Funny Happiness Quotes

Funny Happiness Quotes

to tickle your funny bones

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Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.

William Bennett

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles Schulz

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Gertrude Stein





Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

Dale Carnegie




When you're really happy, the birds chirp and the sun shines even on cold dark winter nights - and flowers will bloom on a barren land.

Grey Livingston




Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment.

Anonymous




Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Albert Schweitzer





The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.

Anthelme Brillat-Savarin



Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns


A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Frank Sintara


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