- from a different perspective -

When you want to convey that not being annoying

is the sexiest quality a person can have.

A card for when you don't want to participate in Valentine's Day,

but you have to.

When you want to skip the mushy stuff and get down to business.

A card to tell them you know (and appreciate)

their true self.

A card for those who don't sugar-coat feelings.

For those times when you don't want them to get a big ego.

A card for letting them know you're in this for the long haul.

When you want them to know how much you appreciate your progress as

a couple.

For when you just want them to get the gist of things.

A card for when good grammar trumps cheesy poetry.

When you want them to know you think about them all day

(but in, like, a not-lame way). 

When a card just seems stupid, but you feel like you need to give one

anyway. 

When you love them enough to give them the ultimate gift.

A card for when you just want to…keep it real.

When you want to tell them you're fond of their flatulence.

And, of course, a card for when you need to lay down some serious proof

of your undeniable love. 

16 Valentine's Cards For People Who Think Romance Is Lame

Assembled by: A. Ballas