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HOW TO REMEMBER TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER I PEE-PEE INSTRUCTION GUIDE …a “hands on practical application” will soon follow by an O

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HOW TO REMEMBER TO PUT THE TOILET

SEAT DOWN AFTER I PEE-PEE

INSTRUCTIONGUIDE

…a “hands on practical application” will soon follow by an OPU

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Glossary of termsOrganic Parental Unit O.P.U.Forgetful Adolescent Requiring Training F.A.R.T.Proper Placement P.P.Im-Proper Placement I.P.P.Parental Observation Of Practices P.O.O.P.

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This guide will cover proper orientation of the toilet seat upon post use by all males dwelling in this household. This guide complies with all federal regulations , OSHA, DHEC standards and Home Land Security acts set forth in ¶ 101.3.BR549 ok I just made that crap up. Um – no pun intended

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That’s ok buddy. OPU’s will ALWAYS be here to remind you in ways that will be hard to

forget.

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Though this instruction will not cover “proper empty toilet paper roll replacement”…. Hint hint

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…nor will it cover what NOT to do with the toilet seat.

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The next few photographs are a representation of I.P.P.

FOCUS ATTENTION HERE

I.P.P. example

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FOCUS ATTENTION HERE

IMPROPER PLACEMENT

Another example of I.P.P.

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Here is an example of P.P.

Please note: the TOILET SEAT IS DOWN in a 90° angle OR parallel to floor - from the “MALE IN-USE STATUS”

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DOWN

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UP

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DOWN

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UP

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DOWN

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Removal of TOILET SEAT is notnecessary or recommended for

P.P.

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F.A.R.T. will be a deterrent implemented if PROPER PLACEMNET is not strictly observed

AVOID P.O.O.P

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FALSEThough the above statement sounds “GREEN” – it is

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As O.P.U’s we hope this guide has helped you to remember the differences in

P.P. and I.P.P.