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Xkrkl Fuppy wks borg eg Gortl Cogdog kgd `efrktnd
gortl to Ndegburfl eg 2::2. Xln lncd k rkgfn oa mobs
bnaorn `ovegf to Xhotckgd kd`egestrkteog! hlkrety kgd
hk`pkefgegf wor"! fkrdngegf. #atnr frkduktegf aro`
Ndegburfl $gevnrsety wetl k %# eg &u`kgetens 'Xohekc Xhenghn( sln hoghngtrktnd og slort story
wretegf.
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)opyreflt © Xkrkl Fuppy
*ln reflt oa Xkrkl Fuppy to bn edngteaend ks kutlor oa tles wor"
lks bnng kssnrtnd by lnr eg khhordkghn wetl snhteog ++ kgd +, oa
tln )opyreflt! -nsefgs kgd ktngts #ht /,,.
#cc reflts rnsnrvnd. Go pkrt oa tles pubcehkteog `ky bn
rnproduhnd! stornd eg k rntrenvkc systn`! or trkgs`ettnd eg kgy
aor` or by kgy `nkgs! ncnhtrogeh! `nhlkgehkc! plotohopyegf!
rnhordegf! or otlnrwesn! wetlout tln preor pnr`esseog oa tln
pubceslnrs.
#gy pnrsog wlo ho` ets kgy ugkutlore;nd kht eg rnckteog to tles pubcehkteog `ky bn cekbcn to hre`egkc prosnhuteog kgd hevec hcke`s
aor dk`kfns.
# ) hktkcofun rnhord aor tles tetcn es kvkeckbcn aro` tln %retesl
Cebrkry.
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#usteg 5khkucny ubceslnrs Ctd.
2= )kgkdk X9ukrn
)kgkry 3lkra Cogdog
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regtnd kgd bougd eg Frnkt %retkeg
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#h"gowcndf`ngts
# tlkg" you to .0.F ks wncc to otlnr wretnrs eg *ln )o7opnrktevn oa )rnktevn 3retnrs wlo oaanrnd frnkt
nghourkfn`ngt kgd support.
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Tkcn oa Two Lkcvns
Nce;kbntl #ccfood aegeslnd pkegtegf tln arogt settegf roo` k
dnnp dkr" rnd. Xln lks bnng kt et seghn tlkt `orgegf wlng
lnr lusbkgd ?ehlkrd lkd fogn oaa to tln ugevnrsety. Gow
hk`n hretehkc kpprkeskc oa tln wor" rougd tln ncnfkgt
Fnorfekg roo` wetl cogf sksl wegdows ovnrkcc got bkd J k
anw dnat stro"ns lnrn kgd tlnrn. *lny lkd so`nlow
`kgkfnd to fnt tlroufl )lrest`ks kgd Gnw Knkr J sln
dedgBt "gow 9uetn low coo"egf bkh". *lnrn lkd bnng k anw
rows wetl rncktevns! bro"ng wegn fckssns kgd burgt tur"ny to
hogtngd wetl. nrlkps lnr fukrdekg kgfnc! tln ogn wlo sln
anct sln wks kbcn to secngtcy ho``ugehktn wetl eg tln odd
sgkthlnd `o`ngt oa pnkhn lkd bnstownd so`n frkhn or
`kybn et lkd bnng tln houpcn hougsnccegf tlkt tlny lkdkttngdnd. *lny lkd spngt )lrest`ks kt lo`n 6tlny lkd lkd
to aeflt aor tles eg tln akhn oa rncktevn deskpprovkc< kgd
tlegfs lkd rnkhlnd k drk`kteh hrnshngdo duregf )lrest`ks
Nvn wlng Nce;kbntl! og stre"n ovnr k ckh" oa kpprnhekteog
aor lnr `kgy lours oa do`nsteh ckbours eg tln "ethlng! lkd
tlrowg tln lkca hoo"nd tur"ny tlroufl k wegdow kgd out eg
to tln secngt dkr" strnnt.
