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I really miss the old days when late-night television used to be a film fan’s oasis of the great, near-great, anddownright worst of what Hollywood had to offer. My lifetime love of film is a direct result of an equally lifelong battlewith sleep, and the broad assortment of old movies that kept me company (on non-school nights, anyway) on TheLate Show and The Late Late Show. There were no high-flown designations of “classic” films or "encore" broadaststhen; they were merely “old movies” and “reruns.” The scope and variety of said films was so vast, one could watchGeraldine Page in Toys in the Attic at 11:00pm, Mamie Van Doren in Girls Town at 1:00am, and see in the morningwith Joan Crawford in Dancing Lady at 3:00am.TV stations had lots of airtime to fill, lots of used-cars to sell, and sizable packages of obscure and forgotten films ofall stripes to do it with. Although I could have done without the commercial interruptions every five minutes, thisunaccredited course in The Insomniac’s Film School provided a priceless education.

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Frankie Vaughan as Leo Mack"I learned a long time ago: nobody looks out for Daddy if Daddy don't look out

for Daddy!"

Juliet Prowse as Ursula Poe"You can marry a lot more money in five minutes than you could make in a

lifetime!"

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Martha Hyer as Anne Perry"I'm not desperate. I like my life...I go where I want, when I want. Men aren't all

that important."

Gary Crosby ad Rip Hulett"You been beltin' that grape a little...eh, Daddy?"

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David McLean as Bill Sikulovic"It isn't always what a person gets that's important. It's what he gives up to get

it!"

Jesse White as Agent Brian Freer "Y'know you're a very good lookin' boy in my opinion. A red-blooded, he-man

type!"

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Jane Withers (yes, Josephine the Plumber) as Liz"Sue me, but whenever I meet one of those 'Personality Boys' I wanna hide the

good silver!"

A particular Late Show favorite that has been popping up recently on cable TV is The Right Approach . It's anotherone of those "rips the lid off the garbage can" show biz exposeé movies that Hollywood seems to enjoy churning out.Films that attempt to shed light on, usually through overstated cliché and melodrama, the ruthless backbiting andtreachery that so often accompanies a star's climb to the top. These sort of movies bank on show business having asleazy kind of allure allure for the audience, yet after 90 minutes trumpeting glitz and glamour, always end up toutingthe simple virtues of decency and a good heart. Striving for up-to-the-minute daring, The Right Approach dates itselfinstantly (and hilariously) with its profusion of swingin’ Sixties Rat Pack-era “ring-a-ding-ding” hipster slang, andeach turn of its defanged, What Makes Sammy Run? meets The Sweet Smell of Success plotline. Ranking high onmy “so bad it’s good” guilty-pleasure trash-o-meter, The Right Approach simply begs for a DVD release.

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Vaselined Vegas Lounge LizardNo, that isn't Valley of the Dolls' Tony Polar, but it might as well be. Like a great

many male singers of the day, the late British pop star Frankie Vaughan wasfashioned in the mold of Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin (complete with that weird,

jaw-dislocating thing so favored by Sammy Davis, Jr. and Mel Torme.)

This unaccountably forgotten camp treasure from 1961 has the look and feel of the bargain-basement, but it has apretty snazzy pedigree. It’s based on an early, not very well-received play by Garson Kanin (Born Yesterday,Adam’s Rib) titled The Live Wire; it was adapted for the screen by Garson’s brother Michael Kanin and sister-in-lawFay (The Opposite Sex, Friendly Fire); it features a song by the award-winning songwriting team of Marilyn and AlanBergman (The Way We Were, You Don’t Bring Me Flowers); and has a cast full of actors who all must have beenunder contract at 20th Century-Fox at the time. Oscar-nominee Martha Hyer (for Some Came Running) appeared inFox’s The Best of Everything (1959); Liverpool crooner Frankie Vaughan was hot off of the lamentable MarilynMonroe musical, Let’s Make Love (1960); and the ever-watchable Juliet Prowse had nearly caused an internationalincident by getting under Nikita Khrushchev’s skin in Can-Can (1960). Like most every film released by Foxbetween 1953 and 1967, The Right Approach was filmed in CinemaScope, but perhaps Fox broke the bank withHow to Marry a Millionaire , for this film is strictly economy class and shot in black and white...so atypical for a moviethis light (with musical numbers, yet).

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Because the system works; the system called reciprocityMitch (Steve Harris) clips the locks of Bill (David McLean) who ties the tie of Rip

(Gary Crosby)

In a reversal of the usual all-girl formula of films like The Pleasure Seekers, Valley of the Dolls, and The Best ofEverything; The Right Approach tells the story of five bachelor buddies rooming communally in a reconvertedHawaiian restaurant high in the Hollywood Hills. There’s med student, Bill; barber-to-be Mitch, aspiring set designer,Horace; jazz musician, Rip; and I-have-absolutely-no-idea-what-he-does, Granny (yes, Granny is a dude). Whatbecomes instantly obvious is that all are at least a decade too old for this kind of boyish, clubhouse arrangement,with Bill, the most glaringly elderly of the bunch, the only one afforded a backstory (military service and familial self-sacrifice) explaining away his late-bloomer status.

