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OCT 2013 Beard & Jess's Wedding. My Best Man Speech!
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Jessica & David
10.25.13
Who is this guy? My name is Nam.
1. Unfortunately for the couple, I’m the best
man.
Why is there a damn presentation?1. Its different. The couple isn’t a traditional normal
couple, so this wont be your typical speech.
2. I am Asian, and we all know Asians love working
with pictures, data, and graphs…
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Jessica & David's Love chart
Dave's love
Jess's Love
1 Day and a bottle of
wine later…
Who is David?1. A majority of “David’s” friends
couldn’t even tell you David is
his name.
2. To almost everyone here
besides for family:
David = Beard.4. From this point on, he will be
referred to as Beard.
5. Why, you ask? Because this is
not really a flattering look for
him…
Beard!
This is the “Beard” who has been my best friend for almost 20 years.
Pros:
1. He’s Hairy. Real Hairy.
2. He’s a man’s man. A
beer man.
3. He’s one of the most loyal
trusting people you will
ever meet. This man will
give you a dollar out of his
own pocket even if it
means he won’t eat.
Cons:
1. He’s Hairy. Real Hairy.
2. He’s stubborn like the rest
of his friends.
3. He drives a Mustang. ;)
Beard
85%
Body
15%
Beard to Body Ratio
The Bride!!
This is the woman who stole my friend’s heart.
Pros:
1. She likes Beard.
2. She takes care of Beard.
3. I haven’t met someone
who made Beard feel all
warm and fuzzy…
Cons:
1. Somehow she likes Beard.
2. She is ALSO stubborn like
the rest of his friends.
3. She’s turning into Beard!
The Bride’s Secret Identity. This is also Jess. When leaving reality for fantasy she becomes
Beard’s Panda.
World of Warcraft
Pandala Anderson. She does not wear
pants. They were
apparently stolen.
She is level 90.
She will destroy you.
How did they meet?
1. An Internet conversation lead to a date.
2. Beard’s charm and manliness lead to a special night out.
2. Beard had some beer. Jess had some wine.
And this is how it began...
But really, all jokes aside,
These guys deserve this.
They are meant for each other.
Unfortunately for everyone, this is the end to my very short
presentation and speech.
However, it’s the beginning of a new life for this very happy
couple and hopefully everyone here will wish them the best for
their future endeavors.
Thank you for coming out and being a part of this!
LIFT UP YOUR GLASS! LETS GET KRUNKED!
Thank you for letting us be part
of this. Best Wishes!