)nksnaern wks rnkhlnd cktnr tlkt nvngegf but rncktevns
lkd to `k"n do wetl k rktlnr soffy gut rokst egstnkd. %ut
gow et wks spregf! tln dkys wnrn cogfnr. %reflt bucbs wnrn
out kgd k hcnkgsegf upceategf wegd bcnw tlroufl tln
Ndegburfl strnnts kgd hrnshngts. Xln ded covn lnr lusbkgd
but tlny kcwkys snn`nd to bn kt nkhl otlnrBs tlrokts duregftln locedkys sln lkd hkuflt lnrsnca nynegf tln "ethlng dnvec
"gevns wetl uglnkctly egtnrnst. nrlkps et wks tln egacunghn
oa tln pksseogktn opnrk sln wks pckyegf acutn eg kt tln
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`o`ngt sln tlouflt! regsegf lnr bruslns gnktcy. &kca tln
te`n sln dedgBt lkvn k hcun ks to wlkt wks foegf og eg lnr
lusbkgdBs `egd. &n wks gkturkccy rntehngt kgd et wks lkrd
wor" fnttegf k aer` hcnkr stktn`ngt oa les anncegfs kboutkgytlegf! cnt kcogn les anncegfs kbout lnr kgd tlner `krrekfn.
)loppegf ogeogs eg tln "ethlng sln hkchucktnd low `kgy
lours sln woucd gnnd must to rug ovnr k pkrtehuckrcy treh"y
cettcn soco kfkeg.
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?ehlkrd #ccfood wkc"nd pkst Xt. Fecns eg tln Dcd
*owgBs &efl Xtrnnt wogdnregf wlkt lkd `otevktnd so`n
obshurn! kgogy`ous pnrsog to wretn tlnrn es go te`n― og
tln hlurhlBs fre`y frnng kghengt stogn wkccs. *ln odd tlegf
wks tlkt ln anct eg so`n strkgfn wky tlkt tles penhn oa strnnt
plecosoply wks khtukccy trun ln lkd bnng cnhturegf og tln
aorhns oa fcobkceskteog kgd tln wky te`n snn`nd to bn
ho`prnssnd kgd wor" egtngseaend aor botl ckbour kgd hkpetkc J kgd kcc eg tln gk`n oa eghrnksnd produhtevety kgd
naaehenghy. )nrtkegcy! ln anct ln lkd go te`n wlktsonvnr aor
les owg rnsnkrhl or nvng lecc wkc"egf. &n wks bnegf pked to
rnfurfetktn! dncevnr kgd pnraor` but ln dedgBt fnt ngoufl
te`n to tleg" aor le`snca J ln houcdgBt nvng annc les owg
body wlng wkc"egf krougd eg tln `kfgnteh bckh" locn oa
hk`pus khkdn`ek.
Xo`n strkgfn des7kssohekteogkc plysehkc spcettegf
prohnss lkppngnd ks soog ks ogn kpprokhlnd tln pckhn oa
cnkrgegf rnksognd proansseogkc `ks" og! psyhlocofehkc
bougdkrens up kgd kgtnggkn out! nyns kvnrtnd. Tusl gow
`kg ln sked to le`snca, turgegf eg to Fnorfn X9ukrn. Et―s got
kcc bkd. Fot tlroufl Hlrest`ks egtkht. Bkgi `kgkfnr
lkppy. Dnhngt pker oa horduroy trousnrs, food wean, dnhngt
skckry, aegn wegn kgd hlnnsn eg tln ckrdnr. ro`oteog soog,
`ky tkin o!nr les pkrtehuckr snhteog oa "ohekc "henghns.
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#orn `ogny kgd `kybn k hlkghn to fo to #n$eho cktnr eg
tln ynkr og rnsnkrhl. %gd got ynt aorty&tlrnn. 'uhiy, hcn!nr
ocd cettcn `n.
Knt tlnrn wnrn deshoghnrtegf te`ns wlng tln ugevnrsety!
dnspetn ets rnputkteog aor nAhnccnghn kgd spcngded Fnorfekg
buecdegfs! snn`nd go `orn tlkg k vkst tlnktrehkc snt J et wks
kcc k 0ka"kns9un eccuseog! tles pursuet oa "gowcndfn! wetl
`ecceogs oa 9unsteogs kgd ngdcnss suppcens oa possebcn
kgswnrs. ?nkccy tlnrn wks k cettcn `kg pnddcegf kwky
aureouscy bncow eg tln frougd so`nwlnrn! wlo "npt tln
wlocn tlegf foegf! ovnr snnegf tln dk`gnd deshkrdnd bodens
oa ugdnr pnraor`egf studngts kgd tutors wlo wnrn brkgdnd!
hodnd! rnhordnd! sk`pcnd! kgkcysnd bnaorn `kfehkccy
deskppnkregf wetlout trkhn J suh"nd eg to k fekgt kbyss or
ugdnrfoegf slreg"egf `odeaehkteogs #cehn eg 3ogdnrckgd
stycn J gnvnr to bn snng ks tln sk`n pnrsog kfkeg or must
gnvnr snng kfkeg. Gow kgd tlng ln wks kwkrn oa so`n dnnp
rnstcnss ngnrfy wetleg le`! k sngsn oa proaougd n`ptegnsskgd ynkrgegf wlehl desturbnd le`! ln houcdgBt ugdnrstkgd et
kt kcc. &n houcd got aegd kgy rnksog or musteaehkteog aor les
anncegfs.
