SCIENCE jokes

Atom :I’d like to report a missing electron Policeman: Are you sure?

Atom : Yes, I’m positive

A neutron walks into a bar and asks,”How much for a drink?”.The bar tender replies ”For you, no charge”

‘If you are not part of the solution , you are part of the precipitate’

How did Einstein begin his stories? Once upon a Space-time

Where do you put dirty dishes?In the Zinc

What’s a nuclear physicist’s favourite meal?Fission chips

Star light ,Star brightFirst star I see tonightI wish I may, I wish I mightOh wait, it’s just a satellite.

While living on earth might be a little Expensive, at least you get a free tripAround the Sun every year