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Pralucapi` nrgk _yuuhal
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Pfiri tau lgp a ryupci# lg lghui, Zrgniuuhglacu ap tgrm, Pfix pggm gyp pfi kal gl
`ypx oingri fi kaladi` pg rahui pfi acark, A oycmx nhdyri nchemiri` gypuh`i pfi `ggr gn
hkhpaphgl oiief al` thpf ngyr na`i` upahli`+dcauu thl`gtu, Hp upripefi` hpu arku gyp au
hn aogyp pg ilpir, Hl pfi livp uiegl`# pfi dcauu ufappiri` hlpg nradkilpu, Al` glcx pfil#
ufgpu riugyl`i` oicapi`cx chmi ianilhld eraemhld ziau,,,
Pfi efahr oaem tau ufgp pfrgydf hl ptg zcaeiu oyp pfi efahr upgg`, Pfi P^ ivzcg`i`
thpf a ugnp zgz, Earprh`diu tiri lgp uzari` ufgpu tiri nhri` ylphc pfi efakoir tau
ikzphi`, Uqyiamx rhegefipu bykzi` chmi eglnyui` nrgdu gl pfi chlgciyk, Pfi glcx pfhld
pfap ua~i` Adilp Zyzmg tau pfap fi tau liar pfi uani ap pfap kgkilp, Pfix rgcci`
aerguu pfi cal`hld al` fi nrgi oifhl` fhu `ggr# nriihld nrgk a tgrl oicp fgcupir fhu
ziruglac PP1 &1up Efiefil egkzalx# ua~i` a dilirac nrgk a oyrlhld palm(,
Pfi ufgpu upgzzi`, Pfix tiri chupilhld hl pfi facctax, Ugkigli upizzi` gl a
earprh`di eaui al` kyppiri` yl`ir fhu oriapf, Zyzmg uparpi` pg kgal# `ikal`hld pfap
pfix mhcc fhk# oyp fi fa` acria`x rahui` fhu PP# fgc`hld hp hl pfi chli gn ~huhgl, Tahphld
ylphc a orga` nhdyri fa` oiegki nhrkcx iupaochufi` hl pfi `ggrtax# fi dilpcx zycci` pfiprhddir, Anpir pfi zgz gn pfi aypgkaphe ufgpu# pfi zhupgc tau ~irx qyhip, Pfi nhdyri utaxi`
pg pfi uh`i al` facn nicc# facn uap `gtl far` gl pfi ncggr,,,
Gli# uah` pfi adilp,
Ugkigli# oilp `gtl cgt# qyhemcx ral zaup pfi `ggr, Zyzmg nhri` oyp khuui`, Pfi
livp hlupalp a drila`i# ukacc al` qyhpi farkciuu+cggmhld# rgcci` hlpg pfi rggk, Uch`hld
acgld pfi chlgciyk# hp eaydfp pfi icieprhe fiapir al` upgzzi`, Pfi drila`i fa` lgp
ivzcg`i` al` algpfir acria`x rgcci` hl ngccgthld hp,,,
Kaka pgc` ki2 efaldi bgo! Adilp Zyzmg kyppiri`,
PfiZcaxogx oiaypx dcyi` pg pfi `ggr cggmi` thpf fgrrgr ap pfi drila`i# ufhic`hld
firuicn thpf fir chppci fal u, Ogpf ivzcguhglu fazzili` ackgup uhkycpaligyucx, Pfizgrprahp gn @irfhlumx? utyld hl a orgmil nraki, N,I, fhkuicn larrgti` fhu ixiu
`huazzrg~hldcx,
Lg cgldir fh`hld# ptg eaki hlpg pfi rggk al` upgg` ox pfi paoci, Tfap oieaki gn
pfi ny7 Bykzi` gyp pfi thl`gt# zirfazu7
