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WHAT A Bev WOULD LIKE TO 00.

it like lobes cowboy an' ride a firey ho,A

Way out onto the big and boundless West:

I'd kill the bears an catamounts an' wolves I come

*crust.An' I'd pluck the ba'head eagle

from his nest!

With my pistols at my side I would roam the

Prairies wide,An to scalp the savage Injun in

his wigwam I

would ride;If I dant; but I dement!

I'd like to go to Afriky an' hunt the lions there. ,

An' the biggest ellyfunts you ever saw!

I would track the fierce godlier to his equatorial

lair,An' beard the cannybull that at

folds raw!

I'd chase the pizen snakes an' the 'Pottimun that

makesHis nest down at the bottom of

unfathomable

• lakes;If I darst; but I dement!I would I were • pirut to sail the

ocean blue.

With a but black flag a-fiyin' overhead;I would scour the billowy main. with my gallant

pirut crew,An' dye the sea a gouty. gory red!With my cutlass in my hand on the iloa

d e eck

I'd stand,An' to deeds of heroism I'd incite my

pirut band!

if I darst: bull darsent!An' if I darst I'd lick my pa for the

times that he's

licked metlit lick the fellers that call around o

n sister after

tea.An' I'd keep on firkin' folks till I

got through!

You bet I'd run away from my lessons to my Play.

An' I'd shoo the hens an' tease the cat, an' kiss

the girls all day—it I darat but I darsenti

His Nibs, the Editor.

Sweet is the life of the editor-man

His is a life of rose-leaves and rai

bows, declareth Rumor. He has noth-

ing to do but to Sit down at his desk

on the day of publication and pen a

septimental poem of Spring, scribble

off an enlightening editorial on the

Fallacies of Bryanism, upset the honey

jar of adjectives in describing the lat-

est wedding, write up a blaze in Sam

Springers hen-coop so realistically

that kind old ladies get the hysterics,

butcher country correspondence, in-

vent advertisements for horse-sales

and millinery openings, converse

pleasantly with subscribers who de-

clare they never ordered the paper,

smile sweetly at "One Who Was

There," when she brings in a two-

column article on the knitting bee:

give Bill Jones a boott for having

the largest pumpkin in the county,

congratulate Mr. and Mrs. Jim Sykes

on the latest arrival, agree to keep

scandal and gossip out of the paper,

give the liquor traffic a black eye,

mould opinions and set type. That's

Isn't it lovely to be an editor-

Man?Have you ever entered the editor-

man's sanctum, that abode of the

:hears and the paste-pot? It is a lit-

tle den. carpeted usually with tattered

And mutilated papers. On the walls

you will be apt to see pictures of

prize fighters with muscles as big as

hams, and maybe a smirking actress

or two, taken years ago 'when they

were young. If the editor-man ilt the

sport of the town, no doubt he will

have a photograph of Lou Dillon kick-

ing up the dust. Every well regulated

sanctum has the picture of the presi-

dela hanging upon the wall.Of course the greatest interest cen-

ters in the editor-man. There he sits

at his desk, surrounded by exchanges,

chasing his stubby 'pencil across the

Page. His coat hangs on the back of

the chair, his shirt sleeves are rolled

- to the dbow. a corn-cob pipe is stuck

•M one side of his face. He is blow-

ing clemds of polar-bear into the air.

and Writing at fever heat. Do not dis-

melt hmj He is lambasting county

,.fficials for graft at the court house.To-morrow he will lay in a supply of

• pencils at the treasurer's office, and

appropriate copy paper from the re-

'order. His morning-sunrise necktie

.its on the top of his saw-edge collar

and tickles his ears. A fly alight, On

I his bald head and fences in a claim:

A swish and a crack, and the daringblue-bottle has distributed its carcass

,.wer the editor-man's pate. The "dev-il" comes into the augus: presence,

salutes, and offers to his Nibs a

koof imprinted with a thumb-mark.

Jrke's out copy," . biros the

devil." spitting through his teeth.

