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Now I ask myself, was there some sort of Internet in Stoneage, I guess there was!!
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I have to admit that life without I have to admit that life without the internet is a life lived quite the internet is a life lived quite simply. I have searched the Net to
simply. I have searched the Net to find out if there was any find out if there was any connection of Stone Age to the
connection of Stone Age to the Internet Age. This is what I found Internet Age. This is what I found out…out…
Ok… Print!!Ok… Print!!
What is it?What is it?You’ve new You’ve new
mail!mail!
I have the extra RAM you ordered!I have the extra RAM you ordered!
Damn!Damn! a Virus!!a Virus!!
Good thing I have Good thing I have
an anti-Virus an anti-Virus
system!system!
Disconnect!
Disconnect!
Some Silly Facts Some Silly Facts and Truths About and Truths About
the Internetthe Internet
Some Silly Facts Some Silly Facts and Truths About and Truths About
the Internetthe Internet
NetgroupNetgroup : : a bunch of old bores endlessly a bunch of old bores endlessly discussing the weather.discussing the weather.
Browser :Browser : a program which searches for the a program which searches for the information you want but instead gives you a selection information you want but instead gives you a selection
of pornography, advertisements and trivia.of pornography, advertisements and trivia.Favorites :Favorites : A massive list of long forgotten sites A massive list of long forgotten sites
which once seemed crucially important.which once seemed crucially important.
DownloadDownload : : A technical term meaning theft and A technical term meaning theft and plagiarism.plagiarism.
HomepageHomepage : : A glitzy, snazzy, brilliantly animated entrance to A glitzy, snazzy, brilliantly animated entrance to a completely dull, boring and pointless web site.a completely dull, boring and pointless web site.
LinkLink : : a connection which takes you from a useless site a connection which takes you from a useless site to a totally useless site.to a totally useless site.
ModemModem : : a device which ties up your phone line for a device which ties up your phone line for twenty four hours every day.twenty four hours every day.
Search EngineSearch Engine: : A program which finds every web site A program which finds every web site except the one you lovingly created.except the one you lovingly created.
ServersServers : : Powerful computers which conspire to keep Powerful computers which conspire to keep you off the internet.you off the internet.
……and so on, and on and on….and so on, and on and on….……and so on, and on and on….and so on, and on and on….
Well I sincerely hope your friend’s inbox is not over quota, so please Well I sincerely hope your friend’s inbox is not over quota, so please feel free to download it and share it. feel free to download it and share it.
Thanks to you all, Thanks to you all, GeorgeGeorge
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