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ENTERTAINMENT HUMOUR
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J U R Y
A GROUP OF PERSONS CHOSEN TO DECIDE WHO HAS THE BETTER LAWYER
C o w a r d
ONE WHO IN IMMINENT DANGER THINKS WITH HIS LEGS
Q U I E T
A STATE OF HOUSEHOLD
SERENITY WHICH OCCURS BEFORE
THE BIRTH OF THE FIRST CHILD
AND OCCURS AGAIN AFTER
THE LAST CHILD HAS LEFT
FOR COLLEGE.
MOTHER – IN - LAW
A WOMAN WHO DESTROYS HER SON-IN-LAW’S PEACE OF
MIND BY GIVING HIM A PIECE OF HERS.
S E C R E T
SOMETHING YOU TELL TO ONE PERSON AT A TIME
T O O T H A C H E
THE PAIN THAT DRIVES YOU TO EXTRACTION
L I P S T I C K
ON YOUR LIPS, A COLOR TO ENHANCE YOUR BEAUTY OF YOUR MOUTH. ON HIS COLLAR, A COLOR ONLY A TRAMP WOULD WEAR.
H O U S E K E E P E R
A LADY THAT KICKS HER HUSBAND OUT AND KEEPS THE HOUSE.
P A C I F I S T
ONE THAT CAN’T ADVOCATE PEACE WITHOUT CLENCHING HIS FIST.
Q U A R T E R B A C K
CHANGE WHEN YOU PAY FOR A 75 CENT ITEM WITH
A DOLLAR BILL.
B A C H E L O R
A MAN WHO MRS. ANYONE.
O B E S I T Y
SURPLUS GONE TO WAIST
D A N D R U F F
CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK
A L I M O N Y
THE HIGH COST OF LEAVING.
MAY YOU BE BLESSED AND KEEP SMILING