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True Love Ifyoulovesomething,setitfree Ifitcomesback,itwas,andalwayswillbeyours Ifitneverreturns,itwasneveryourstobeginwith. Ifitjustsitsinourlivingroom,messesupyourstuff,eatsyour food, used your telephone, takes your money, andneverbehavesasifyouactuallysetitfreeinthefirstplace,you’reeithermarriedtoitorgavebirthtoit.

Class Assignment Ateachergaveher5thgradeclasstheassignmentofget-tingtheirparentstotellthemastorywithamoral.Thenextday,thekidscometoclassandtelltheirstories. LittleKathytellshowtheyputalltheeggsfromtheirfarminabasketandweretakingthemtothemarket.Thepickuptruckhitabumpintheroadandtheeggswentflyingevery-whereandbroke. “What’sthemoralofthatstory?”askstheteacher. “Don’tputallyoureggsinonebasket,”saysKathy. “Verygood!”saystheteacher. LittleTammytellshowtheyhadadozeneggsonce,butwhentheyhatched,therewereonlytenlivechicks.Shesaidthemoralofthatstorywas,“Don’tcountyourchickensbe-foretheyhatch!” “That’safineexample,”saystheteacher.“LittleJohnny,Ibelieveyouhadyourhandupnext!” “Yes,Ma’am!”saysJohnny.“MydaddytoldmemyAuntKarenwasaflightengineerinDesertStorm,andherplanegothit.Shehadtobailoutoverenemyterritory,andallshehadwasabottleofwhiskey,amachinegun,andamachete.Shedrank thewhiskeyon thewaydown, so itwouldn’tbreak,andthenshelandedinthemiddleofahundreden-emysoldiers.Shekilledseventyofthemwiththemachinegunbeforesheranoutofbullets.Then,shekilledtwentymorewiththemachetebeforethebladebrokeoff.Finally,shekilledthelasttenwithherbarehands. “Good heavens!” says the horrified teacher. “What didyourdaddytellyouwasthemoralofthatterriblestory?” “StaytheheckawayfromAuntKarenwhenshe’sbeendrinking!”

Old Friends Twoelderly ladieshadbeen friends formanydecades.Overtheyears,theyhadsharedallkindsofactivitiesandadventures.Lately,theiractivitieshadbeenlimitedtomeetafewtimesaweektoplaycards.Oneday,theywereplayingcardswhenonelookedattheotherandsaid,“Now,don’tgetmadatme...Iknowwe’vebeenfriendsforalongtime...butIjustcan’tthinkofyourname!I’vethoughtandthought,butIcan’trememberit.Pleasetellmewhatournameis!” Herfriendglaresather.Foratleastthreeminutesshejuststaresandglaresather.Finally,shesays,“Howsoondoyouneedtoknow?”

Honey Hole Patellsastorythathappenedtohimduringthisspring’smushroomseason.Hesayshegrabbedacoupleofbread-sacksandwalkeduptowardsNeedmoreHollowtohisfa-vorite“honeyhole,”hopingtofindabunchofmushroomsforhisandMa’ssupper. Justashegottotheedgeofthewoods,henoticestwomensittingonadeerstandjustabovePa’s“honeyholes.”HealsonoticesthattheyareYankees,sohesays,“Hey,guys,what are you doing up there?” (Translated means, “Hey,y’all.Whatch’alldoin’?”)Theyarebothwearinghunterorange.Oneisholdingafancyrodandreelandtheotherhasanoverandundershotgun. “Wearegoingtogetsomedrylandfish,”saysone.“Yes,sir!”saystheother.We’regoingtosnagthemorshootthem.” “Well,”saysPa.“Theywon’tcomeinunlessthegroundisreallyclean.I’lljusttidyupalittlearoundhere.”Pagoesaroundtheareapickingupabigmessofmorelsinhisbreadsacksandthenwavesgoodbyetothetwohunters.“Happyhunting!”hesaysashegoeshome.

The New Driver Anewimmigrantwascoastingdowntheinterstateonthefirstdayofhisnewjobasataxidriverwhensuddenlyhisphonerang.Itwashisbossonthephone,urgentlywarninghim,“Nomoham,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere’sacargoingthewrongwayontheinterstate.Pleasebecareful!” “Youdon’thavetotellme,”saysNomoham.“It’snotjustonecar.It’shundredsofthem!”

Little Lady A little old lady is goingup anddown thehalls of thenursinghome.Asshewalksbe,sheflipsupthehemofhernightgownandsays,“Supersex.” Shewalksuptoanelderlymaninawheelchair.Flippinghergownathim,shesays,“Supersex!” Hesitssilentlyforamomentortwoandfinallyanswers,“I’lltakethesoup!”

NOTICE_____________ The Estill County Clerk’s Of-fice will be conducting only Elec-tion Business on Tuesday, May 20, 2014, for the Primary Election. If you have any question con-cerning your voter registration or voting location, please feel free to call the office any time between now and Election day.

