COPY PRESENTATION
January 29, 2008
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TEASERS:
MEET BERTRAM PINCUS, THE NEW YORK CITY DENTIST
WHO CAN’T STAND A SOUL. GHOST TOWN
WHY IS EVERYONE DYING TO ANNOY THIS MAN?
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THEY MAY BE GHOSTS… BUT HE’S NO SAINT.
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EVEN WHEN YOU’RE DEAD, YOU’LL STILL ANNOY PINCUS.
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YOU DON’T NEED SKIN TO GET UNDER HIS.
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DR. PINCUS IS DYING TO BE LEFT ALONE.
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BERTRAM PINCUS HAS ISSUES WITH PEOPLE… EVEN AFTER THEY DIE.
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IF IT WALKS AND TALKS, PINCUS CAN’T STAND IT.
EVEN IF IT’S DEAD. GHOST TOWN
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IF IT WALKS AND TALKS, PINCUS HAS A PROBLEM.
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DR. PINCUS HAS ISSUES WITH PEOPLE.
EVEN THE DEAD ONES. GHOST TOWN
ALL PEOPLE IRRITATE PINCUS. ESPECIALLY THE DEAD ONES.
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PINCUS HATES ALL PEOPLE... EVEN DEAD ONES.
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IF IT WALKS AND TALKS, PINCUS HATES IT.
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EVERYTHING IRRITATES DR. PINCUS. ESPECIALLY DEAD THINGS.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A PERSON AND TALKS LIKE A PERSON,
PINCUS WANTS NO PART. GHOST TOWN
IF IT WALKS AND TALKS, PINCUS HAS A PROBLEM.
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PINCUS TAKES ISSUE TO THOSE WHO HAVE ISSUES.
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BERTRAM PINCUS IS PESTERED BY PEOPLE.
…BOTH DEAD AND ALIVE. GHOST TOWN
ALL PEOPLE ARE PESTS TO BERTRAM PINCUS
…INCLUDING THE DEAD. GHOST TOWN
DR. PINCUS FINDS HUMAN BEINGS TO BE INCREDIBLY ANNOYING.
EVEN AFTER THEY DIE. GHOST TOWN
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THE GHOSTS OF NEW YORK CITY
CHOSE THE WRONG GUY TO TALK TO.
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YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO GET ON PINCUS’S LAST NERVE.
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EVERYBODY’S DYING TO BOTHER DR. PINCUS.
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PINCUS HAS A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE…
NOT JUST THE LIVING. GHOST TOWN
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YOU DON’T NEED A HEARTBEAT
TO MAKE HIS FAIL. GHOST TOWN.
YOU DON’T NEED A PULSE TO IRRITATE PINCUS.
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DR. PINCUS ISN’T MUCH OF A PEOPLE PERSON.
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WHEN YOU BECOME A SPIRIT, HE STILL DOESN’T WANNA HEAR IT.
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TO DR. PINCUS, PEOPLE ARE MERELY A NUISANCE,
EVEN DEAD ONES. GHOST TOWN
EVEN AFTER YOU CROAK, YOU’LL BOTHER THIS BLOKE.
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YOU DON’T NEED A BODY TO STEP ON HIS TOES.
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YOU DON’T NEED A PULSE TO MAKE PINCUS’S BLOOD BOIL.
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NOTHING BRINGS ON A HEADACHE LIKE A FLOCK OF NEEDY GHOSTS.
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FRIENDLY GHOSTS ARE RUBBISH. GHOST TOWN
DR. PINCUS CAN’T WAIT FOR HIS SIXTH SENSE
TO VANISH. GHOST TOWN
DR. PINCUS HAS A SIXTH SENSE. ANNOYANCE. GHOST TOWN
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“I LOATHE ALL PEOPLE, LIVING AS WELL AS DEAD.”
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“JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE DEAD DOES NOT MEAN
I SUDDENLY CARE!” GHOST TOWN
EVEN WHEN YOU’RE ALIVE YOU’RE DEAD TO DR. PINCUS.
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DR. PINCUS DOESN’T CARE ABOUT SMALL PROBLEMS
LIKE YOUR DEATH. GHOST TOWN
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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’VE KICKED THE BUCKET!
NOW, PLEASE, DROP DEAD. GHOST TOWN
“DR. PINCUS WILL SEE YOU NOW…”
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THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS IS DEAD TO BERTRAM PINCUS.
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DR. PINCUS WOULD RATHER BE DEAD THAN HELP THOSE WHO ALREADY ARE.
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BERTRAM PINCUS CAN’T STAND A SOUL, LIVING OR DEAD.
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THE WORLD IS DEAD FOR BERTRAM PINCUS.
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“HUMAN BEINGS CAN BE SO INSUFFERABLE… EVEN AFTER THEIR DEMISE.”
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“HUMANS ARE INSUFFERABLE CREATURES… ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY’RE DEAD.”
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“YOU ARE AN ANNOYING LITTLE DEAD MAN, AREN’T YOU?”
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“WERE YOU THIS INSUFFERABLE WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE?”
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“THEY’RE ALL INSUFFERABLE. EVERY LAST SPIRIT.”
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THE ONLY THING HE HATES MORE THAN THE LIVING IS THE DEAD.
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THE GHOSTS ARE DEAD. THEIR ISSUES ARE NOT.
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WHAT IF YOUR WINGMAN WAS A DEAD MAN?
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SOMETIMES IT TAKES DYING TO LEARN HOW TO LIVE.
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FOR DR. PINCUS, LIFE GOES ON. GHOST TOWN
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LIFE GOES ON… AND ON…
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TAGS:
GHOST TOWN GET A LIFE.
GHOST TOWN GET AN AFTERLIFE.
GHOST TOWN HE DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
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GHOST TOWN PATIENCE IS NOT HIS VIRTUE.
GHOST TOWN IT’S NOT OVER WHEN IT’S OVER.