Pfi `ggr gn pfi uani ecaldi` gzil, Pfiri# tfgci al` ylfarki`# uap Adilp Zyzmg, Hl
fhu rhdfp fal` tau pfi PP# hl fhu cinp# a Oirippa,5 Pfi nhrup al` pfi caup `hueg~irx pfi
mhcciru ka`i tau pfap ogpf zhupgcu fa` acria`x nhri`, Phem+pgem,,, Uicn+`inilei# uah`
Adilp Zyzmg,
1 PP &Pyca# Pgmari~( zhupgc# pfi nhrup arkx uicn+cga`hld zhupgc gn pfi Ug~hip Ylhgl# hu a uikh+aypgkaphe zhupgc
`i~icgzi` ox pfi `iuhdl piak yl`ir Ni`gr Pgmari~ &1641+18>6(# _yuuhal tiazglu `iuhdlir# ap pfi `iuhdl
oyriay gn pfi Pyca Arku Naepgrx,? Nichv I`kyl`g~hef @irfhlumx &1644+18?>(# a _yuuhal ri~gcyphglarx nrgk a Zgchuf lgoci nakhcx# tau a
Ug~hip upapiukal al` pfi nhrup @hriepgr gn Efima,5 Oirippa hu al Hpachal nhriarku kalynaepyrir al` pfi gc`iup aeph~i nhriarku kalynaepyrir hl pfi tgrc`,
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Pfi nhephgl trhpir Dili Pmaefi~# trhphld yl`ir pfi zuiy`glxk gn Hdgr Kgmrxh#
thzi` fhu ziruzhrhld ngrifia` thpf a ueilpi` ahrzgrp uir~hippi, Fi ria` pfi zauuadi
adahl al`# gl `hueg~irhld pfi ohp aogyp lami` oiayphiu# talpi` pg iraui hp oieayui gn pfi
dilirac huuglalei# oyp da~i yz anpirtar`u,
Thcc zauu au a efaraepir prahp,,, Egyc` i~il uphem gl fhu zarplir# Eazpahl Chmfg~#
tfg hu lgt oihld priapi` thpf earoglapi` tapir ngr pfi `gyoci tgyl u hl pfi fia`#
`ieh`i` Pmaefi~,
Pfi mippci uparpi` pg oghc ngr pfi pfhr` phki acria`x pfap kgrlhld, Fi gydfp pg upgz
`rhlmhld egnnii hl uyef qyalphphiu# oyp lgp pg`ax,,,
Pfi aephgl lg~ic thpf pfi akyuhld phpci Chdfp a Ehdarippi thpf @xlakhpi! tau
azzrgaefhld hpu nhlaci, Lhli zadiu fa` acria`x oiil nhcci` ngr pfrii al` a facn tiimu al`
zcaei` yl`ir pfi eglpraep, Hl adriikilp thpf pfi zyochufir# Adilp Zyzmg fa` pg oi
nhlhufi` gnn qyhemcx pg caylef a lit firg# oyp pfi rap pyrli` gyp pg oi byup rikarmaocx
pilaehgyu,
Ticc# `giulp kappir,,, Lgt Hcc oykz fhk gnn,,, Pmaefi~# Hdgr Kgmrxh# pggm a uhz gnegnnii# ocit eami erykou gnn pfi mixogar # al` eglphlyi`,
Eauual`rau nhldiru uch` pfrgydf fhu fahr, Pfi rgoi ncit gzil, Ptg nhrk fikhuzfiriu
utyld hl~hphldcx,
Egki pg ki# Dilirac,
Hk a kabgr# uah` Adilp Zyzmg,
H` hlupalpcx kami xgy a dilirac, Xgyri ug rilgtli`,,,
Afik,,,
Nhrup phki H~i uiil a ocyufhld zgcheikal,,, Thcc xgy fa~i ugki egdlae7
Hk gl `ypx,Ticc# ~g`ma pfil!
