What can you do with one loaf of bread?

Some not necessary clever ideas.

When broke

Crush old bread into fine grained bread crumbs mix with water and soap to get peeling soap.

When in need.

If you lost your fuel plug , wrap fresh baguette with a rug and push it into the whole (but not too much)

When cunning

If you need to transport in secret . Put it into bread dough and bake it.

Warning! Object inside might burn .

When furious

If your beloved player change a club to the one you hate , you can throw sandwich at him. Not very smart but way better then trashing him with pig's head.

When environmental

Use your old bread to create plates. You can turn baguette into sushi plate. Cut it half , polish lower half with sand paper to make your "plate" as smooth and straight as possible. You can serve sushi on it.

Bigger and round bread can be turned into fruit bowl. Remove inside and put fruits into the shell.

When bleeding.

If you cut yourself shaving or cutting . Put piece of fresh bread on the wound. It will soak blood and help heal wound.