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Funny Definitions of common words.You'll be wiser in the use of English words. A fun way to learn the English language.

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  • 2. School AplacewhereParentspayand childrenplay
  • 3. LifeInsurance Acontractthatkeepsyoupoorall yourlife sothatyoucandieRich.
  • 4. Nurse: Apersonwhowakesuuptogiveyou sleepingpills.
  • 5. Marriage It'sanagreementinwhichaman loseshisbachelordegreeanda womangainshermasters..
  • 6. Divorce FuturetenseofMarriage.
  • 7. Tears Thehydraulicforcebywhich masculinewillpowerisdefeatedby femininewaterpower..
  • 8. Lecture Anartoftransferringinformation fromthenotesoftheLecturertothe notesof thestudentswithout passingthrough"themindsof either"
  • 9. Conference Theconfusionofonemanmultiplied bythenumberpresent.
  • 10. Compromise ! Theartofdividingacakeinsucha waythateverybodybelieveshegot thebiggestpiece
  • 11. ConferenceRoom Aplacewhereeverybodytalks, nobodylistensandeverybody disagreeslateron
  • 12. Father Abankerprovidedbynature
  • 13. Criminal Apersonnodifferentfromtherest ....exceptthathe/shegotcaught
  • 14. Politician Onewhoshakesyourhandbefore electionsand yourConfidenceafter
  • 15. DOCTOR Apersonwhoholdsyourillsbypills, andkillsyoubybills.
  • 16. Classic Books,whichpeoplepraise,butdo notread.
  • 17. Smile Acurvethatcansetalotofthings straight.
  • 18. Yawn Theonlytimesomemarriedmen evergettoopentheirmouth.
  • 19. Etc. Asigntomakeothersbelievethat youknowmorethanyouactually do.
  • 20. Committee Individualswhocandonothing individuallyandsittodecidethat nothingcanbedonetogether.
  • 21. Experience Thenamemengivetotheir mistakes.
  • 22. AtomBomb Aninventiontoendallinventions.
  • 23. Philosopher Afoolwhotormentshimselfduring life,tobewise .
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