A Case Study on a private organization called

Indian Cyber Army

How to dupe your customers.

Get people to pay up by advertizing, with no Intent to make efforts to deliver what you promised:

Ignore calls and messages andemails for a couple ofmonths, till the poor guy hashad enough and vents hisharassment online.

Once that happens, startpanicking and reach out tothem.

Give them shitty reasons forhaving harassed them andwasting their money, timeand energy by ignoring their

calls

Don’t even apologize for notdelivering the promiseddeliverables .

On being asked to perform asper the estimated TAT youcommunicated, simply stopresponding.

Enhance yourshamelessness a fewnotches byprocrastinating in theworst possible way

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Unapologeticallywasting further timeand energy of thecustomers by askingfor duplicity of efforton their part.

When the customershows you someundeserved courtesyof reminding you wellin time to act, to avoidany inconveniencelater, bullshit him.

Refuse to provide anestimate of TAT.

Instead, go in for thedirtiest trick in thebook – Blackmail:

Since you have the FBIhead’s daughter, tellthem to delete yourcriminal records fromtheir database beforeyou’ll release her.

Or, perform themonetary equivalent.

Some people don’tgive in to Blackmail.PROBLEM.

Cut Communicationchannels with peopleyou can’t bend.

Ostrich Logic: buryyour head in the sand.If you can’t see it, itdoes not exist.

The “Director”enters: Start byaccusing thecustomer ofsomething heisn’t even surehow to define.

Threaten thatyou’ll make norefund if hemakes a noise.

(Obviously, youwon’t have to,once he makesno noise.)

Make astatement ofprocrastinationwith indefinitetime limits, andstop responding.

Till some furthertrouble comewalking in, atleast