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Everybody has problems….MINE are just more important than yours.
They hold elections in November because it is the best time to pick a turkey….!
It took a lot ofWILL POWER…..but I finally gave up DIETING !
We both can’t look good at the same time….so it is ME or the HOUSE !
Food has replaced sex in my life….now I can’t even get into my own pants !
At first she missed him….
But then her aim improved !
The say…”if the shoe fits…buy every color !
I’m really easy to please….just do things MY WAY…..!
Please explain to me again why I should be happy working HERE…..
Today I ran into my EX….so I put it in reverse and hit him again !
I can only please one person at a time………
TODAY is not your day !
I child-proofed my house for the grand kids….but they still get in !
Tonight you have two choices for dinner……
Take It or Leave It !!!
It isn’t that he left me thatbothers me….it’s that he took so long !
Of all the things I’ve lost…I miss my mind the most….!!