The best advice I got from

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Happy 60th Birthday

“Don’t go into insurance”

Ari

“Get it in writing”

Yitz

“Beans, beans are good for your heart....”

Jon

While dealing with morning sickness nausea at a hotel for

Pesach, he advised “Walk around with an empty cup.”  I

did and thankfully never needed it!

Dina

“Don't go near spinning fans if you have long hair.”

Noah

I learned how to crack an egg on my head

Remi

“Marry rich, and make me a

grandfather before I’m 40”

Sarah

He is allergic to stupid people

Josh

Eating cereal with coffee

Kira

Lock the door

Nealy and Michael

"Make sure your gun is locked before you put it away"

Robin &

Cliff

13

Always given good medical direction

Savta

"When in doubt blame it on Pinky Shmekelstein"

Robin & Cliff

Free food, non-stop attention, socially acceptable to wear diapers-enjoy it while you can!  

Bailey

"You can never be too safe at shul"

Robin & Cliff

17

"When there is nothing you can do about something, you should let it take its course”

Saba

"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

The art of stocking a junk food cabinet

Ahava

"Beer before liquor never sicker""Liquor before beer never fear"

Cliff & Robin

21

Always put away toys. Homework is a piece of cake.

Jacob

How to shoot soda caps off  the bottle

Daphna

23

Krazy Glue Cures All

Sarah

24

Something that Jeff told me That he thought would be niceTurned out to beHis best advice

Keep up on daily newsBe better informedNot knowing current eventsMakes you uninteresting, he warns

Now I read the papersWatch the newsScroll the blogsHave my own views

The advice I get from JeffI really treasureAnd when I know beforeI get the most pleasure

Sue

25

How to open a bag of potato chips

Aaron

26

Never be afraid of fire

Sam

27

“Be allergic to stupid people”

Dani & Bari

28

How to crack open a hard boiled egg (or a fortune cookie)

Jordana

29

Don’t walk around during kedusha

Adam

30

“Always lock doors, turn on alarms and never leave anything in a car unattended”

31

“Don’t worry about that. Have some Pringles”

Abby

32

Becoming best friends with Eunice will get you the best table at Cho-Sen

Dani & Bari