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FUNNY DID YOU KNOW

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J U R Y

A GROUP OF PERSONS CHOSEN TO DECIDE WHO HAS THE BETTER LAWYER

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C o w a r d

ONE WHO IN IMMINENT DANGER THINKS WITH HIS LEGS

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Q U I E T

A STATE OF HOUSEHOLD

SERENITY WHICH OCCURS BEFORE

THE BIRTH OF THE FIRST CHILD

AND OCCURS AGAIN AFTER

THE LAST CHILD HAS LEFT

FOR COLLEGE.

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MOTHER – IN - LAW

A WOMAN WHO DESTROYS HER SON-IN-LAW’S PEACE OF

MIND BY GIVING HIM A PIECE OF HERS.

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S E C R E T

SOMETHING YOU TELL TO ONE PERSON AT A TIME

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T O O T H A C H E

THE PAIN THAT DRIVES YOU TO EXTRACTION

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L I P S T I C K

ON YOUR LIPS, A COLOR TO ENHANCE YOUR BEAUTY OF YOUR MOUTH. ON HIS COLLAR, A COLOR ONLY A TRAMP WOULD WEAR.

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H O U S E K E E P E R

A LADY THAT KICKS HER HUSBAND OUT AND KEEPS THE HOUSE.

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P A C I F I S T

ONE THAT CAN’T ADVOCATE PEACE WITHOUT CLENCHING HIS FIST.

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Q U A R T E R B A C K

CHANGE WHEN YOU PAY FOR A 75 CENT ITEM WITH

A DOLLAR BILL.

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B A C H E L O R

A MAN WHO MRS. ANYONE.

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O B E S I T Y

SURPLUS GONE TO WAIST

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D A N D R U F F

CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK

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A L I M O N Y

THE HIGH COST OF LEAVING.

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MAY YOU BE BLESSED AND KEEP SMILING