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Slides I created for Kevin Buecher's Ignite Fort Collins introduction. Kevin had no idea what was going to be on the slides before he presented.
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All I Ever Needed To Know, I Learned At Ignite Fort Collins
Kevin Buecher@KevinBuecher
A Karaoke PresentationSlides By Nick ArmstrongPresentation By Kevin Buecher
100+ Cities.20 Slides.
15 Seconds Per Slide.
5 Minutes to Share Your Story.
Kevin has no idea what these slides will contain.There could very well be hairy naked people.
Hello. I am a corporate tool. Can I talk about
my business?
NO.
GTFO
Cannibalism
for
Dummies
I would like to share my passion
for cannibalism.
OK!
Can I talk about my obscene hobbies that I’m passionate about?
NO.
GTFO
Show me later. But for now,
Speaking here is hard work.But it’s also fun.
Kind of like sneaking into work wearing nothing but
your underwear.
What’s it like?
Oil executivesare thieves.
Ignite is for inspiring and exciting.
Ride a bike.
<
<Corporations want you
penniless, fat and mostly dead.
Ignite is for making people think.
Shop locally.
Ignite is for sharing your wisdom.
If you’re afraid of something,eat one. They become
much less scary.
Snowboarders give me the willies.
Ignite is for expanding your horizons.
Wait, I thoughtwe were stilleating things...
(whew!)
Ignite is for not holding back.What the hell are you doing?You gotta try this.
The dude who madethese slides is totally right.
Why are you so happy? You’re
antisocial.
Shut up!I’m playing along so our slide doesn’t get cut!
Ignite is for meeting new people.
I hope you fall.
Look, I’m scaling the web!
Get it?!?
and having
fun
I wonder wherethis door goes?
Ignite is for taking risks.
Where the hell am I?
And getting lost.
And figuring out...
Figuring out what? Crap, c’mon slides, change!
That being unique meanspeople want to hear your story.
Oooh...
Hey. You!Yeah, you.
I’m not sure where I’m going.
But, uh... look, if anybody asksJust tell ‘em...
Hey. You!Yeah, you.
I’m not sure where I’m going.
But, uh... look, if anybody asksJust tell ‘em...
Hey. You!Yeah, you.
I’m not sure where I’m going.
But, uh... look, if anybody asksJust tell ‘em...
So get up herewith us.
DamnI’m A Big Hero
Thank You.
Kevin Buecher@KevinBuecher
A Karaoke PresentationSlides By Nick ArmstrongPresentation By Kevin Buecher