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What I REALLY
learned in Spanish
class with Senorita
Baker.
It’s okay to dance and
imitate sexual movements
with the teacher if it’s to
Spanish music.
Thanks Michael.
It’s perfectly okay to popcorn
midsentence if you’re Janet
Lafferty.
Being fluent is
synonymous with never
having to do anything.
Ever.
You are allowed to talk in
between activities as long
as the conversation is
appropriate.
Which most of the time,
it wasn’t.
If your name is Michael David,
your future wife will most likely
cheat on you.
Announcing your girlfriend’s
monstrous hickeys to the whole
class is not only accepted, but
encouraged.
Every person resembles
some sort of animal.
Janet is a chipmunk.
“Guau Guau.”
If all you do in this class is sit
in the corner and talk, then
go back to sleep.
..Barb Rowntree.
Reflexive Verbs:
“To put make up on yourself …
To shave yourself …” – Baker
“TO KILL YOURSELF.” - Willie
If you are playing Jeopardy, you
must call out BINGO when the
first row gets filled.
If you are laughing too hard,
then you need to collect
yourself over there.
And you’re belongings.
Thanks Janet.
It’s okay to use the activities
to make inappropriate
sentences in Spanish.
You just aren’t allowed to
read them out loud.
But we do anyway.
Do not kick Melso in the butt
if you sit behind her.
…Michael
Call him stupid, call him ugly,
but call Mike anything other
than fat.
..Nicole
Mike likes to poke Allie a lot.
And he bites his girlfriend.
The hatred of others
brings Willie joy.
Mike needs to be fixed.
-Janet
Alicia always has tissues.
Because she uses them to
stuff her bra.
And if she doesn’t, then she
really needs to.
-Willie
If your skin is as white as can be,
you will be called “La Leche.”
If you come back from Disney
with sunburn on top of your skin
as white as can be, you are now
“Strawberry Milk.”
Thanks Allie.
“I was a shepard in a play
once.” –Alicia
“I was an angel, cause I’m
an angel.” –Janet
“Are you sure you weren’t
like, Medusa?” -Willie
“Look at her face, it’s as red
as a cucumber!”
“Janet, cucumbers aren’t
red.”
“I know, I learned that the
hard way.”
“I have an Ariel pen. And when
she signed it, she signed it
“Bubbles” … CAUSE SHE’S
UNDER THE SEA. It was
amazing!” - Janet
Senorita Baker has four boyfriends.
And five kids. One with a student,
one with a professor, and one with a
guy she met at a bar, one from
prostituting, and no one knows where
the last one came from.
Oh, and one of the kids had two
faces.
Thank you for the life lessons
we learned in this class.
We’ll miss you Bakernater.
We love you!
…and then I found five dollars