The editor-11am scowls am' says

something that striells like brimstone

and sound, like an exploding fire-

‘'rack.o.. The "devil" disappears, still

spitting.Then he bends over his desk. and

'-,sends the pencil along at break-neck

speed, until the page asStimes the look

of. a bed of radishet devastated by

spring pullets. At last the editor-man

is through with his editorial—not for-

getting to take a whact at the "slimy"

lop-eared, wall-eyed serpent that edits

the ..tarepu a. e - -

Shinbone alley."When the paper is on the

press,

the editor-man climbs into his autos

mobile (exchanged for. adveitising),

and -goes honking home to his don-

jon among the maples. He' removes

his diamond shirtstudS," chops wood

for the kitchen stove, waters the lawn,

milks the brindle cow, drinks chant-

pagne from golden goblets with wife

and children, jumps into his swallow-

tail suit and shines at the dance, and

finally sleeps in a mahogany bedstead

under a canopy of rich tapestry. The

next morning he Umpires a ball-game,

goes fishing with the governor of the

state in the afternoon, and flies away

on a pleasure Jaunt with the president

of the Northwestern-Central railroad

the next day (transportation to be

paid in adVertising). He loafs around

until the next publication day, when

lie gets busy again that the kids

may have liver for breakfast. Thu*

is the' life of the editor-man.—H. r.H a rein gton.

"Wildcat mining stocks are not al-

together useless—or worthless eith-

er," said a broker who handles

cheap mining stocks the other day

to a reporter. "A man has just tele-

phoned to offer me $50 for enough

mining stocks to have a face value

Of $50,000. He wasn't particular what

mining stocks he got if they only had

a face value of $50,000. .1 closed the

cleal and will make money on it too.

What did'he want with such stocks?

Well, I haven't the slightest doubt

that he is getting ready to go

into the bankruptcy court and wants

to show his creditors where his mon-

ey has been dropped. We often get

such requests and are usually able

to till them." During our brief to-

journ n the great camp of Kendall

we have learned that the word "wild-

cat" is not in the vocabulary of the

average citizen but that almost with-

out exception the mining stocks of

this great camp are worth one hun-

dred cents on the dollar.

Soirne Of those Lewistown auto-

mobilists might take a little spin up

to Kendall the greatest gold mining

camp in the United States, and take

a long hungry gaze at the spot where

e are goitig to build our new de-

pot. Bring Editor Stout and Ph,

Dog Doctor along too for it doesn't

stem to have dawned upon them,

)et that our new railroad is ourn

and not thirn.-

Mark Twain says that in his

opinion the funniest thing that ever

happened was when the United Stat-

es ilaid poor, decrepit old Spain $20.-

009,000 for the PhiJipPines•

The 'American , Protective Tariff

League have taken a little swat - at

the Taft boom by making the startl-

ing announcement that Taft is "no

protectionist."

An exchange says that a man by

the name of Raatz recently committ-

ed suicide by way of the carbolic acid

route. That was certanly rough on

Raatz.

Notwithstanding the fact that it

doesn't assay very high, don't you

ttink it about time you were making

"clean up" in the back yard.

It is gradually beconilng evident'

to Harry Orchard that the American

people haye placed him upon their

list of "undesirable citizens."

One of the very best ways to

boost for Kendall is to trade with

Kendall merchants. •—

The news of the•Miner is not sand-

wiched with -patent medicine "stuff.'

DEMOCRATS ARE JOYOUS,

Apublican Factional Fight in Ohio

May Mean Victory.

Cleveland. May 15.—The rescinding

of the call for the republican love

feast at Columbus and the consequent

failure of the Tuft and Foraker fac-

tions to get together has greatly en-

couraged democratic leaders in Ohio.

They are of the °Mimi' that they

'lave an excellent chance of, electing

Senator Foraker's successor andfcito

the existing make-up of the legisla-

ture as proof. The present Ohio

house consists 'of 62 republicans, 57

demoCrats and, two independents.

The senate has 18 republicans, 18

democrats and one independent. nito

is classed as a democrat. This gives

the republicans 80 votes, against 78

for the democrats and independents.

The next senator will be elected by

the legislature chosen at the next elec-

tion, and thre are so many districts

in which the vote is close that it may

safely be said that the democrats

have at least as fair a prospect of

overcoming the present republican

lead as the republicans have of in-

creasing it.Five Of the present republican rep-

repsentatives were elected by Plurali-

ties of less than 100. One had a mar-

gin of three vote only: one was

elected by font' votes and one by 12

voteg. The man elected by four

voted for himself and he has three

sons who voted for their father.

Three democrats had pluralities of

less than 1130.In the senate the republicans have

One man who, was chosen by a plur-

ality of 50, while the smallest plural-

ity for any democratic senator was

22. The detniacratic leaders declare

that any election giving pluralities of

100 or less.io anyboys fight when the

'next electidn edme ' /found.-

•Red Lodge is to have a pew labor

union.Glendive will probably get newocar

shops.

Whitefish will soon install a Water-works system.

Bozeman will have a good ballteam this season,

l'hillipsburg's creamery agitatioehas died aborning.

