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Answer these questions as best as you can and see!

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dumb глупый, тупойaverage обычный, нормальныйwidow вдоваremaining оставшийсяpill пилюля, таблеткаstick палка

lawyer юрист, адвокат to bury хоронить to subtract вычитать Moses Моисей ark ковчег

How many birthdays does the average man have?

Can a man marry his widow's sister?

One month has 28 days. Of the remaining 11 months,how many have 30 days?

One

He can’t. He is dead.

All 11 months

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If the only sister of your mother's only brother has an only child, what would be your relationship to that child?

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long will it take you to take allthe pills?

Two.

60 minutes

or 1 hour.

The person

would be yourself.

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A stick must be divided into 12 pieces. How many I divisions must be made?

There are ten fingers on two hands. How many fingers are there on ten hands?

A doctor has a brother who is a lawyer in San Francisco, but the lawyer in San Francisco doesn't have a brother who is a doctor.How can this be ?

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The doctor is his sister.

11

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Why can't a man living in New York be buried west of the Mississippi? How many times can you subtract the numeral 2 from the numeral 24?

What is it you sit on, sleep in and brush your teeth with?

Only once .

Other times you

subtract from 22.

A chair, a bed,

a toothbrush.

He is still living.

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How many of each kind of animal did Moses take on the ark?

Ali has got ten sheep. All the sheep except nine died.How many sheep are left?

Moses? It was Noah.

Nine

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Your evaluation:Remember this is just for fun!

0 – 1 Genius

2 – 4 Intellectual

5 – 6 Normal

7 – 8 Slight learning difficulties

9 – 10 Slow

11 – 12 Serious learning difficulties

13 – 14 Completely dumb