YOU  ARETHE  BESTGIRLFRIEND

A Love StoryEVER.

WITH  A  NAME  LIKE

Julie!e

WITH  A  NAME  LIKE

Julie!e

THERE  WAS  A  VERY  OBVIOUS  ROUTEI  COULD  HAVE  TAKEN  WITH  THIS  STORY...

YOU,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  FAMED  

SHAKESPEAREAN  MAIDEN,  

YOU,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  FAMED  

SHAKESPEAREAN  MAIDEN,  

Juliet

YOU,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  FAMED  

SHAKESPEAREAN  MAIDEN,  

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AND  I,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  HANDSOME,  

IDEALISTIC,  SWASHBUCKLING...

AND  I,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  HANDSOME,  

IDEALISTIC,  SWASHBUCKLING...PASSIONATE,  HANDSOME,  LEONARDO  DICAPRIO-­‐Y...

AND  I,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  HANDSOME,  

IDEALISTIC,  SWASHBUCKLING...  PASSIONATE,  HANDSOME,LEONARDO  DICAPRIO-­‐Y...

Oh, hey

SMOOTH-­‐TALKING,  FRIAR-­‐BEFRIENDING,

WICKED  HANDSOME

AND  I,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  HANDSOME,  

IDEALISTIC,  SWASHBUCKLING...PASSIONATE,  HANDSOME,LEONARDO  DICAPRIO-­‐Y...

SMOOTH-­‐TALKING,  FRIAR-­‐BEFRIENDING,

WICKED  HANDSOME

AND  I,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  HANDSOME,  

IDEALISTIC,  SWASHBUCKLING...PASSIONATE,  HANDSOME,  LEONARDO  DICAPRIO-­‐Y...

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SMOOTH-­‐TALKING,  FRIAR-­‐BEFRIENDING,

WICKED  HANDSOME

AND  I,  OF  COURSE,  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  THE  HANDSOME,  

IDEALISTIC,  SWASHBUCKLING...PASSIONATE,  HANDSOME,  LEONARDO  DICAPRIO-­‐Y...

RE ik

BUT  APART  FROM  THE  WHOLEHANDSOME  THING...

OUR  STORYWAS  QUITE  DIFFERENTFROM  SHAKESPEARE’S

BUT  APART  FROM  THE  WHOLEHANDSOME  THING...

MontrealOUR  STORY  BEGAN  IN

WHERE  WE  WERE  BOTH  STUDENTS  AT

MCGILL

YOU  WERE  THE  STUDIOUS  ECONOMICS  /  INT’L  DEVELOPMENT

STUDENT...

YOU  WERE  THE  STUDIOUS  ECONOMICS  /  INT’L  DEVELOPMENT

WHO  WOULD  GO  ONTO  GRADUATE  A  YEAR  EARLY

STUDENT...

YOU  WERE  THE  STUDIOUS  ECONOMICS  /  INT’L  DEVELOPMENT

WHO  WOULD  GO  ONTO  GRADUATE  A  YEAR  EARLY

WITH  A

DOUBLE  MAJOR

STUDENT...

YOU  WERE  THE  STUDIOUS  ECONOMICS  /  INT’L  DEVELOPMENT

WHO  WOULD  GO  ONTO  GRADUATE  A  YEAR  EARLY

WITH  A

DOUBLE  MAJOR

STUDENT...NERD!!!

I  WAS  THE  ARTS  “STUDENT”

WHO  RARELY  STUDIED

I  WAS  THE  ARTS  “STUDENT”

WHO  RARELY  STUDIED

OR,  YA  KNOW,WENT  TO  CLASS

I  WAS  THE  ARTS  “STUDENT”

WHO  RARELY  STUDIED

OR,  YA  KNOW,WENT  TO  CLASS

(TO  BE  FAIR,  I  WAS  OFTEN  QUITE  BUSY...

