"24 hours in a day, "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. 24 beers in a case.

Coincidence? Coincidence? I think not." I think not."

Quote by~ Henny Youngman

““Alcohol may be Alcohol may be man's worst man's worst

enemy, but the enemy, but the bible says love bible says love your enemy.”your enemy.”

Quote by~ Frank Sinatra

““Always do sober Always do sober what you said what you said

you'd do drunk. you'd do drunk. That will teach you That will teach you to keep your mouth to keep your mouth

shut.”shut.”

Quote by ~ Ernest Hemingway

"When I read "When I read about the evils of about the evils of drinking, I gave drinking, I gave

up reading." up reading."

Quote by~ Stephen Wright

“Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the

days that are gone in the shortest while.”

Quote by ~ Simon Fowler

““I went on a diet, I went on a diet, swore off drinking swore off drinking and heavy eating, and heavy eating,

and in fourteen days I and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”lost two weeks”

Quote by ~ Joe E. Lewis

““I drink too much. I drink too much. The last time I The last time I gave a urine gave a urine

sample it had an sample it had an olive in it.”olive in it.”

Quote by ~ Rodney Dangerfield

““Drink moderately, Drink moderately, for drunkenness for drunkenness neither keeps a neither keeps a

secret, nor secret, nor observes a observes a promise”promise”

Quote by ~ Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

““Drinkers be Drinkers be more more

responsible for responsible for yourself and yourself and others when others when

drinking” drinking” Quote by ~ Xiby

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