I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other

stall saying:'Hi, how are you? '

I ' m not the type to start a conversation

in the restroom. I don ' t know what

got into me, but I answered,

somewhat embarrassed,

‘ Doing just fine! ' And the other person says:  ' So what are

you up to? '

What kind of question is that? At that point, I ' m

thinking this is

too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here’.  

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I

hear another question:  

'Can I come over? '

Ok, this question is just too weird for me.

 I figured I could politely end the conversation.

I say: 'No........I ' m a littl e busy right now!‘

Then I hear the person say, nervously:   

'Listen, I ' ll have to call you back.  There ' s an idiot in the other stall

who keeps answering

all my questions!! '   

The Other Stall

Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners:

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 

3.  Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT 

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. 

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. 

7. Born free, taxed to death. 

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, 

FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN

THE LIGHT!

TrinityNovember 2009