COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS

XKCD + Wikipedia = global dumb reduction

XKCD

Source of significant enlightened

thought.

Funnier than Charlie Sheen and his

Machete.

Often contains deeper content: see

“alt text”

But then, one day, they took it even

further…

THE COMIC IN

QUESTION

XKCD

Wikipedia

=

Pure Genius!

STREAM-U-REKA!

One point of this whole Streamy thing is to come home

sounding all smarty-britches to your friends. Oh Joy!

SO!

1. Teach common misconceptions to streamers.

2. Improve everyone’s ability to use “Actually, “ as the

beginning of a sentence.

3. ???

4. Fun and Profit!!!

THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT V IKINGS WORE HORNS ON THEIR

HELMETS

#1

EARTH HAS BEEN ROUND FOR A LONG TIME, AND THE NERDS KNEW

IT

#2

NAPOLEON = 5 FOOT 6.5 INCHES

#3

BLACK HOLES DON’T SUCK (WELL, ANY HARDER THAN STARS

DO)

#4

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LEMMINGS AREN’T JUMPERS

#5

IT ’S OK TO PUT CHICKS BACK

#6

GLASS IS NOT A LIQUID

#7

WE HAVE WAY MORE THAN 5 SENSES

#8

EquilibrioceptionNociceptionproprioceptionThermoceptionsense of timeHungerThirstblood CO2 levelsAnd many more!

THOMAS EDISON DID NOT INVENT THE L IGHT BULB

#9

PENNIES CANNOT KILL

#10

.999… = 1. NO, REALLY.

#11

DROWNERS DON’T SCREAM

#12

WE USE WAY OVER 10%

#13

COOKING DOESN’T ELIMINATE ALCOHOL

#14

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ALCOHOL DOES NOT KILL BRAIN CELLS

#15

IN CONCLUSION

1. we’ve filled our over-10% utilized brains with some more good

stuff.

2. Pennies, horny vikings, plumetting lemmings, black holes, and

monsters at the end of the world aren’t going to kill us.

3. Sounds like a cause for celebration, and since the liquor won’t

damage our brains, and cooking can’t save us, and we’ve got

an excess of sense, so,

LETS DRINK!