-uregf tln rnhngt hougsnccegf ln kgd les wean lkd
ugdnrtk"ng 6Nce;kbntlBs ednk! ln lkd aougd tln wlocn tlegf
dnnpcy n`bkrrkssegf< ln rnhkccnd k tnrreayegf hlecdlooddrnk` eg wlehl ln wks ho`pcntncy nktng kgd swkccownd
wlocn by k ckrfn bckh" bnkr. #atnr bnegf nktng kgd hlurgnd
krougd tln bnkrBs dkr" hkvnrgous sto`khl ln wks spkt out
`kfehkccy egtkht kgd wlocn tloufl slk"ng by tln
nApnrenghn. &n lkdgBt wkgtnd to slkrn tles wetl kgybody(
ln kcogn woucd `k"n sngsn oa et.
#atnr wkc"egf up tln stkers! ln hlkttnd brenacy to
hoccnkfuns. g tln rncktevn prevkhy oa les oaaehn og tln tlerd
acoor ln gotehnd tlkt tln lufn rubbnr pckgt ln rnshund kt k
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rubbesl tep gnnds wktnr kgd wks khtukccy snhrntegf `ec"y
rubbnry acued kcogf lnr stn`s. )oaann. #ust lk!n hkaanegn,
go food wetlout et. Xeflegf lnkvecy! ln skw tln pecn oa
ug`kr"nd nsskys og tln dns" wetl lkrdcy k dngt eg et. tBcclkvn to bn k cktn geflt kfkeg ks ln es kcrnkdy lkvegf to pregt
out so`n cnhturn gotns ks wncc ks khtukccy cnhturn. (l
Hlrest. Nce;kbntl sked got to bn cktn togeflt ks slnBs `k"egf
1rnghl ogeog soup. t es tlner kggevnrskry. XlnBcc bn lurt(
sln "gows etBs les akvouretn.
Xeppegf lot hoaann kgd coo"egf dowg eg tln s9ukrn ln
gotehnd k rktlnr bnkuteauc gubecn yougf studngt wetl cogf
bcogd lker. 5kfgeaehngt krsn! ce"n two boecnd nffs eg k
lkgd"nrhlena. (l do slut up )ehlkrd, ln skys to le`snca.
*ou krn k pre!ecnfnd `eddcn kfnd pef. Do you rnkccy wkgt to
tlrow your `krrekfn kwky og so`n wecd kaaker wetl k ferc
yougf ngoufl to bn your dkufltnr+ k!n k `ed cean hresns
eg k anw ynkrs, you hkggot kaaord et -ust ynt `ktn. Xettegf! ln
bnfkg to rnkd tln nsskys.
?ehlkrd stkrnd bckg"cy eg to spkhn( ln dedgBt "gow low
cogf ln lkd bnng settegf ce"n tlkt! tlnrn eg les oaaehn. Dutsedn
tln ceflt wks akdegf. &n fot tlroufl tln dky o"ky. *ln
cnhturn wngt wncc kgd go probcn`s wetl tln ovnrlnkd
promnhtor but tln tnrrebcn pecn oa nsskys stecc gnndnd to bnaegeslnd oaa ho`pcntncy. &n peh"nd up tln plogn kgd hkccnd
lo`n. #gswnr plogn. &n cnat k brena `nsskfn. *lnrn es go
suhl tlegf ks k slet arnn nAestnghn ln "gnw! but auh" et! ln
rnkccy akghend k pegt. &nBd lkvn to hlkghn et. g tln pkst sln
lkd bettng les lnkd oaa aor got hkccegf wlng ln "gnw ln wks
foegf to bn cktn. Coh"egf les oaaehn! ln wkc"nd dowg
Gehlocsog Xtrnnt to les cohkc akvouretn. &n donsgBt gnnd to
bn kt hk`pus ugtec two to`orrow so ln hkg ugwegd wetl
hoccnkfuns k bet kgd ckufl kt tln ugevnrsety egtnr
dnpkrt`ngtkc poegt shoregf.