I  WAS  THE  ARTS  “STUDENT”

WHO  RARELY  STUDIED

OR,  YA  KNOW,WENT  TO  CLASS

(TO  BE  FAIR,  I  WAS  OFTEN  QUITE  BUSY...  DRINKING)

BUT  FOR  SOME  REASON,YOU  LIKED  ME

BUT  FOR  SOME  REASON,YOU  LIKED  ME

AND  I’M  STILL  TRYING  TO  FIGURE  OUT  

WHY

MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...ON  OUR  FIRST  DATE

I  ORDERED  US  A  PITCHER  OF  MOLSON

THE  MOST  

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OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

I  TOOK  YOU  TO  THAT  BON  JOVI  CONCERT

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

I  TOOK  YOU  TO  THAT  BON  JOVI  CONCERThey dude,

back off

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

I’D  ALWAYS  WEAR  MY  BOBBY  ORR  JERSEY  WHEN  THE  HABS  PLAYED  THE  BRUINS

(MOSTLY  JUST    TO  PISS  OFF  HABS  FANS)

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...I  HAD  THAT  JOB

AT  THAT  IRISH  PUB

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...I  HAD  THAT  JOB

AT  THAT  IRISH  PUBAND  I  WORKED  EVERY  

FRIDAY  &  SATURDAY  NIGHT

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...I  HAD  THAT  JOB

AT  THAT  IRISH  PUBAND  I  WORKED  EVERY  

FRIDAY  &  SATURDAY  NIGHTUNTIL  5  or  6  IN  THE  MORNING

AND  I  WORKED  EVERY  FRIDAY  &  SATURDAY  NIGHT

OR  MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...I  HAD  THAT  JOB

AT  THAT  IRISH  PUB

UNTIL  5  or  6  IN  THE  MORNING

AND  YOU’D  LET  ME  CRASH  IN    YOUR  DORM  ROOM  AFTER  WORK

(I’M  GUESSING  IT  WASN’T  THAT  ONE)

MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...

MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...OK,  I  THINK  I  GOT  IT...

MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...OK,  I  THINK  I  GOT  IT...YOU  ARE  ACTUALLY  

A  CLOSET  KLEPTOMANIAC  

MAYBE  IT  WAS  BECAUSE...OK,  I  THINK  I  GOT  IT...YOU  ARE  ACTUALLY  

A  CLOSET  KLEPTOMANIAC  ‘CAUSE  YOU’D  ALWAYS  STEAL  ME  SANDWICHES  FROM  YOUR  DORM’S  

CAFETERIA    

I  WOULDN’T  EVEN  ASK  YOU  FOR  SANDWICHES.  YOU’D  JUST  GO  AND  

STEAL  THEM...

I  WOULDN’T  EVEN  ASK  YOU  FOR  SANDWICHES.  YOU’D  JUST  GO  AND  

STEAL  THEM...

FEEDING  ME  WAS  JUST  AN  EXCUSE  FOR  FEEDING  YOUR    STEALING  HABIT...

I  WOULDN’T  EVEN  ASK  YOU  FOR  SANDWICHES.  YOU’D  JUST  GO  AND  

STEAL  THEM...

IT  ALL  MAKES  SO  MUCH  SENSE  NOW.

FEEDING  ME  WAS  JUST  AN  EXCUSE  FOR  FEEDING  YOUR    STEALING  HABIT...

ANYWAYS,WHATEVER  THE  REASON  WAS,I’M  VERY  GLAD  YOU  CHOSE  ME

ANYWAYS,WHATEVER  THE  REASON  WAS,I’M  VERY  GLAD  YOU  CHOSE  ME(AND  NOT  SOME  STUPID  CANADIENS  FAN)

ANYWAYS,WHATEVER  THE  REASON  WAS,I’M  VERY  GLAD  YOU  CHOSE  ME(AND  NOT  SOME  STUPID  CANADIENS  FAN)

(OR  SOME  DOUCHEY  RICH  KID)

ANYWAYS,WHATEVER  THE  REASON  WAS,I’M  VERY  GLAD  YOU  CHOSE  ME(AND  NOT  SOME  STUPID  CANADIENS  FAN)

(OR  SOME  DOUCHEY  RICH  KID)

(OR  SOME  ARSEHOLE  WHO  COULDN’T  SING  AND  PLAY  MUSIC)

ANYWAYS,WHATEVER  THE  REASON  WAS,I’M  VERY  GLAD  YOU  CHOSE  ME(AND  NOT  SOME  STUPID  CANADIENS  FAN)

AND  WITH  THAT  TOUCHING  SENTIMENT,I’D  NOW  LIKE  TO  SAY...

(OR  SOME  DOUCHEY  RICH  KID)

(OR  SOME  ARSEHOLE  WHO  COULDN’T  SING  AND  PLAY  MUSIC)

Ha%y Valentine’s Day

YOU  ARETHE  BESTGIRLFRIEND

EVER.

Love, E"k

Love, E"kAnd Leo