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Hey dude! Would you like
to own a house?? A house
you can call home??
Come on, don't gimme
that Reh-tarded look.
You know you can have it!
But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney!
!
But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney!
!
Who on earth gave you the misconception that you
need money to buy a house???
But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney!
!
Who on earth gave you the misconception that you
need money to buy a house???
All you need is to D-R-E-A-M
andD-R-E-A-M
BIGG!!
unn..umm! Sorry, I din't
attend school !! I tend to assume certain things...
unn..umm! Sorry, I din't
attend school !! I tend to assume certain things...
No problem!!
You don't need to care when I am
here!
But..who are you, o' God of the Godless??
But..who are you, o' God of the Godless??
Aah...come on!! Nothin' like that., I'm Mr. Hotshot from the Teddy
Mac group.
Hey, Boss!I've managed to get a record number of people on loan
list.
Risk
Retu
rn
This is going to be the most enticing philosophy of the century!
The tenet of marrying shrewd investment decisions peppered with lil' philanthropy and dreams of a home for
the making and voila!! You get an unforgettable combo!!
Oh,yeah!! Finally my strategy
seems to be paying off..
Risk
Retu
rn
You stay here, while I cook up
another package..
Look, how I mint more money using these
loans....OH MY GAWD, my intelligence and business
sense doesn't seem to know any boundaries!!
Here it is!!A pocketful of sunshine!!
Loan securities wrapped in a bundle of joy for the investors!
Securities to cuddle up with, which exude a warmth of knowing that your money is growing itself..
but, at the end of the day, they
are risky...
Oh Come On!! Shakespeare is passé ..There's a lot in a name.. we'll call it.. the
Alpha Grade Structured Credit Enhanced Growth Fund!!Can anyone refute the weight this name carries??
No...not at all, but, are u sure
they aren't risky??....umm.
.lending to these people
who don't deserve
it..what if they don't pay??
Hail you boss!! Hail
you !!Boss!!
Foreclosure my boy ... Foreclosure .. The property they own, would obviously
become an asset few years down the line. Even if the chap fails to pay, we get the property, whose value has to increase!
The greatest plight a genius has to suffer is to explain himself and his vision to these non-
Wharton grads!!
Hey boss!! The people
are not paying their
debts..
Hey boss!! The people
are not paying their
debts..
Seize the property .. why
disturb me??
Everyone’s selling!!! Property rates are falling like Nine Pins!
OH MY GOODNESS...FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY.....WE ARE DOOMED....WE
NEED A BAILOUT...WE WERRE DOING GOOD...MUMMMEEEEE
Everyone’s selling!!! Property rates are falling like Nine Pins!
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