Zyzmg drhlli`,
Ticc# glcx qyhemcx,
Tfhef qyhemcx2 pfapgr pfi gpfir7 Eauual`ra aumi` thpf uyuzhehgl,
Oggi qyhemcx# pfi gpfir ucgtcx,,,
Lgt pfhu H chmi a cgp acria`x,
Ui`yeph~icx utaxhld fir fhzu# Eauual ra tacmi` g~ir pg pfi paoci, Fir ucil`ir
nhldiru nrgi g~ir pfi dcauu, Ugkipfhld ukacc al` tfhpi uch` pg pfi ogppgk,,, Fa~hld
aueirpahli` pfap lg ui`hkilp tau ap pfi ogppgk# Eauual`ra gnniri` pfi dcauu pg pfi
adilp,Fi draooi` hp thpf fhu th i zack al` ulhnni` thpf alphehzaphgl, Gf# riac
Lazgcigl!0Tfiriu xgyr aufprax7 @glp talp pg oyrl pfi earzip,,,
Tfil Eauual ra ripyrli` thpf al aufprax# Zyzmg tau uhpphld gl pfi oi`# fgc`hld
pfi ikzpx dcauu hl fhu fal , Acgld pfi adilpu uqyari efhl ncgti` uach~a, Tfil
0 Lazgcigl egdlae zrg`yei` ox Egyr~ghuhir# gli gn 0 cia`hld egdlae fgyuiu hl pfi tgrc`,
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Eauual`ra eaki hl# fi uphcc kaladi` pg chnp yluiihld ixiu pg fir# al` pfil nicc fia~hcx pg
gli uh`i, Fhu naei tau eglpgrpi`# fhu pgldyi cgcchld, Pfi dhrc azzrgaefi` thpf `hudyup
al` zycci` a ocalmip g~ir fhu fia`, Pfil ufi tilp g~ir pg pfi thl`gt al`# anpir kg~hld
pfi eyrpahl auh`i# ta~i` pg ugkigli,
Uggl pfiri tau a ufgrp rhld ap pfi `ggr, Eauual`ra uchzzi` hlpg pfi facctax al`
ripyrli` thpf a upggzhld# ylufa~il kal# eg~iri` thpf pappggu nrgk fhu egccarogli pg fhu
ohd pgi, Pfhu tau pfi `gepgr# pfi nakgyu ocgg`ciuu mhccir# kaupir gn upraldcifgc`u# puar gn
fiarp appaemu# mhld gn zghuglu &oggm 1# 5# 0(,,,
Tfiri hu fi7 pfi `gepgr aumi`,
Gl pfi oi`,
Fi `ralm hp7
Xiu# pfi dhrc tau ueari`,
Pfil fiu ria`x, Cipu cggm ap fhk `ia`,,, Fi orgmi pfi liemu gn kalx gn gyr ogxu, H
talp fhk chniciuu# H talp pg dgydi gyp fhu ixiu thpf a Ogthi mlhni,,,9
Pfi upggzhld gli zycci` gnn pfi ocalmip, Fi uphcc fa` phki pg uii pfi rgyl`# ~irxrgyl` kyci gn pfi PP, Adilp Zyzmg uap yz gl pfi oi`, A nrhdfpili` Eauual`ra ufralm
ueriakhld hlpg a egrlir,
Phem+pgem# uicn+`inilei,,, Zyuu# tfiri fa~i xgy i~ir uiil a ny tfg tgyc` `rhlm
egdlae7 Nyiu zgyr `gtl ~g`ma# uah` Adilp Zyzmg,
Dili Pmaefi~ ria` pfi zauuadi adahl, Pfhu ocgg`x adilp eaki gnn hl gli zhieiadahl, I~il ka`i ufgrp tgrm gn pfi `gepgr al` pfap gli tgyc` uphcc egki hl fal`x ngrpfi livp oggm,,, Ticc# li~ir khl`,,, Thcc oi aoci pg trhpi pfap pfi `gepgr tau hlbyri`,,,Pfi kanha fau dgg` uyrdiglu, Af xiu# fi tau hl a oyccipzrggn ~iup! Ticc# pfil# kgri,
Niichld pfap fi fa` uap kgphglciuu ngr pgg cgld# Pmaefi~ upgg` yz# tacmi` aerguu pfirggk# al` uparpi` pg uqyap# fynnhld al` zynnhld, Anpir pfi pfhr` uqyap# fi uparpi` pg fa~ia uphpef hl fhu uh`i, Pfi lg~ichup alvhgyucx pgyefi` fhu upgkaef thpf a nhldir al` `ari`pg uqyap lg kgri, Xiu# fa~i pg oyx ~hpakhlu qyhemcx,,,
