Welcome to Chapter 3 of the Legacy I am playing just because I am bored and I can’t really write plotty stuff all the time.

See Anime Bored up there? She doesn’t spot any plot. Despite all of her searching.

In all fairness, I thought I would try to see if I could get a valid baby daddy potential for her. Crumplebottom is all good and all, but we need someone we can woohoo with.

“Please, romance sim needs woohoo.”

“Hey baby!”

“Um. You can woohoo, right?”

“Actually, no. I’m a gamebreaking NPC.”

“Oh.”

“But I can do other things to you.”

“Oh really?”

“Yes. Really.”

“Romance sim likey.”

Since this is college, and the girls are in a frat. It is important to have parties.

Granted if you don’t know any kids your own age, just invite your professors.

They’re always good for entertainment.

Even if said entertainment is your father kicking one of your professor’s ass.

It still makes for a good time.

“Please. Give me someone good. Not an NPC, preferably. I need woohoo!”

“I’ve got a small problem. I’m a romance sim who needs woohoo. Can you help me?”

“Sure, that’s what firemen are for! We help people!”

“So you’re an NPC.”

“Yeah.”

“You’re not broken are you?”

“Why don’t you look under the covers and find out.”

“Okay.”

Her want to woohoo finally fulfilled, Anime buckled down and maxed her gaming enthusiasm.

While the other two developed a mutual enmity over what should have been a friendly game of darts.

And then, there was dating. I’m not quite sure what all’s going on here with the thought bubbles.

Here though, I know what’s up.

“Bones is a popularity sim!”

“I hate my sister.”

“So, it takes me three blood tries at the well to get a good woohoo. How in the world am I supposed to get 20?”

“Are you asking us? Because it’s naked time now.”

“I noticed. I expect Alex to spring for the steam cleaning later.”

Since my romance drops weren’t working I decided to try the friends route.

“I’m not gay.”

Sigh…

Another drop and we have our first pledge – Alyson Samson. The Y makes her special.

Still time passed and soon it was time for me to decide if I wanted the reroll. Fantasy and Anime pretty much are spot on but honestly I don’t really see Bones as a Popularity/Pleasure sim. So I rerolled her and she got Pleasure/Family which actually suits her more. Still kept the same LTW of max the Gamer career. Not sure how that worked.

“Hey. What’d you poke me for?”

“I saw you looking at my boyfriend!”

“Hello Gay, here!”

“That doesn’t matter!”

“What crawled up your butt and died?”

“That’s it!”

“Please, don’t fight. I don’t like fighting!”

“Stay out of it, Corbin. This is between Bones and me!”

“And stay away from my man!”

“Fine. Not like I was going to pick out curtains with him anyway.”

“Good.”

That night, to make up for her bad day, Alex dropped off a telescope for Bones.

However, Bones wasn’t the sibling who used it…

“Now to see who else is out to get my legal marrying potential hottie boyfriend.”

“Yo! Girlie! Stop spying on my apples!”

“Wha? How did you see me from all the way back in Riverblossom?”

“I have my ways!”

“And why were you spying on me? Huh? It’s because of Corbin, right? You think he’s cute. Well he’s mine! You hear me? Mine!”

“Okay… I am going to back away from the crazy lady here.”

“Hi. You’re a well drop, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Did you know I have 3 bolts for you?”

“Nope.”

“Ewww! You have 3 bolts with that?”

“Shut up, Fannie. He’s fine looking and I am not looking to marry him.”

“And who asked you? You’re definitely not as hot as your sister here.”

“Ohhh. You sure know what to say to get to a girls heart. Come one let me show you something.”

“So is this what you wanted to show me? Or is it that random woman sneaking around the outside of the house.”

“Nope. What I want to show you is under the covers.”

“You know you should invest in some curtains.”

“Nah. I like being an exhibitionist.”

The girls finally earned enough money to finish buying the essentials.

Yes I consider the cow mascot head an essential.

