What did the calculator say to thepencil on Valentine’s Day?

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What kind of flowers shouldyou NEVERgive onValentine’s Day?

Cauliflower

What do you calltwo birds in love?

Tweethearts!

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What did the stampsay to the envelope?

I’mSTUCK

on you!

What did the boy owl sayto the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?

Owl be yours!

What do you call

a small Valentine?

AValentiny!

What do farmersgive their wives

on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs & Kisses!

What did the boy squirrel sayto the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

I’m nuts about you!

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