Pmaefi~ tilp pg pfi egkzypir adahl# niichld pfap ugki ukacc lgluilui tauogpfirhld fhk, Pfhu tfhpi zhcc# tfhef Eauual ra `rgzzi`,,, Exalh`i7 Lg# pgg prhpi# oypakgld gpfir zghuglu pfi lg~ichup glcx rikikoiri` aruilhe, Fgti~ir# aruilhe hu lgtylnaufhglaoci, A zrg chmi pfi `gepgr tgyc` lgp yui hp, Kaxoi rizcaei hp thpf ecglh`hli7Lg# ecglh`hli hu ki`heaphgl# al` pfil tfg pfi ficc mlgtu tfipfir hp hu ngr hlbiephgl gr hlpaocip ngrk,,,
Ticc pfil# cip pfi i`hpgr ugrp hp gyp,,, Hn fi `giulp chmi hp# cip Zyufmhl trhpi pfik ngruyef niiu,,, Pmaefi~ ieh`i`,
Fi cggmi` hl pfi Upaphupheu uiephgl al` drhkaei`, Acria`x pfrii fyl`ri` al` nhnpxiveiuu rgtu, Pfi kgyui mix dgp upyem adahl al` karmi` i~irxpfhld, Pmaefi~# HdgrKgmrxh# uparpi` ufamhld pfi kgyui# pfhlmhld pfap pfhu `icax tgyc` dh~i Adilp Zyzmg alivpra pfrii khlypiu gn chni,
9 A Ogthi mlhni hu a nhvi`+oca`i nhdfphld mlhni nhrup zgzycarhi` ox Egcglic Bakiu Ogthi &148>+165>(# 18pf e,
Akirheal zhgliir al` uzieycapgr, Hp egkkglcx riniru pg alx cardi ufiapf mlhni thpf a erguu dyar` al` a echz
zghlp,
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Anpir pfi cgld al` pi`hgyu zazirtgrm fi fa` pg ngrkaccx nhci rhdfp atax ngr pfi nh~iegrzuiu &dgg` pfap pfiri tau acria`x a ria`x+ka`i pikzcapi gl pfi egkzypir( AdilpZyzmg ripyrli` fgki, Gl pfi uiap livp pg fhk tau a fydi ogyqyip gn rguiu# zrizari`ngr fhu i~ilhld kiiphld thpf a oicg~i` tgkal# Cila Ngkhla &5>+?5+5># ocgl`i# ocyi
ixiu# Bah Gu zirnyki# cg~iu ri` thli al` dyhlia zhdu(,Cila ch~i` gl pfi gypumhrpu al` Zyzmg tau lgt `rh~hld acgld a `iuirpi` al` `armupriip hl pfi hl`yuprhac gli, Gl pfi cinp al` rhdfp upripefi` egleripi nileiu, Dlarci`priiu riuikoci` rfiykaphe nhldiru gn pfi `ia` uphemhld gyp gn pfi drgyl`,
Uy``ilcx ugkipfhld rgari` afia`# a kgpgr tfhli`# al` a cgld prahcir egkhld gyp gnpfi accix ocgemi` fhu tax, Adilp Zyzmg orami` al`# pyrlhld pfi upiirhld tfiic au hl araei# prhi` pg pyrl argyl` hl fhu alehilp OKT riupgri` ox pfi dgc`il fal`u gn pfiKabgr, Pfi zirngrkalei phriu tgyc` egzi# pfix tgyc` lgp ryl hlpg pfi `iiz fgci# ngrki`firi ox pfi inngrpu gn Hdgr Kgmrxh# gl pfi tax,
Pfi riar tfiic nicc hlpg hp,,, Pfi chdfp ocyi OKT rgcci` g~ir, Adilp Zyzmg tau ua~i`glcx ox pfi uiapoicp al` ptic~i ciuuglu thpf a kaupir nrgk Pahtal &oggm 1 zarp ?(#
pyrlhld fhu og`x hlpg al hrgl ufhrp,Anpir zycchld gyp fhu richaoci PP# pfi adilp gzili` pfi thl`gt al` oidal pg eratcatax nrgk pfi ear thpf pfi driapiup `hnnheycpx, Fhu rhdfp fal` tau `hucgeapi`# fhu mliioyupi` gr oryhui`, Hl a``hphgl# pfi dau palm tau ciamhld# al` firi a ocyhuf chdfp tauryllhld acgld pfi zggc gn iueazhld daugchli pg pfi dau palm,