Come on, there is nothing quite as satisfying as tormenting the living hell out of something. Don’t you agree?

“I wonder if I woohoo him my grade will go up.”

That’s the drama professor.

“Damn.”

“Anime’s hot!”

“Yes, I know. Could I entice you to find another use for that kerchief?”

“Mr. Snowman, I think you are awesome and all. But do you think I could borrow your pitchfork to poke an annoying sibling with?”

“Anime. Who is that up there on the porch?”

“No one important.”

“Wooo! You’ve got a piano.”

“That would be from the date before you.”

“Awesome!”

“So can we woohoo now? I’d like to get a move onto my next conquest.”

“Just lead the way!”

“Ummm Aren’t you a little young to woohoo?”

“I promise to be a quick study, ma’am.”

“How about you look me up when you’re older. If that ever happens.”

“Awww, ma’am. You’re mean!”

“And you would be too if a punk nosed snot called you ma’am. And now I need someone who doesn’t smell of teen spirit.”

“Ahhhh! Much better.”

“Mmmm… Pizza. The food of the gods.”

“Hmmm I seem to be seeing more of your fanny, Fannie. You might want to do something about that. Ta! Off to class!”

“Oooh! That Anime! I’ll show her!”

“Okay, Fantasy. No pain no gain. We can work this off. We want to be pretty for Corbin.”

We interrupt your angst fest to bring you this lovely sight. Sigh. Remind me to pledge her in so that we can fix this little problem.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled college hell already in progress.

“So…”

“So…”

“Wanna dance?”

“Sure.”

Hold the phone… Her. I need her. Those eyes. I must have those eyes.

*starts plotting on how to get her into the family*

Well Anime is out as an option. Aside from the straightness, she’s got a lot of plant talking to do.

So I threw Bones at her. They hit it off and if I tweak the turnons there will be 3 bolts.

But this isn’t all about Bones and Anime. I do have another girl.

“Yay! I get a slide.”

Yeah… She’s boring. Going back to the interesting kids.

“So you’re Corbin’s friend.”

“Indeed I am, and you are the sexy woman he can’t have.”

“Oh tell me more.”

“So he was comparing you to a bonsai. Hard to care for but worth it for the beauty.”

“Aww that’s kind of sweet. Creepy. But sweet. Made creepier by the fact that he’s standing right behind me.”

“Oh Anime. For some inexplicable reason I have 3 bolts for you and I can’t deny my feelings any longer.”

“But what about my sister?”

“What about her?”

“Good point.”

“Awwww aren’t you two sweet.”

And so began the night of kimono tennis with Anime acting as the ball.

She’d bounce to Knut here for a little something.

Then she’d go back to Corbin for a little something more…

And where was Fantasy through all of this?

Outside, trying to get fit…

“Oh yeah! Now I will kick the ass of anyone who gets near my man! Fear me!”

“Way to make the cow fear you, Corbin.”

“I hate cows.”

“Who doesn’t?”

And so college still dragged on.

“You know there’s a geyser in the lawn.”

“Yeah. Someone will have to take care of it.”

“Not it!”

“Hmmmm… I didn’t know that being a math major required so much writing. Still I need to not let anything distract me. I’ve got to do well in school.”

“Yep. Distractions are bad. Nothing can pull me away now.”

“You suck!”

“I am not going to say anything right now.”

“I bet my boyfriend could have kicked her ass.”

“If he weren’t busy with someplace else.”

“What do you mean by that and where is Anime?”

“Someplace else.”

“Okay we’re gonna cheer really loudly and wake her up with team spirit, got it!”

“Got it!”

“Vadda su la gorn!!!”

“I am so stinking tired. I am longing for my own bed and a place free of mascots. How much longer must I endure.”

I was sadly thinking the same thing.

There are times I find college so stifling that anything that breaks up the monotony is a good thing.

Like the streaker’s untimely demise due to the femoral artery being severed.

Or the moving in of the place holder.

Yeah I still have a semester left, but I don’t want to forget. I will.

