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UseUse a reallya really oldold English bookEnglish book

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““The oxen are stepping on my feet”The oxen are stepping on my feet”

““Those people have Those people have lost your teeth”lost your teeth”

““Come down from the tree Come down from the tree so that I may kiss you...”so that I may kiss you...”

“This is my armIs this my head?Is this your leg?”

“My husband is a man”

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MemoriseMemorise the phrases the phrases In the old book and use In the old book and use them whenever you canthem whenever you can

My tailor is richMy tailor is rich

Your tailor is not richYour tailor is not rich

Is your tailor rich?Is your tailor rich?

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PractisePractise on people you meet on people you meet

Practise Practise on your petson your pets

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How many beers?How many beers?

GetGet drunkdrunk

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Join a Join a Crazy English Crazy English classclass

Don'tDon't get a private teacher get a private teacher

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Don'tDon't get an experienced teacher get an experienced teacher

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Spend hours and hours in a language labSpend hours and hours in a language lab

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Write down Write down everyevery word that you find word that you find

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Don't Don't use a dictionary use a dictionary

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Look up Look up every wordevery word in a dictionary in a dictionary

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Learn your Learn your English English in in the streetthe street

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Translate Translate signssigns

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Try to Try to understandunderstandEnglish English pronunciation pronunciation

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English Is Tough StuffEnglish Is Tough Stuff

Finally, which rhymes with enough --Finally, which rhymes with enough --Though, through, plough, or dough, or Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!My advice is to give up!

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