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Nce;kbntl bnfkg to annc lnr kgfnr resegf stnkdecy ks sln
coo"nd kt tln "ethlng hcoh". Xnvng oB hcoh". Xln "gnw
wlnrn lnBd bn eg tlkt strkgfn boo;nr wetl kcc tlosn otlnr
dusty khkdn eh typns. t lkd lkppngnd te`n kgd kfkeg.XlnBd spngt kfns hoo"egf kgd pkegtegf! kcc tln pkegt bruslns
kgd roccnr wnrn dryegf oaa by tln "ethlng seg". Xln lkd bnng
so naaehengt tlkt sln khtukccy lkd so`n te`n to spkrn to
prkhtesn tln soco. 3lng sln pckynd sln anct trkgsportnd
ncsnwlnrn kgd dedgBt lkvn to tleg" too dnnpcy kbout
kgytlegf. *ln acutn ceatnd lnr kgd ho`aortnd lnr kgd tlnrn
wks so`ntlegf tnrrebcy hnrtkeg kgd pnr`kgngt kbout wrettng
`usehkc gotns. 3ly ded sln lkvn to `krry suhl k bcoody
n`oteogkc rntkrd *lny lkd `nt kt ugevnrsety eg Ngfckgd
kgd tlnrn lkd bnng `kgy te`ns wlng sln tlouflt must
hkggot rn`keg `krrend to you( you krn lkrd wor"
n`oteogkccy dnspetn your khkdn`eh prownss. %ut sln lkd
stuh" kt et. NAk`egegf lnr akhn eg tln bktlroo` `error! sln
wogdnrnd ea tlnrn wks kgotlnr wo`kg or so`n arnsl
forfnous o" Jykl &ngrenttk typn studngt wlo khhedngtkccyog purposn cnt lnr stoh"egf tops slow duregf k tutorekc.
Xtuaa ce"n tles lkppngnd kcreflt. 3lng sln anct `orn
hogaedngt kbout lnrsnca kgd kpprnhektnd sln anct sln wks stecc
kttrkhtevn J but reflt gow! dnspetn tln s`krt lkerhut kgd
subtcn `k"n up sln anct ce"n k rnmnhtnd lkf. t lurt dnnpcy.
L3lnrn tln bcoody lncc krn you! tlng! -eh"yE slnsloutnd to le` og les `obecn. ?ehlkrd kttn`ptnd kg
nApckgkteog! hetegf k gnnd to deshuss k hoursn dncevnry wetl
hoccnkfuns.
g tln bkh"frougd goesn sln lnkrd tln hleg"egf oa fckss
kgd cnkrgnd bkgtnr. &nr aury boecnd ovnr. Xln anct plysehkccy
veocngt! karked oa wlkt sln `eflt do to le` ks soog ks ln
stnppnd eg tlroufl tln door. 3lkt ln wks doegf wks so
hrunc kgd tloufltcnss. Xhrnw et ea tln gneflbours lnkrd lnr!
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toufl slet. *lny lkd lnkrd ngoufl sckgfegf `kthlns kgd
do`nsteh veocnghn by gow! tlny ouflt to bn usnd to et.
LB` ternd oa lnkregf your auh"egf ck`n nAhusnsM Kou pro`esnd you woucd bn bkh" nkrcy todky. 3lkt "egd oa k
`kg krn you! kgywky B` got wketegf aor you kgy cogfnr!
?ehlkrd.E
Xln lugf up kgd ktn so`n soup! k lnkdkhln ho`egf og.
Xln lkd nvng put hkgdcns out og tln tkbcn! bouflt arnsl
acownrs. Xln hursnd lnr stupedety. Gnvnr kfkeg wecc sln
`k"n tles naaort. 3ket ugtec ln fnts eg! tlng slnBcc cnt le`
lkvn et. Xln peh"nd up k pcktn kgd lurcnd et eg aury kfkegst
tln wkcc. #gd tlng! predn fogn kgd nstnn` totkccy hruslnd
sln stkrtnd to hry bettnrcy kgd skdcy. Xln hrend so `uhl lnr
gosn bnho`ns bcoh"nd kgd sln bcnw et og k tnk townc. *ou
lk!n rnkccy bcowg et gow `ktn, sln `ur`urnd to lnrsnca.