And then there is the obligatory get the heiress in the garden club thing.

“This flower is perfect absolutely perfect.”

“Here have another wishing well, and I love your decorative treasure chest. It really adds something to the overall feel of this magnificent yard.”

So who’s the heiress, in case you’re wondering…

Well it’s not Bones, possessor of the awesome nose.

Nor is it Anime the really bloody interesting and fun to play.

Nope it’s Fantasy. Who I seriously think won because people like Corbin.

So yay. I don’t have to watch one of my favorites die. I just get to be bored for a while longer.

“You mean I don’t have to be a single parent and can marry Alexandra? Sweet!”

‘Congrats on winning the heir poll, Fannie! Here let me help you get started on dying!”

“Oof!”

“Corbin, honey, are you exciting about marrying me and starting a family.”

“Sure I am. Anything to get me out of this kimono.”

“Actually about that…”

“What?”

“Nevermind.”

“Mmmmm I could get used to this.”

“So since I am the heiress what I say goes.”

“Nice of you to think that.”

“Well, I am declaring that all of us need to be friends and you need to stay away from my boyfriend.”

“Hello, gay here!”

“I wasn’t talking to you, Bones.”

“Fine whatever. You won’t catch me with your boyfriend.”

“Good. Now let’s go be friends.”

“I am so going to kick your ass, Fannie!”

“Ha! I am the street fighter queen!”

“Girls let’s not fight.”

“Don’t you have something else to do. Like maybe see if you can get your head into your ass.”

“What are you doing? No I don’t want to know.”

“Mmmm. That’s nice. A man could get used to this.”

“Just think we’ll have our entire life to be affectionate with each other.”

“Umm. Did you know that you’re kissing a guy in a llama outfit.”

“Mmmph!”

“Seriously, how are you even doing that?”

“Mmmph?”

“I’ve got to bow to your mad kissing skills.”

“I’m good. What can I say?”

“Vadda su la gorn!”

Fantasy wasn’t the only one wooing crazy cheer people.

“Vadda su la Bones!”

“Yeah. That was fun. Besides what happens in college, stays in college.”

“Uh huh! Yum!”

“Hadoken!”

“Stop acting out the game some of us are trying to study.”

“Ha! Yeah right. You’re just waiting around until Fannie comes back from class so that you can make out with her.”

“I hate it when you are right.”

So where was Corbin while Fantasy was at class?

Should I mention that he is apparently a giant man slut?

“Hi unfortunate pants girl. You’ve finished your pledge period. You want to move in?”

“Uh sure.”

“Great, I’ve got a dresser with your name on it.”

“Oh wow! I’m not as cold. The drafts they were drafty!”

“Can you go cheer elsewhere? I am trying to max my enthusiasm.”

“Nope.”

“Fine! I’ll do something else.”

“Ahhh peace and quiet. Now I can work on my David Doran impression.”

“Oh Yeah! Take that Vega! I am the ass kicking mama!”

Realizing that I was taking pictures of people playing games, I bought the girls a makeover station. Because those are always fun!

And I was right. Fantasy was the worst sim ever at this. She’s got 10 neat points but all but one of her makeovers were failures.

The one good one? This guy here. I am looking forward to well drops later with tragic results.

Still we only had a little time before the end of the never ending college. So Fantasy went off to harvest whatever she could.

Bones finished her novel. Apparently while on the toilet.

And then the three girls went to their last final exam.

Anyone have a want for a graduation party?

Nope?

Seeing that it’s time to send people home and see the damage.

Anime proves she is awesome by growing up in a totally appropriate outfit for her.

And Bones decides that she needed to follow suit.

Yay two outfits that I don’t have to change later.

Finally Fantasy grew up into an okay outfit but not what we are looking for clothes.

“I can get engaged now?”

Yes, our heiress here is going to head home where engagements, weddings and babies all await.

So since this is a good stopping point I think we will stop.

Until next time.

Happy simming!