my friend watches sherlock for the first 4me (the reichenbach fall)
i will be blue
my friend will be red
is that benadryl cabbagepatch
tbh i think he looks like an alien i think the kid is more a;rac4ve
i don’t see it
DUCK FACE
did he just say “do you want a cuppa mate?” ok we get it you’re bri4sh
what’s with the scarf
OMG SPILLING TEA REALLY DO THEY REALLY NEED TO KEEP REMINDING US THAT THEY’RE BRITISH
shh it’s funny
why is he puVng gum on the glass with his spit he’ll get caught
he wants to get caught
why the fuck
ok i can kind of see why you would think he is a;ract-‐ oH MY GOD
welcome friend
he’s talking about congressional legislature and it’s turning me on
oh yes we have boarding schools because we are bri4sh
boys are blue and girls are pink because we must enforce gender roles to children
you’ve been looking at social jus4ce stuff again haven’t you i am in a rage
why so many ques4on marks are you a seventh grade girl on msn
the three Ss of being sherlock: Sexy, Smart and full of Shit
omg they are handcuffed together and sherlock just yelled get on your knees
he can handcuff me and yell that to me
go to your right john oh yeah that’s it that’s the spot john oh yeah
gAAAAYYYYYYYYY it’s ok they said no homo
i never heard them say no homo
well then
double decker bus WE ARE BRITISH take a shot
what did she just say she can breed him what
no read him you dumbass
omg isn’t that sexy
you like watching sherlock play with his balls?
are they going to have a dance off
he’s talking about how disappointed he is he sounds like my parents
only bri4sh people say “sissy” DRINK
that’s sexy
he’s about to kill someone
i don’t care
ughhh did i men4on i have a thing for dress shoes
ok calm down
they look like they’re about to kiss
oh honey you have no idea
yes invite the big scary man with the ta;oos inside of your house
don’t stereotype
he’s literally about to kill her
shut the fuck up
w_ are you breaking up with me
or is it one of those really cool proposal things where you pretend to kill yourself and then land on a trampoline that spells out marry me not that i’ve fantasized about that or anything
sherlock please don’t do this over the phone it’s tacky
is he going to talk to the fucking tombstone? he’s going to talk to the fucking tombstone isn’t he. tell me he isn’t going to talk to the fucking tombstone
he’s talking to the fucking tombstone