Er. Craven of Dretinmond has suecumbed to pneumonia.

Billings is planning to build acreamery to cost $50,000.

Memorial Day will be observed bymany towns of the state.

'Lewistown is going r• have a sec-ond laundry in the near future.

The 'game laws of Montana arese.on to be published in pamphletform.

The Red Lodge board of trade arearranging for a rousing celebration atthat place on July 4. '

The department of the Interior liasrestored to public 'entry a large bodyof land lying opposite Glendive.

Rev, W. T. Groom of Butte waselected president of the Cheristian

Endeavorers at their convention in

Billings this week.

Martha Wooten, a 12-year oilButte girl, has been restored to herparents after having beer sto!en overa year by Gypsies.

L. P. Slater, former sheriff of Fer-gus county has resigned as under-sheriff and will engage in the hackbusiness at Lewistown.

An unknown fiend last week leftan orange saturated with carbolic

acid for a chambermaid in a Glendivehotel. The poor girl was horribly

burned.' Kalispell will hold a three-days'

celebration this year. lust HMI<

-xiiht a beautiful thirst some men

will have on the morning of the•

fourth day.

Governor Joseph K. Toole has of-

fered a reward for each of the men

who attempted to rob the' North

Coast Limited at Welch's Spur 're-

cently.Travel ie exceedingly heavy at

pit sent on the railroads .This iii-

cit'ase in the passenger trafffic is

t. directly due to the fact that news

lit per men are traveling. . . .Efforts are being made by the na-

tional executive ofticers of the United

Mine Workers of America to enlarge

the membership of the Red Lodge

Miners' ueion. -

Rev. Henry Quicklenden and "re

signed as pastor- of the Presbyterian

c!.urch at Lewistown after ,a long

and faithful service. His resignation

will take effect September I.

Pete Aulsoro Charged with il-

legally' killing elk. committed suicide

recently by swallowing strychnine

while in charge of an officer and on

his way to jail. Aulson came to

Montana last fall from North Da-

kOta,Cook City, that almost inaccessible

but immensely rich 'mining -camp

near one corner of the National Park

is receiving considerable notice from

the outside world and..a new rail-

road is slowly .but surely creeping

up to the little, camp.

The Big Horn Gold Dredging com-

pany have $50,000 worth of machinery,

-en route which they will use in the

construction of a gold dredging boat

with a capacity of 2,000 cubic yards

per day. The boat will work the

auriferous sands of the Big Horn riv-

er. • •Replacing the ' yellow badges *of

.

the medical fraternity and mingling

with the red and white of the Chris-

tian Endeavor insigna, are to be seen

the flaming red ribbons of the fire

iesurance agents' convention delegates

who have taken possession of Bil-

lings in force on their first annual

meeting in this state. .

A boycott has been declared

against ceery business house in Liv-

ingston with shout three exceptions.

by the Trades and T.abor council Of

that place because 'the merchants re-

fuse to abolish the use of the long

&stance Bell telephone. The mer-

chants had previously complied with

their request to not use the 161

phones.

Park county's great scheelite field,

here thee deposits of the rare metal,

tungsten is unequaled in the world

is coming rapidly to the front. The

market for tungsten is advancing by

leaps and hounds. At the present

time. scheelite is being milled and

concentrated at Jardine, the value

of the concentrates running 60c a

pound, or $1,000 a ton.

MAKE DIVING RECORD.

Samples of air were bottled every

tv. o tOtIrSsis by the board.The Octopus blew out foul air

only twice during the 24 hours shewas at the bottom of the bay.

It was computed that only one-

fth of her air supply was exhausted,

and if these figures are correct, they

tend to show the boat could remain

submerged 35 days, provided the food

and fuel supply was sufficient.The Lake also stood the test' well,

although a leak was sprung in the

superstructure. She pumped out

twice, but what proportion of her air

supply was used could not be learn-

ed.

MORE BUZZ WAGONS COMING.

Five New High Grade Automobiles

Due to Arrive Very Shortly.

Fergus County Democrat.

Five more, powerful, high grade

automobiles are due to arrive In the

city within the next thirty days,

bringing the total number of "Buzz"

wagons in Lewistown up to fifteen.

John L. Bright's new 45-horse pow-

er Lazier come in Thursday even-

ing and Mr. Bright gave it a thorough

workout Friday.. The machine is a

beauty in every sense of .the word

and takes the hills around Lewistown

without any let up in speed.

