HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF

INSANITYAT THE OFFICE

Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Send email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in stall 3."

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet Jimmy."

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

During your lunch break call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

Go get something to eat, don’t forget to specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

When the work day is over tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

NOW

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IT!

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