By:Anna Hickok

Beauty and the Beast Parody

A few weeks later David finally asked Bailey out on a date. She agreed to go to dinner at his house on Saturday night.

By the time Saturday had rolled around the two were very excited for their first date. When Bailey pulled up to the address David had given her, she was sure this was a mistake. David’s house was a…castle! She did not even know what to think. David walked down the driveway and told her “Yes, this is my house. Come on in!” After walking down the long cobblestone path, she entered the castle-like house she could not even believe her eyes! The place was so magical. There was gold and silver everywhere, huge paintings, diamond chandeliers, and marble floors.

Bailey gahsped, “Are you some kind of prince?!”

“Well…I’ve wanted to tell you who I really am for a while now. There is no one at our school who I trust and who would actually accept me for what I am but you. That’s why I invited you here tonight.”

“Of course I accept you!” Exclaimed Bailey. You are the most beautiful man I have ever known. You reached out to me when no one else would, and I will forever love you for that!”

“Oh, Bailey I am in LOVE with you!” After a beautiful and delicious dinner with the Royal

family David and Bailey spent the night talking and watching the stars and they lived happily ever after.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl named Bailey. Everyone either wanted to be her, wanted to be her best friend, or her boyfriend.

Mark Peterson would buy her a latte from the school café every morning just to get a shot at a date with her until the one day he actually asked she replied with, “Losers can buy me coffee, but they CANNOT take me on dates.” From then on Bailey was buying her own coffee.

After the coffee incident boys were still flocking her, but no one seemed to be good enough and she sure let them know that.

Soon enough Bailey’s self-centeredness and egotistical ways got her to lose every one of her friends. With no friends she soon became very depressed and started not to care at all about her appearance. Her hair was comparable to a bird’s nest, teeth had chunks of food in them, and as a result of no face washing, some called her a pizza face. The worst part of all was the stench. Bailey smelled like 2-month-old Subway under your 12 year old brother’s bed. People supposed no popularity, no sanitation.

This disgusting behavior continued on for many months with no improvement until a charming new boy from Connecticut, David arrived at Stinky’s school. The opposite happened to him. At first obviously no one knew him, but a few girls started to desire this captivating boy and in a few days every girl in school wanted to make him their boyfriend, but he was just not interested. He was also a very scrupulous guy, so when he saw Bailey (Stinky) sitting at a table all alone, he sat with her. He admitted she didn’t smell the best, but saw something absolutely fascinating about her. During that first lunch together he tried so hard to get this girl to smile, but she just seemed sad and she definitely kept to herself. This was not the normal reaction he had been getting from girls lately, From then on he continued to try to win over this girl.

On about the third day he got her to smile. That’s when David knew Bailey was the loveliest girl he’d ever laid eyes on. After a few weeks the two became very close, and everyone started to see improvements in Bailey’s hygiene and behavior. She became more and more kind everyday and even apologized to Mark.

Her old friends saw her appearance was back to normal, but they still wanted nothing to do with her even if she was the nicest girl on earth.

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