From a caterpillar to a butterfly

an “account” of a hardworking, overworked life form

IIMB Unmaad*

* because we’re everywhere

this presentation is best read at 120 words per minute

and best enjoyed while doing controversial activities.

this presentation is a comic relief, really*

*we’re literally everywhere

so, let me desperately begin this story

It was the time when the world was moving too slow. The Gods were bored.

They were accountable for whatever happened on Earth. So, in a hurry they made a blob of mass and sent it to the land of blob of masses.

this man needs no introduction

because he has given way too many himself

Dylan Fernandes aka Dolly aka Judy aka Judas aka Bobby aka Social Butterfly aka the man who’s

everywhere at the same time aka Gursartaj of PGP1 ak-I’m tired already

this man gives Durga mata competition

Welcome, reader. Let me tell you stuff about me that I’ve probably already told you three times (at least)

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There were two kinds of people in the world. Multitalented. Multitaskers.

Then, we found the third. The multitalented multitasker.

Being swag Having existential doubts

Watching fun documentaries of the Cold War

Oh yeah? Oh yeahhhhh

Refuelling the soul Taking suparis for the BJP Protecting himself from scandals and ofcourse, being gluttonous

Controvers-diaries The controversial scale

most

least

Dylan Jude Fernandes

Ronald Reagan

Adolf Hitler

Kamaal R Khan

Sachin Tendulkar

Salman Rushdie

Madame Curie

Tuxedo Charm level: Aath anna

White KurtaCharm level: Tam anna

Tapori shirtCharm level: Do anna

Charm Dharm

There are only two grades I know of

4.0 1.6

But, I globe myself to glory #Globetoglory (trademark pending)

I take great pains to reduce bodyweight

..and then, greater pains to nullify that effect

Hyperactivity - in everything I do

it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird

but, not a sin to hoosh me. So, do this good deed and

let’s bring Unmaad* to a befitting closure

* - we told you so

Happy birthday, Dylan Continue to rock and roll, son

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