Jelly Bean ResearchA recent study done by the University of Ohio reported the following research regarding the analysis of personal style in the educational system based on jelly bean preference:

Black:Smiles a lot, enthusiastic, always playful, in fact usually plays around workshops, meetings, conferences...

Yellow:The thinker of the group-very independent, in fact they refuse to follow any rules policies or procedures

White:Controls the environment-likes a lot of praise- always trying to earn brownie points-gets reports into the office weeks before the deadline.

Orange:Dresses well- gold bracelets, watches, chains- likes luxury- likes to posses things; stays after school to horde art supplies, and after meetings to horde handouts

Purple:Needs emotional and sexual fulfillment!!

Red:Extremely frustrated...please submit name and address for future research.

Pink:Delusions of being in administration-skilled in brown- nosing

Green:Your unfulfilled aspirations of working in Central Office will pass sooner than you think- skilled at quickly walking away.

Thank you for participating.This research has been known to be wrong!