KELLERMANN’S UNITED STUDIOS PRESENTSound : Trio Kellermann
TEN REFURBISHED COMMANDMENTS OF WISHES TO JEWISH NEW
YEAR
תשע"ב
5771-2 (2011)
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WISH COMMANDMENT 1DON’T lift YOUR WIFE to YOUR ARMS –HIRE a young
”ASSISTANT”
WISH COMMANDMENT 2NEVER WEAR CONDOMs KNITTED BY YOUR GRANDMA
WISH COMMANDMENT 3DON’T BE A GENTLEMAN – DON’T LEAD FAMILY CONVOYS -
BEWARE OF MINES !!!!
WISH COMMANDMENT 4NEVER MINE WHERE YOU GOING –
ALWAYS TAKE YOUR HOUSE WITH YOU
WISH COMMANDMENT 5DON’T FORGET TO PEEL THE FRUIT YOU ARE GOING TO EAT
WISH COMMANDMENT 6IF YOU ARE CURIOUS – BE SURE THAT’S A CAMERA AND NOT A
GUN
WISH COMMANDMENT 7ALWAYS LOOK AROUND IF THERE IS NOT AN
ANEMY BEHIND YOU
WISH COMMANDMENT 8NEVER STAY BEHIND UNKNOWN PERSON
WISH COMMANDMENT 9ALWAYS STAY ON A SOLID SOIL
WISH COMMANDMENT 10ALWAYS MARGE YOURSELF WITH GREEN – IT
CAN BE VERY STORMILY
AN EXTRA ONE WISH COMMANDMENT FOR ME
don’t waste your life in work – don’t forget you have a happy, supporting wife
Family Kellermann, Israeli and UK branch
Wish you sweet and Happy New year
תשע"ב
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