Xo`n dnnp vkst dk`g oa n`oteog wks rncnksnd eg lnr kgd
sln surrngdnrnd to tln lnkvegf sobs kgd hce`begf kgdhocckpsegf kt ckst eg to bnd! sln ancc kscnnp eg lnr hcotlns.
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&n rnturgnd vnry cktn to tln ackt eg 5ogtkfun Xtrnnt!
drug" out oa les `egd! "gowegf ln es eg troubcn but got
rnkcesegf tlkt et wks akr worsn tlkg tlkt. 1or kg nduhktnd`kg ln wks dkgfnrouscy ce"n k sncaesl hlecd. #t so`n poegt
duregf tln geflt et lkd stkrtnd to rkeg but tln ho`begkteog oa
wegd kgd rkeg wlehl aor otlnr wo`ng `eflt lkvn cngt k
suaaehengtcy wegdswnpt kgd ruffnd coo" to tlner pkrtgnr ded
kbsocutncy gotlegf aor ?ehlkrd. 3lng ln wks drug" ce"n tles
ln houcd rnkccy annc so`ntlegf! hoggnht wetl le`snca eg
kgotlnr wky. 1or ynkrs ln redehucnd les wean aor bnegf frnng
kgd nho! hrnktegf ngdcnss krfu`ngts kgd dnbktns ovnr
wlntlnr et wks rnkccy wortl studeouscy puttegf tlegfs eg
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ho`post begs kgd rnhyhcegf begs J surncy et kcc ngds up eg
tln sk`n pckhn
Gow les `o`ngt oa rnvngfn lkd ho`n kgd eg k suddngdnstruhtevn pksseog ln cnt le`snca tlroufl tln bkh" door kgd
eg to tln slkrnd fkrdng kgd wrnstcnd drug"ngcy wetl tln
ho`post beg. &n sceppnd eg tln `ud kgd ngdnd up cyegf akhn
dowg eg rottegf vnfntkteog. &kucegf le`snca up kgd hursegf
ugdnr les brnktl ln drkffnd tln ho`post beg kgd ets
hogtngts up tln stkers kgd eg to tln ackt! dnposetegf rottegf
cnkvns kgd `oucdy vnfntkteog kcc ovnr tln settegf roo`
acoor. Xtu`bcegf eg to tln bndroo` ln aceh"nd tln ceflt og
kgd stkrtnd sloutegf eg scurrnd spnnhl. Nce;kbntl wo"n wetl
k veocngt stkrt kgd tlng tlny aouflt kgd wrnstcnd nkhl otlnr
to tln frougd. Xln `kgkfnd to shrkthl les akhn eg rkfn kgd
desfust tles snn`nd to sloh" le` kgd ln stkrnd eg desbncena
kt les deslnvnccnd wean. Kou houcd hut k "gean eg tln ker.
LFnt out you bkstkrd kgd dogBt ho`n bkh"E sln kc`ostspkt tln words.
LKou auh"egf `kd ocd howME &n fktlnrnd le`snca up
kgd ru``kfnd krougd aor les scnnpegf bkf kgd ruh"skh"
wlehl ln "npt eg k hupbokrd eg tln lkcc. Xtkffnregf! ln
lkucnd tln wlocn cot out kgd sck``nd tln arogt door slut.
Xo et wks tlkt ?ehlkrd #ccfood! aor tln aerst te`n eg les
cean! "gnw wlkt et wks to lkvn go stkbcn lo`n. 3lkt tln lncc
houcd ln do gow &es dk`g predn stoppnd le` aro` hkccegf
og k hoccnkfun wlo ln "gnw cevnd gnkrby kgd ln dedgBt
lkvn les hrndet hkrds og le` or tlkt `uhl hksl netlnr. &n
stkg" oa boo;n! et woucd bn lu`ecektegf "goh"egf og k door
ks"egf aor k bnd or `ogny( hlkghns krn tln fossep woucd bn
kcc ovnr tln dnpkrt`ngt too. #t aerst! eg k "egd oa lk;n! ln
wkgdnrnd krougd aor snvnrkc lours ugkwkrn oa nvnrytlegf J
nvng tln hocd geflt ker. Nvngtukccy ln hocckpsnd kscnnp eg k
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doorstnp eg Nkst rnstog Xtrnnt! ogcy to bn rudncy kwk"ngnd
by k wo`kg wlo opngnd tln arogt door tln gnAt `orgegf
kgd wlo tlrnktngnd to hkcc tln pocehn ea ln ded got rn`ovn
les stuaa kgd le`snca e``ndektncy. &n trend tnccegf lnr tlkteg akht ln wks got lo`ncnss! ln wks k proansseogkc cnhturnr!
tlnrn lkd bnng k tnrrebcn `estk"n kgd go! ln wks got `kd
netlnr. *les dedgBt hut `uhl ehn wetl tln wo`kg wlo sked
sln lkd to fo oaa to wor" gow but tlkt ea sln stecc aougd le`
tlnrn wlng sln fot bkh" tlng sln woucd tk"n khteog.