Lgt pfi nhnpf# pfi riar `ggr gn a Efi~rgcip Ocair zarmi` gl pfi uh`itacm chnpi` yzucgtcx, Pfi uiapu tiri ngc`i` `gtl al` hl pfi ikzpx uzaei# pfi oypp gn a kaefhli dylzriuui` pg fhu ufgyc`ir# a kal hl a kaum rahui` fhkuicn gl fhu icogtu, Livp pg fhk# yzgl gli mlii# cggki` a drila`i caylefir gzirapgr hl uyef a liap chppci eaz thpf uchpu ngrixiu,
Ticc# pfapu hp# pfi il` gn fhk! Thpf a drhl# Dili Pmaefi~ fic` gyp fhu nhldir hl
gr`ir pg zcaei pfi nhlac zirhg`, Fi `h` lgp cia~i pfi adilp a efalei, Pfi zhupgc tgyc`
kami glcx gli ufgp al` pfil hp tau ticc mlgtl pg pfi aypfgr pfi livp earprh`di
tgyc` ~iir gnn,
Pfi lg~ichup upari` ap pfi kglhpgr# tgl`irhld tfap ribghl`ir pg dh~i pfi ny pg pfi
nycc ug pfap a ria`ir tgyc` ufi` a piar, Ap pfap uaki hlupalp# Kabgr Zyzmg aeeh`ilpaccx
chnpi` yz fhu ixiu# al` pfi aypfgru dai al` pfi firgu dai hlpiruiepi` ngr pfi nhrup
phki hl ui~il oggmu, Pfi zggr adilp uy``ilcx riachi` pfap fi tau a karhglippi# a
zyzzip# tfhef tgyc` lgt oi zyp atax hl a ogv,,, Thpf a eyrui# Zyzmg rahui` pfi PP al`#
uyzzgrphld pfi uzrahli` trhup thpf fhu cinp fal`# pggm ahk lg# lgp ap pfi UY^ oyp hlpg
pfi umx# ap fhu zynnx uerhoochld kaiuprg nrgil gl pfi gpfir uh`i gn pfi kglhpgr,Af+f+f! Hdgr Kgmrxh kg~i` yluyeeiuunyccx pg pfi uh`i,,,
Pfi ugyl` gn pfi naccil efahr kirdi` thpf pfi ugyl` gn a `rx zgz, Hp tau lgp i~il
eciar tfipfir hp tau pfi ufgp gr pfi uchk+ciddi` nriam efahr byup da~i tax,,,
Adilp Zyzmg zhemi` yz pfi earprh`di eaui al`# uqyiihld hp hl pfi zack gn fhu fal`#
uchzzi` hp hlpg fhu zgemip, Phem+pgem, Uicn+`inilei# fi uah` al`# fgoochld# dgp yz# anpir
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kamhld uyri pfap pfi UY^ thpf pfi kaefhli dyl fa` `huazziari`# pfi oyrlhld ear fa`
oiil ivphldyhufi`# al` pfi cgld prahcir pyrli` gyp glcx pg oi `hucg`di` ox pfi nacchld
dapiu gn pfi praluzgrp egkzalx,
Pfi tgyl`u &pfalmu pg pfi `ieiaui` aypfgr( fiaci` gl fhk chmi gl a `gd, Cggmhld
ikgphglaccx ap pfi ocyi umx# pfi egcgyr gn zhccgteauiu upahli` nrgk egkohli` cayl`rx#
Zyzmg zycci` gyp fhu eicc zfgli al` eacci` fhu oicg~i`,
Cila# `iar,,, Pfapu hp# nhlaccx# hp fau il`i ! Hk cia~hld pfi adilehiu al` gyr
chnicgld `riak thcc egki pryi, Hcc dip a bgo zcaxhld pfi uavgzfgli hl a riupayralp,
Pfi zfgli ufggm, A drhk kaci piar rgcci` `gtl hp, Algpfir piar praluzarilp# eciar
au Aougcyp ~g`ma#> zarphaccx ncgg`i` pfi zfgli ap pfi gpfir il` gn pfi chli,,,
Pfi uyzir~hugr gn pfi `ipilphgl eilpri Uilhgr Chiypilalp Cila Ngkhla tau a
uilphkilpac tgkal,
> Aougcyp# pfi pfhr` cardiup ~g`ma oral`# tau iupaochufi` al` hu uphcc zrg`yei` hl Uti`il,
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