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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions a tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". The questions are not tha difficult, so don’t cheat looking ahead !.

Are you a professional

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A farcical look at what it takes to be a professional. A quick quiz you can use for entertainment.

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The following short quizconsists of 4 questions andtells whether you arequalified to be a"professional".

The questions are not thatdifficult, so don’t cheat bylooking ahead!.

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How do you put a giraffe intoa refrigerator?

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The correct answer is:

Open the refrigerator, put inthe giraffe andclose the door.

This question tests whetheryou tend to do simple thingsin an overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put anelephant into a refrigerator?

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Wrong Answer: Open therefrigerator, put in theelephant and close therefrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open therefrigerator, take out thegiraffe, put in the elephantand close the door.

This tests your ability to thinkthrough the repercussions ofyour actions.

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3. The Lion King is hosting ananimal conference. All theanimals attend except one.Which animal does notattend?

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Correct Answer:The Elephant.

The Elephant is in therefrigerator, remember.

This tests your memory.

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OK, even if you did notanswer the first threequestions correctly, you stillhave one more chance toshow your abilities.

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4. There is a river you mustcross. But it is inhabited bycrocodiles.

How do you manage it?

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Correct Answer: You swimacross. Why?All the Crocodiles areattending the AnimalConference.

This tests whether you learnquickly from your mistakes.

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According to The TEAMApproach® around 90% ofthe professionals they testedgot all questions wrong. Butmany preschoolers gotseveral correct answers. TheTEAM Approach®says this conclusivelydisproves the theory thatmost professionals have thebrains of a four year old.

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