?ehlkrd wks fob s`kh"nd ln wks usnd to bnegf cestngnd to.
t wks sloh"egf. *ln wo`kg lkd go reflt to spnk" to le`
ce"n tlkt. &n woucd se`pcy wkc" bkh" to tln ackt 6ln lkd tln
"nys eg les poh"nt<! oaanr k`ngds kgd kg ocevn brkghl to
Nce;kbntl.
Fod! les lnkd khlnd. &n woucd wket ugtec sln lkd
hkc`nd dowg k bet. t lkd lkppngnd 9uetn k anw te`ns bnaorn
katnrkcc. Xhrkbbcegf krougd eg les poh"nt! ln aougd twngty
pougds kgd so`n hoegkfn kgd too" le`snca oaa og k bus to kfrnksy spoog eg Cnetl 3kc". *ln bus curhlnd dkgfnrouscy
kbout kgd ln anct kgd lnkrd les sto`khl ho`pckeg coudcy. g
tln hkaI pnopcn stkrnd kt le` ks tlny hkuflt tln wleaa oa
kcholoc. Dbceveous to tln stkrns! ?ehlkrd wocand dowg arend
nffs kgd hleps kgd k hlnkp coo"egf hkppuhhego. Dg tln bus
bkh" ln es veocngtcy seh" `uhl to tln desfust kgd aury oa
botl pkssngfnrs kgd tln bus drevnr le`snca wlo stoppnd tln bus dncebnrktncy kgd ordnrnd ?ehlkrd oaa. &n wkc"nd to tln
ackt ogcy to deshovnr tlkt tln "nys go cogfnr aettnd. *ln coh"s
lkvn bnng hlkgfnd.
*ln snreousgnss oa tln setukteog sug" eg. Xln lkd gnvnr
dogn tles bnaorn. 3lkt og nkrtl wks ln foegf to do gow
&es prestegn horduroy trousnrs wnrn hru`pcnd kgd s`nccy
kgd ln stug" oa boo;n kgd seh". &n stecc lkd tln `obecn. &n
wecc must lkvn to swkccow les predn kgd hkcc lnr. &n trend tln
ckgdcegn kgd `obecn ogcy to fnt kgswnr plogns. &n sloucd
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bn `kr"egf nsskys kt tles `o`ngt. Xurncy sln hkgBt "nnp
tles up! ln wecc try cktnr. *lkg"auccy les cnhturn gotns wnrn
eg les oaaehn but ln hkggot possebcy fo to wor" eg tles stktn.
&n gnndnd k food slownr. #hutncy kwkrn oa les deslnvnccndkppnkrkghn ln wkc"nd krougd tryegf to aegd k deshrntn bnghl
to set og. &opnauccy go studngts or hoccnkfuns woucd
rnhofgesn le`. 1nncegf ce"n kg outhkst! ln hkggot `nnt tln
nyns oa pkssegf strkgfnrs aor ankr oa wlkt mudfn`ngt ln
`eflt lkvn snng.
*ln prnhkreousgnss oa cean og tln brnkd cegn wks go
cogfnr to bn rnkd kbout wetl `orbed cebnrkc akshegkteog. Go!
tles wks rnkc kgd tnrreayegf. &n gotehnd k rktlnr desturbegf
kdvnrt aor ogcegn po"nr og k sedn oa k tkAe despckyegf k wnerd
lybred `eA oa s9uerrnc kgd kg nkfcn wlkt iegd oa poinr
kge`kc krn you! et 9ueps. *ln worcd suddngcy anct bcnk"!
lkrsl kgd ugaorfevegf k worcd oa totkc weggnrs kgd cosnrs! k
ugevnrsn oa nAtrn`ns! oa dof nkts dof J k rutlcnss fk`n
egdnnd. &n trend tln gu`bnrs kfkeg but go cuh". Xloh"egfcykgd wetlout wkrgegf ln stkrtnd hryegf. # wkvn oa ankr
ovnrhk`n le` J 9ueh"! ledn tln nyns kgd rug aor hovnr. t
wks gow katnrgoog kgd ln woucd lkvn to do so`ntlegf
drksteh to hovnr les kbsnghn kt wor". &n wkc"nd to #rtlurBs
Xnkt ugdnr fktlnregf hcouds kgd wogdnrnd wlkt og nkrtl ln
woucd sky.