Thank You, Sherry L. Fox County Clerk

INDICTMENTSContinued from Page 1

Reedisalsochargedwithfelonies,fleeingorevadingpolice(motorvehicle)andwantonendangerment,firstdegreewhenConstableDannyConradattemptedatrafficstoponReed.onDecember13,2013.ThefleeingandwantonendangermentchargesareClassDfelonies. JustinShearer,26,ofOldFoxRoadandMiChaelMiller,26,.ofJacquelineCourtwerenamedasco-defendantsintheMarch7,2013burglaryat523CantrellStreetinIrvine. Shearerwasindictedforseconddegreeburglary,receivingstolenpropertyunder$10,000,andcriminalpossessionofaforgedinstrument. Millerwasindictedforfacilitationtoburglary,seconddegree,amisdemeanor,receivingstolenpropertyunder$10,000,andforgery,seconddegree,bothfelonies. ChristyM.Henry,28,of530Broadway,Irvine,wasindictedforthreemisdemeanorchargesandonefelony. TheindicTmerntchargesHenrywithpublicintoxicationofacontrolledsubstance,disorderlyconduct,seconddegree,anddrugparaphernalia.Sheisalsochargedwithafelony,promotingcontraband,firstdegree.TheindictmentsstatesthatHenryhad11suboxonestripsinherpursewhileshewasbeingbookedintotheEstillCountyDetentionCenter. CheronnaHatmaker,38,andMichaelHickey,35,bothofClayCitywerenamedinaneightcountindictmentresultingfromatrafficstopbySturnioloonMarch22,2014. Thecoupleischargedwithtwocountsoftraffickinginacon-trolledsubstance,firstdegree,firstoffense(.5gramsmethamphet-amine in vehicle), and two counts of trafficking in a controlledsubstancewithin1,000feetofaschool.Theywerealsoindictedonmisdemeanorchargesoftraffickinginmarijuanalessthanoneoz.,possessionofdrugparaphernalia(rollingpapers,plasticbags,19sy-ringes,anddigitalscale),andillegalpossessionofalegenddrug(10neurotintablets). TheindictmentalsochargesHickeywithcarryingaconcealedweapon,amisdemeanor. DonnaStone,33,of3006thStreet,Ravenna,wasnamedinasix-countindictment.ShewasinitiallychargedMarch12,2014withtheftbyunlawfultaking(shoplifting)andpublicintoxicationofacontrolledsubstance,bothmisdemeanorcharges,atFamilyDollarinIrvine. The indictment also charges Stone with possession of a con-trolledsubstance,firstdegree(30mg.oxycodone),andpossessionofacontrolledsubstance,thirddegree(xanax)Shewasalsoindictedforpromotingcontraband, firstdegree.The indictmentstates thatStonehadxanaxinhersockwhilebeingbookedattheEstillCountyDetentionCenter. Theindictmentalsochargesherwithbeingafirstdegreepersis-tentfelonyoffender.Itstatesthatshehasbeenconvictedoftwopriorfelonyoffenses. GlennNewton,60,of372ChurchHouseHill, Irvinewas in-dictedfortwocountsoftraffickinginacontrolledsubstance,seconddegree, first offense.Newton’s indictment also chargedhimwithpossessionofacontrolledsubstance,firstdegree,firstoffense(30mg.oxycodone),andprescriptionofacontrolledsubstancenotinpropercontainer. An indictmentchargesRobertAdams44,of1178Wisemana-townRoad,Irvinewiththeftofacontrolledsubstance.Theindict-mentstatesthatonApril22,2014,AdamsfilledaprescriptionatRite-Aid forLortab thatbelonged toRhondaAdamswithoutherknowledge. JustinS.Roberts,25,of427AnnStreet,Irvine,wasindictedforreceivingstolenpropertyunder$10,000..Theindictmentalsocharg-esRobertswithbeingaseconddegreepersistentfelonyoffender.Itstatesthathehasbeenconvictedofonepriorfelonyoffense MchaelC.Friend,35,of309ElmStreet,Ravenna,wasindictedfortwocountsofwantonendangermentfirstdegreeandcriminalmischief, second degree. Friend was indicted for being a seconddegreefelonyoffender.Theindictmentstatesthathehasbeencon-victedofonepreviousfelony. StevenWayneGross,38,of108S.CourtStreet,IrvineandBrad-leyJ.Young,47,of102CourtStreetwerenamedasco-defendants.Theindictmentchargeseachofthemwithreceivingstolenpropertyover$500,lessthan$10,000andcriminalmischief,seconddegree. KyleE.Combs,23,ofLostCreek,Ky.wasindictedafterhisar-restataKSPtrafficcheckpointattheintersectionofHwys.82and89onApril12,2014. The indictment charges Combs with license to be in posses-sion, drugparaphernalia (rollingpapers), trafficking inmarijuana

(10pounds,14oz.intrunkofcar),twocountsoftraffickinginacontrolledsubstance,firstdegree,firstoffense(14.7gramsheroininbaggieand120Methadone10mg.tablets),tamperingwithphysi-calevidence(hidingbaggiewithmethadonepillsingrocerystore,carryingaconcealedweaponandseconddegreepersistentfelonyoffender.. Asix-countindictmentwasreturnedagainstKristenWhite,21,of2707DugHillRoad,Irvine.ItchargesWhitewithassaultthirddegree(spittinginfaceofpoliceofficer),assaultseconddegree(hit-tingJamesSparksinheadwithwhiskeybottle),menacing(placingpoliceofficerinreasonableapprehensionofimminentphysicalin-jury,disorderlyconduct,seconddegreeandresistingarrestonMarch3,2014. Anindictmentisanaccusation.Apersonremainsinnocentuntilprovenguiltyinacourtoflaw.