At left, Rip (Gary Crosby- son of Bing and author of the illuminating MommieDearest-like tell-all memoir, Going My Own Way ) fixes his neck brace (don't ask)

while at right, lanky beanpole Granny (Paul Von Schreiber) prepares for bedwearing only a pajama top - therein setting the stage for one of the most

unappetizing and unwanted buffalo shots in cinema history.

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Into this happy, pentamerous setting comes Mitch’s older brother Leo, a caustic, wannabe singer /actor of near-supernatural amorality. A lying, cheating, self-interested, double-crossing, womanizing opportunist decades beforethese character flaws became standard equipment for reality TV stardom; Leo’s poisonous influence on The Hut (asthe “boys” have dubbed their digs) and the lives of the ladies he comes into contact with provides both the dramaand moral of The Right Approach . And, might I add, it also provides a great deal of the unintentional comedy. Badboys and bad girls are the real heart of any showbiz drama, and in Frankie Vaughan’s Wile E. Coyote interpretationof Leo Mack, The Right Approach has one doozy of villain. Cross Patty Duke as Valley of the Dolls’ Neely O’Harawith Stephen Boyd’s Frankie Fane in The Oscar (1966) and you have some idea as to the camp histrionic heightsthis film can reach in its brisk 92 minutes.

Gardner McKay, co-star of The Pleasure Seekers (center) starred in the TV seriesAdventures in Paradise from 1959 to 1962. He appears as himself in a brief cameo

in The Right Approach when Leo (left) lands a bit part on the series.

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS FILMWe Americans are a celebrity-obsessed bunch who love to romanticize the lives and careers of the rich and famous.All the while feeling the need to reassure ourselves (incessantly) that in spite of their looks, wealth, and notoriety, thefamous are a shallow, amoral bunch without a shred of integrity or decency between them. Hollywood, an industrythat’s always known what side its bread was buttered on, has been more than happy to feed this dysfunction withglitzy tales of fame idolatry disguised as cautionary fables designed to placate the unwashed masses that all thatunattainable, envy-inducing glamour they've been waving in fron tof our noses is an unworthy pursuit fraught withheartbreak, treachery, and compromised ideals. That these lacerating indictments of Hollywood’s superficiality aremade by individuals (directors, actors, writers) all seeking fame and fortune in self-said industry doesn't strikeanyone involved as a tad disingenuous probably explains why these films always feel so false and over the top.

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The Live Wire is the name of the 1950 Garson Kanin play upon which The RightApproach is based. It's also the title of the movie industry magazine at the center

of the film's plot, symbolizing the Holy Grail of success.

PERFORMANCESI don't know much about UK star Frankie Vaughan and will probably have to appeal to Our Man in the UK (Mark atRandom Ramblings, Thoughts & Fiction) to perhaps provide me with some history. All I know is that I so soured onhim in Let's Make Love (not his fault, I just hated Marilyn and Montand so much in that one) that his deliciouslynasty turn as the bad guy in The Right Approach came as something of a surprise. He's not much of an actor, but heis an energetic showman and has these great Snidely Whiplash eyes that dart about cartoonishly whenever he'sabout to do something underhanded. Fans of Let's Make Love will recognize that film's theme song as well as thetitle tune from Fox's The Best of Everything played frequently in this film's background.

Change PartnersThat's Juliet Prowse, Robert Casper, Frankie Vaughan, & Martha Hyer.

The Right Approach would have been really gangbusters if its couplings hadgone the direction the gazes in this screencap hint toward. (Martha Hyer's giving

Juliet Prowse one of those Candice Bergen looks from The Group.)

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I really got a kick out of Juliet Prowse in this. Playing a hard-boiled, gum-chewing hash-slinger even more amoralthan Vaughan's character, she gives the film a lift whenever she shows up. Not as glacially classy as Martha Hyer (aHitchcock blonde if there ever was one) Prowse has the lion's share of the film's smart-ass dialog, a terrific screenpresence, that wonderful accent, and we even get to see her dance a little bit (albeit in a cramped, one-roomapartment...but those legs!).

Ursula: "We're in trouble."Leo: "You're in trouble."

Ursula: "How's that again?"Leo: "Who's the father?"

Ursula: (Delivering a resounding whack across the chops) "THAT'S who!!"

THE STUFF OF DREAMSWith Russ Meyer dead, Paul Morrissey bitter, and John Waters gone corporate; it's growing near impossible to findsolid camp these days. The Right Approach has all the requisite bad dialog, weak songs, cliched plotting,exaggerated performances and self-serious moralizing to make it a classic of the trash-with-class genre, but it issoooo hard to find. I still have my old pan and scan VHS TV copy from I don't know how many years back, but Iwould love to see this in widescreen.

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BONUS MATERIALIn addition to all the above, The Right Approach is a lot of fun for some of the glimpes of early Los Angeles itprovides.

Juliet Prowse's place of employment in the film, Sonny's Drive-In, is located onthe corner of Santa Monica Blvd. and Vine in Hollywood. Just two blocks away

from the Villa Elaine apartments, the site of my first apartment when I moved toL.A.

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For a brief time during the late '80s when I used to teach dance in Santa Monica, Ihad Juliet Prowse as a private client. She was so amazing and such a sweetheart.Here was this idol of mine who could dance rings around me in her sleep, taking

funk dance lessons from me! Positively unreal!

Copyright © Ken Anderson

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