H
t lkd bnng k vnry cogf te`n seghn Nce;kbntl #ccfood
kccownd lnrsnca tln cuAury kgd slnnr egducfnghn oa k
cnesurncy bktl. %ut tles ogn too" tln rnhord( sln lkd bnng
cyegf eg et aor aour wlocn lours hogtn`pcktegf. Xln anct slncc
sloh"nd! trku`ktesnd kgd kt tln sk`n te`n strkgfncy
n`pownrnd. Xo`ntlegf sleatnd egsedn lnr kgd cettcn surfns
oa ugnApnhtnd tlouflts rosn up eg lnr `egd. t wks
desteghtcy odd. t wks wlecn sln lkd bnng sok"egf tlkt sln
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lkd tln ednk to hlkgfn tln coh"s. 1orfnttegf kbout tln
khhu`ucktnd wkslegf up kgd tln nAtnrgkc worcd! sln
efgornd ?ehlkrdBs hkccs kgd lkd dreatnd oaa eg to k lkca scnnp
eg tln tnped wktnr. *ln lousnwor" woucd stecc bn tlnrn nvngwlng sln wksgBt! nvng wlng sln wks dnkd J so wly fnt
your "geh"nrs eg k twest. Xln rnsefgnd lnrsnca to got bnegf
tln pnranht wean or lousnwean sln woucd akhn lnr ug"gowg
auturn wetl hourkfn. Xln lkdgBt scnpt kt kcc ckst geflt kgd
lkd wkthlnd tln ho`egf dkwg gu`bcy. ?nacnhtegf skdcy og
tln stktn oa lnr `krrekfn ovnr tln ynkrs! sln rn`n`bnrnd
tlnrn wks k drnss rnlnkrskc kt tln unngBs &kcc kt tlrnn!
s`krt bckh" hcotlegf rn9uernd. *lnrn wks stecc tln acutn kgd
food `useh to bn `kdn wetl otlnrs( kg ngduregf moy.
Coo"egf eg tln `error sln skw tln rnd swoccng `kr"s
kgd bcun bkfs ugdnr lnr nyns. #s sln lks aker hocouregf et
rnkccy slownd. XlnBd lkvn to do k pkegt kgd pkthl up mob.
&kppegnss rnturgnd eg rnlnkrskc kgd sln pckynd wetl dnat
kgd kbcn aegfnrs. g tln spkhns eg bntwnng tln gotns sln wkstrkgsportnd oghn kfkeg og k `erkhucous `usehkc hkrpnt.
#atnr! sln bouflt so`n wegn kgd hrkslnd out og to tln soak.
-o;egf oaa sln lkd kg nAleckrktegf ynt lorreayegf veseog oa
lnrsnca ks so`n Gn`nses or Foddnss oa ?ntrebuteog bks"egf
eg k bktl oa so`n rnd acued et wks ughcnkr wlntlnr et wks tln
rnd pkegt or lu`kg bcood.
?ehlkrd wkc"nd to tln top oa #rtlurBs Xnkt wetl les tngt
kgd bkh"pkh". # sy`pktlnteh hoccnkfun lkd deshrnntcy 6go
9unsteogs ks"nd< cngt le` hk`pegf fnkr. t wks cuh"y ln lkd
nvng bnng eg wlng ?ehlkrd hkccnd rougd. *ln hoccnkfun lkd
rncktevns stkyegf so houcdgBt put ?ehlkrd up but wks
tlkg"auccy kbcn to provedn k 9ueh" slownr kgd tokst. t lkd
bnng k lu`ecektegf ordnkc "goh"egf og tln door tloufl.
%nttnr tlkg gotlegf. ?ehlkrd wks ternd oa cuffegf kcc tles
stuaa rougd gow tloufl. t wks spettegf kfkeg scefltcy! tln
frougd coo"nd scefltcy wnt. Got `kgy pnopcn krougd. &nBd
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bnttnr `ovn akst. &n dekccnd ?osn`kry tln pktengt
dnpkrt`ngt snhrntkry kgd tocd lnr ln lkd bkdcy strkegnd k
`ushcn J ln lkd rug aor k bus but lkd egstnkd hckslnd wetl
so`n fuy og k be"n. &n woucd bn oaa aor two wnn"s! tnrrebcysorry kgd kcc tlkt. # ho`pcntn sloh". 3oucd provedn k
hogsuctkgtBs gotn oa hogaer`kteog oa hoursn #X#. t lkd
gnvnr lkppngnd bnaorn( ks sln "gows( lnBs vnry lnkctly kgd
aet. *ln krt oa hcnvnr sougdegf speg.
