DEFINITIONDEFINITION
Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower among those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly. and long, flowing locks posteriorly.
NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATURE
Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”“mullet cut”
Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, Missouri compromise, Louisiana Missouri compromise, Louisiana purchasepurchase
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
Common among Common among drivers of Chevy drivers of Chevy Cameros, as well Cameros, as well as Trans Am’s and as Trans Am’s and ThunderbirdsThunderbirds
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
BMX MULLETBMX MULLET
Among the longest Among the longest of the subtypesof the subtypes
Some are mistaken Some are mistaken for ugly girls for ugly girls
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
PORN MULLETPORN MULLET
Elegant blend of Elegant blend of form and functionform and function
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair
mulletmulletMullet
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
““SPECIAL” MULLETSPECIAL” MULLET
The intellectually The intellectually challenged who challenged who sometimes forget to cut sometimes forget to cut the back of their hairthe back of their hair
MEAN AGE UNTIL 1MEAN AGE UNTIL 1STST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER SEXUAL ENCOUNTER
AMONG MULLETSAMONG MULLETS
05
101520253035404550
PORN SD=2.1
CAMERO SD=1.7
BMX SD=3.5
MIDGET SD=5.4
AGE
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
Professional wrestling matches Professional wrestling matches auto racesauto races monster truck rallies monster truck rallies dog tracksdog tracks
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
On the web:On the web:
www.mulletsgalore.comwww.mulletsgalore.com
www.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.com
www.nomullets.comwww.nomullets.com
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
In Houston:In Houston:
Anywhere on Richmond Ave. west Anywhere on Richmond Ave. west of 610 of 610