as I go.I will listen as I go.But people can’t take my But people can’t take my

mindmind away. away.Only I- can have a say-Only I- can have a say-

in me.in me.

Don’t have to Don’t have to followfollowothers’ path.others’ path.

Don’t have to Don’t have to knowknowtheir aftermath.their aftermath.

My My mindmind is my own! is my own!I’ll reap what I’ve sown!I’ll reap what I’ve sown!

I I knowknow I can be I can bedrug free!drug free!

Yeah, Yeah!


(2 times)(2 times)

Now!Now!

Check your attitude at Check your attitude at the door…(4 times)the door…(4 times)

I’m gonna beat the odds.I’m gonna beat the odds.I won’t do drugs.I won’t do drugs.

I won’t give in.I won’t give in.I’m gonna call the shots I’m gonna call the shots

in my life.in my life.And I’m gonna win.And I’m gonna win.

Check your attitude at the door…(4 times)Check your attitude at the door…(4 times)

Don’t push me.Don’t push me.Don’t press me.Don’t press me.

Don’t call me friend Don’t call me friend whenwhen

all you wanna do is drag all you wanna do is drag me down.me down.

It’s time for this to end!It’s time for this to end! Check your attitude at the door…(4 times)Check your attitude at the door…(4 times)

Check your attitude at Check your attitude at the door!the door!

I do not want to score!I do not want to score!I only want to winI only want to winin this drug war!in this drug war!

Check your attitude at the door…(4 times)Check your attitude at the door…(4 times)

(()) D.A.R.E!D.A.R.E!


(4 times)(4 times)

Now!Now!Now!Now!

(()) D.A.R.E!D.A.R.E! ( ()) I will dare!I will dare!

Dare!Dare!

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