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Garrett SerackOpen Source Software Lab

Microsoft Corporation

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OPTIMISTSometimes, it’s ok to think you’re incredible.

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BRAVERYWounds Heal. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.

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THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRYYou haven’t experienced Shakespeare until you’ve read

him in the original Klingon.

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DENIALIt’s not just a river in Egypt.

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COMMUNITYYou’d be surprised what you can accomplish when you work with people who have common goals and ideals.

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DEJA VUSometimes, when they change something, it causes a

glitch in the Matrix.

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EXPECTATIONSI imagine it could have been worse.

This could have been a LOLCAT

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TWEAKINGEven if you have the fastest ship in the galaxy, you can’t

go to light speed with the hyperdrive disabled.

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THE DRIVERMore important than the car, is who’s behind the wheel.

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INDETERMINACYIt’s like a mule with a spinning wheel. Nobody knows

how he got it, and be damned if he knows how to use it.

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLEWait…what?

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WITTY SLIDEWith an insightful comment.

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RESULTSYou can work for years, but the greatest moment is still

when you finally see the fruits of your labor.

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THUNDERDOMEI have to admit, I’m not sure what to say.

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ALL INWhen the right hand comes along,

you just might want to play

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QUESTIONSFeel Free to ask questions.

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