G. J. Bach, Harry Yaeger, M. I..

Woodman and' J. T. Wunderlin last

week put in orders for four new 50-

horse power Nationals and these ma-

chines will arrive in the city about

the middle of June. The 'National

is considered one of the greatest ma-

chines on the market and holds the

world's record for a 24-hour. run.

Austin W. Warr is daily expecting

the arrival of his recently ordered

Ftanklin. The Franklin is a magnifi-

cent machine and the one Mr. Warr

has ordered is the 1907 model and

possesses all of the latest improve-

ments.

Submarine Boats Stay Under Water

Long While Without Effort,

Newport. R. 1., May 16 —With all

hands well and contented, with a

bountiful supply of fresh air, and

with records for submergence brok-

en. the submarines Octopus and Cake

rose to the surface of Narragansett

ay at 4 o'clock this 'afternoon, end-

ing it test of 24 hours under water.

The Octopus rose first and the

members of the naval trial board

crowded n about her as the, conning

tower hatch flew open. The mem-

bers of ,the trial board at. once wept

below, to sec Is-hat conditions esist-

ed on Ward atuf arse, • tne aIr

'supply.

RAZORLESS SHAVE! NEXT!

Use Newly Invented 'Paste and

Beard Will Rub Off.

London, May 17.—There is conster-

nation among the barbers. of Eng-

land over the invention of a London-

er named Witherington. He has

made a paste which removes the

beard, without the use of a razor,

in ten minutes.The paste makes the hair so brit-

tle that it can be rubbed off clean

with a wet sponge.No "skin trouble" is guaranteed

and the performance is simply a part

of washing the face upon arising in

the morning.The following advantages are

claimed for the paste:No punctilious barber to ask if

the razor is sharp enough.

. No second man waiting to brush

your hat and ask with his manner

for a tip.You rub on the paste, 'wipe it off

with the sponge and presto! You go

down to coffee and rolls looking like

a man fresh from the hands of the

best barber in London.The cost is about one cent a shave

and tip yourself.The new invention is enjoying It

wide sale and barbers are alarmed.

PIERCE MUST STAND TRIAL.

Is. Denied Writ of Habeas Corpus

and Will Be Taken to Tdicas.

St. Louis. May 15.—H.-Clay Pierce,

chairman of the board of directors of.

the Waters-Pierce Oil company, was

today remanded to the custody of

Sheriff Matthews of Texas, to answer

to an indictment charging perjury,

by a decision rendered this morning

by- Judge Adams in the - United

States circuit court. Judge Adams

denied the application of Mr. Pierce

for a writ of habeas corpus.

Mr. Pierce is wanted in Texas to

tianswe to an indictment charging

per4

y in an affidavit

made by him

in .fay; 1900, to the effect that the

Waters-Pierce Oil company was not

a party to any pool, trust, confedera-

tion • or combinatiOn in restraint of

trade.After Judge Adams read his de-

cision, Attorney Priest ' immediately

asked that a delay of execution of the

cioureo order be grgteed to enable him

to decide whether to make an appeal

to the United States court of appeals

or directly to the United States

supreme court. Judge Adams grant-

ed the request.Mr. Pierce had little to say as he

left the court room with his attor-

ney. He spoke to several friends

mho crowded around to shake hands,

but made no comment.

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President Diaz States Attitude in

Guatemalan Controversy

Mexico City. May 15.—President

Diaz has given a statement of the rul-

ing of Mexico toward Guatemala and

his id'eas for remedying the condi-

tions prevailing in some of the cen-

tral republics."Mexico," he iaid, ''has throughout

all this trouble with Guatemala,

which Came so near forcing us into

war. maintained the attitude of a

friendly power.. That attitude is

still maintained.. We do not want

to shed blood to show the Guatemal-

an government the error of its Ways,

and will oat resort to that extreme

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Than Now to Buy Lots in

The Great Gold Camp

end all'sAtivantues

The eyes of the mining world are centered upon Kendall. It

is situated in the center of a great gold Producing anon and fabu-

lous wealth lies within its very limits, The Operating MIDOE

ploy 100 men, and numerous prospective mines upon which large

ore bodies have been discoveredare completnig arrengemesta

the building of plants and mills. Population, 1,300. .144001611*

water supply and electric light service. Location: Picturesque anti

most desirsizie for the building of a (109. Reboot facilities amine-

passed.

Lots Range in Value From

$5o to $1,500(will never be cheaper than they are today)

We are brokers and headquarters for stock in the following

well known mining companies. It will pay you to investigate.

Cyanide Gold Mining Company

Abby Gold Mining Company

Paymaster Gold Mining Company

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