rich douchebags with sports cars (aka

seunghyun hyung, aka my hero, aka me in da future,

aka changmin for agr president)

#2kewl4schl #daddysmonies #swaggie

Bitches luv furrawriz*

*a fast car douchebags drive

Mo’ monies mo’ p****

Haahaha I mean the gurl prt but it has the same number of letters as the boi prts. Wtvr u into #nohomo

u can prtnd 2 b as kool as the sprntrl broz

• Ur not but I wnt tell ne1

live fast die young, douchebags do it well

Reasons why all douchebags need carz:• So fellow douchebags

can spot u• Because u has the

monies• Money money money

money• Why the f not u have the

money• To complete ur douche

status• The faster da car the

bigger yo dick #fact

Look at my senpais

• Look at senpai w/ abs & car• This mean double ( x2)

amount of doucheness

Casual looking senpai #hotdamn

#soseductive

unf

#pantywetters

U can attempt to show off ur inner G, u bamf u

U can do shit like• Buy bumblebee (4 a good cause)• Buy an ice cream truck (like ron from HP, but he’s ginger and

white ppl have this thing about gingers but they invented douchebagism…I’ll get back to u on dat 1

• Chitty chitty bang bang, bitches• Buy K.I.T.T (pre-batmobile, batmobile, also this mofo TALKED,

top that bitches)• MOTHERFUCKING BATMOBILE• THE. MOTHER.FUCKING.BAT.MOBILE.• Did I mention bumblebee? Because shit, bumblebee.• Dukes of hazard (read: bootyshorts)• Back to the motherfucking future, he was called

Marty McFly for a reason, yo

summary

• Do he got the lamborghini• HE BETTER • #classydouchebag #douchebags4prez• #likeme• Seunghyun hyung should love me• We r 1, 1 in the same• Seunghyun hyung, you are my father• I 4got da point of this presentation• Oh yea• Douchebag + car = A++++++++, k?• Or something…

Join AGR 4 mr lulz

Call our president #givesfreecars4fun or email him at trumpsabitch@richerthanthou.agrOr u kno, drp by and we might feed u and let u pet a car ok

Or something Disclaimer: u also need swag to werk the douche look so…