Careful there’s an undercover agent amongst us, using an assumed identity to gain our trust.

See if you can unmask him. He is wearing a black & white striped coat.

A successful crime investigation depends upon the collection and

analysis of various kinds of evidence. Put all physical

evidence in the open bags and fly them over to forensics.

You have the right to remain silent, and that anything you say will be used against you

in the animal court. Now muzzle him up.

CSI have discovered the murder remains of your Seth. They say he

looks like a half giraffe, half camel, and half ant eater.

Tell me Hazel, what have you been feeding your husband?

He is dead sir.I will check his distinguishable

parrot-like feet, his separate mobile eyes, his very long, highly modified and rapidly extrudable tongue, his

prehensile tail and body colour. OMG, his separate mobile

and stereoscopic eyes are looking in different directions.

Mum, uncle Kong dismembered an adult male with precise precision and

without even cutting through the bone.

CSI reports that there's a perverse elegance to his

butchery.

I believe that we dealt with this issue, handled it

internally. As far as I'm concerned it's dead. And besides you'll never do it

again. Now wipe off that semen

before CSI gets here.

The court has revoked your bail and issued a warrant for

your arrest.Now why on earth did you

jump bail?

Sons of bitches! I'm gonna sue your asses into the

ground. I hope you know that. Going around

spreading news that my wife was unfaithful.

Am I wearing the horns of a cuckold?