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I wIll dIspense thIs advIce now
ENJOYPOWERBEAUTYYOUTH
never mInd, you wIll not understand the
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how much possIbIlIty lay before you
and how fabulous you really looked
you are not as fat as you ImagIne
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THE REAL TROUBLES IN YOUR LIFE ARE APT TO BE THINGS THAT NEVER CROSSED YOUR
WORRIED MIND,THE KIND THAT BLINDSIDE YOU AT 4 PM ON
SOME IDLE TUESDAY
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BE REcKLESS WIth OthER PEOPLES’ hEARtS
WASTE YOUR tIME ON JEALOUSY
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SOMETIMES YOU’RE AHEAD, SOMETIMES YOU’RE BEHINDTHE RACE IS LONG, AND IN THE END IT’S ONLY WITH YOURSELF
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forget the InsultsIf you succeed In doIng thIs, tell me howkeep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statementsdon’t feel guIlty If you don’t know what you want to do wIth your lIfethe most InterestIng people I know dIdn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do wIth theIr lIvessome of the most InterestIng 40 year olds I know stIll don’t
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GETBe kind tO yOur knees: yOu’ll miss them when
they’re gOnemayBe yOu’ll marry,
mayBe yOu wOn’tmayBe yOu’ll have chil-dren, mayBe yOu wOn’t
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75th wedding anniversarywhatever yOu dO dOn’t
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ENJOYBODY
YOURuse it every way you can
Don’t be afraiD of it or what other people think of itit’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own
Dance even if you have nowhere to Do it but in your own living room
reaD the Directions, even if you Don’t follow themDo not reaD beauty magazines: they will only make you feel ugly
/ brother anD sister / together we’ll make it through
/ someDay a spirit will take you anD guiDe you there / i know you’ve been hurting but i’ve been waiting to be there for you
/ anD i’ll be there just helping you out whenever i can
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Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle,Because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard -Live in Northern california once, but leave before it makes you soft
Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander,You too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasisethat when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble,And children respected their elders.Respect your elders.
GETTokNowYourParENTs
You never know when they’ll be gone for goodBe nice to your siblings: they’re your best link to your pastAnd the people most likely to stick with you in the futureUnderstand that friends come and goBut with a precious few you should hold on
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