Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech How to be seriously funny without using sex, politics, discrimination or vulgarities. There are 8 humorous techniques that you can use immediately to make your next speech humorous! My Website: http://www.ding-neng.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/facebook
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What Makes A Speech Humorous?
BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political?
Vulgarities?
BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political?
Vulgarities?
Humor is about
Humor is about Derail Twists Surprises
8You Can Use Right Now! Humorous Devices
Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1.
Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1. Because
the tigers are not spotted.
We call couples who love each other lovebirds. 1.
We call couples who love each other lovebirds. But do you know
what do we call couples who always argue? 1.
That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda
at him 1.
That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda
at him He was lucky it was just a soft drink 1.
1.Puns Words with different meanings
Puns Setup: Why are leopards always hunted, not the tigers?
Punchline: Because the tigers are not spotted
Story of a Fat Boy 2.
2. Self Deprecating Jokes
Self Deprecating Jokes Think of times when you laugh at others.
Now, direct all the jokes to yourself
3. Give a man a sh, you feed him for the day
3. Give a man a sh, you feed him for the day Teach a man how to
sh, .......
3. Good things come for those who
3. Good things come for those who WORK THEIR ASSES OFF!
3. Whatever you do, always give 100%
3. Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless youre donating
blood
3.Twisting Famous Quotes
Twisting Famous Quotes Find a famous quote related to your
speech then, twist its denition.
Twisting Famous Quotes What doesnt kill you ______________
Money cannot buy you happiness, _______ Behind every successful man
is a woman, _____
4. Your food is so oily that ...
4. Your food is so oily that ... even the US Army will come and
invade you!
4. You are so weak that...
4. even my grandma can do more pushups than you You are so weak
that...
4. Exaggeration Representing something as Larger,
Better,Worse...
Exaggeration The ________ is so (adjective) that... even
_____________
5. A good speech is like girls mini skirt
5. A good speech is like girls mini skirt long enough to cover
the essentials, short enough to create interest
5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country
5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country Just that you
dont need a passport
5. Finding a girlfriend is like nding a parking lot in a
carpark.
5. Finding a girlfriend is like nding a parking lot in a
carpark. Good ones are usually taken up, whats left are the
handicap lots
5. Metaphors Drawing comparisons between two unrelated
things
Setup: _________ is like __________ Metaphors Punchline:
(Similary between the two)
6. Never forget the 3 types of people in your life
6. When young men comes together... When old men comes
together... When old women comes together...
6. All women in the world wants a man who...
6.Triads with Final Twist List down 3 things, with the last one
a twist.
Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man
who... is rich is handsome does not cheat
Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man
who... is rich is handsome does not cheat does not exist
7. Americans give birth because... Chinese give birth
because... Singaporeans give birth because...
7. In your own opinion, discuss about food scarcity in other
countries
7. Stereotypes A widely held and oversimplied belief
Write down the funny things about a certain group of people
Stereotypes Toastmasters? Singaporeans? Students? Put them in a
setting with their stereotypical reaction
If I were to cook a meal for a (group of people), I would
...... Stereotypes French? Singaporeans? Chinese? Germans?
Toastmasters? Politicians?
8. You have 30 sweets You eat 29 sweets
8. My girlfriend wants something which is small, shiny, and
with diamonds on it.
8. One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to
her...
8. Changing Context Change the setting, or meanings with the
surrounding words
Changing Context Setup: One night, my wife wants me to say
something dirty to her... Punchline: I whisper to her laundry,
kitchen, toilet
