jjoobbss cchhaatt:: PPaayy MMyy BBiillllss!!

hello everyone - it's been around 3 weeks since I sent my request to congress to take more money

from people just so I could save my own job. This is my idea of a Jobs bill. You see, II lloovvee

ssppeennddiinngg ppeeooppllee''ss mmoonneeyy. Giving speeches in order to keep my job can get expensive. Flyin' around

givin' speeches to you folks

costs big. SSoommeeoonnee hhaass ttoo ppaayy

ffoorr tthhiiss. That's why I'm always

havin' to tell y'all: "PPaayy MMyy

BBiillllss" - because I don't want my

kids to grow up unable to feed

out of the government trough

like I have my entire life. ...So if

you love me - PPaayy MMyy BBiillllss..

Disclaimer: No government union organizer lost their job because of this parody and satire.

TTrraannssllaattiioonn ooff PPuubblliicc AAddddrreessss:: SSaattuurrddaayy,, OOcctt 11,, 22001111