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SchoolA place where Parents pay and 

children play

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Life InsuranceA contract that keeps you poor all 

your life so that you can die Rich.

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Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you 

sleeping pills.

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MarriageIt's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

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DivorceFuture tense of Marriage.

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TearsThe hydraulic force by which 

masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower..

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LectureAn art of transferring information 

from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of  the students without passing through "the minds of 

either"

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ConferenceThe confusion of one man multiplied 

by the number present.

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Compromise ! The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got 

the biggest piece

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Conference RoomA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody 

disagrees later on

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FatherA banker provided by nature

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CriminalA person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught

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PoliticianOne who shakes your hand before 

elections and your Confidence after

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DOCTORA person who holds your ills by pills, 

and kills you by bills.

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ClassicBooks, which people praise, but do 

not read.

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SmileA curve that can set a lot of things 

straight.

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YawnThe only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc.A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually 

do.

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CommitteeIndividuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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ExperienceThe name men give to their 

mistakes.

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Atom BombAn invention to end all inventions.

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PhilosopherA fool who torments himself during 

life, to be wise  .

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