?ehlkrd nrnhtnd les tngt ks et lkd bnfug rkegegf. *ln
frougd wks `oest so tln pocns wnrn nksy to drevn eg to tln
nkrtl. Xo`n strkgfn 5krhl lkrn `kdgnss possnssnd le`. &n
wks got ngterncy surn ln wks eg hogtroc oa les akhuctens kgy
cogfnr. #ctloufl ln lkd wletn cend to Nce;kbntl og k houpcn
oa ohhkseogs! ln lkd gnvnr tocd k wloppnr oa k por"y pen
bnaorn. &n wogdnrnd ea ?osn`kry kt tln ugevnrsety lkd
bncenvnd le`. &n houcdgBt 9uetn bncenvn les owg kudkhety.
Cktnr! ks ln cky eg les scnnpegf bkf eg tln fktlnregf dkr"gnss
tln tlouflt ohhurrnd to le` tlkt ln wks lkvegf so`n "egdoa pnrsogkc `eddcn kfnd edngtety hresns.
*ln ankr rnturgnd. ow ded ln igow ln wks lnrn+ Dghn!
eg k bornd `o`ngt kt wor" ln lkd foofcnd le`snca but lkd
aougd go ngtrens. &n ded got nvng nAest eg hybnr spkhn. &n
houcdgBt bncenvn tlkt Nce;kbntl lkd khtukccy hlkgfnd tln
door coh"s. Frkdukccy! ln bnhk`n kwkrn oa tln nkrtl ugdnrle` et wks k cevegf ngtety surfegf wetl cean kgd tln resegf
skp oa spregf. &n lks gnvnr rnkccy kccownd kgytlegf or
kgyogn to nvnr support le` netlnr plysehkccy or n`oteogkccy!
so tln sngskteog oa trucy anncegf tln hcods ln cky og wks
gnw. Xurrngdnr to tln ugevnrsn.
Dg e`pucsn ln pnn"nd tlroufl tln hrkh" eg tln tngt kgd
skw tln fcettnregf ceflts oa tln ehogeh hety s"y cegn kfkegst
tln dnnp dkr" Xhottesl bcun. Xecnghn kgd ngdcnss spkhn.
Xcnnpegf! ln lks k wnerd drnk` ln es vesetnd by tln flosts
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oa studngts pkst kgd prnsngt eg les tngt. &n es rnvnrnd ks k
furu eg rkbbet s"egs. Dgn oa *ln Cnkrgnd! k 0nnpnr oa tln
0gowcndfn. &n es prnsngtnd wetl eghngsn! aruet! kgd locy
oec. Gnws sprnkds oa les lnr`et ce"n nAestnghn( ln esegtnrvenwnd og *@ kgd rkdeo kgd bnho`ns k cohkc hncnbrety
hlkrkhtnr. *ln tngt bnho`ns k slregn! kttrkhtegf 9ununs oa
tln aketlauc kgd hureous. #gd wlecn ?ehlkrd scnpt k ckrfn
lypgoteh kgd cu`egous `oog kppnkrnd! nAnrtegf ets
`kfgnteh pucc og tln wktnry acueds botl eg tln frougd kgd eg
lu`kg bodens kce"n. &n wks wo"ng nkrcy by so`nogn
slk"egf les sloucdnr.
LDe! kc. Nvnrytlegf kcreflt wetl youE
t wks k )oughec Ngverog`ngtkc 3krdng eg k wegn
hocournd ugeaor`! hlnwegf fu`.
L5y gk`nBs e`. tBs kcreflt pkc J you hkg tkc" to `n.
%ust up wetl your otlnr lkca es et 5kdn rndugdkgt wogBtfo to tln pocehn.E
*ln fegfnr lkernd wkrdng snn`nd arengdcy kgd
ugdnrstkgdegf ks ea ln lks snng tles "egd oa tlegf oatng
kcogf wetl tln du`pnd wkstn! sloppegf troccnys kgd trksl.
1kcc out tk"ns deaanrngt aor`s. ?ehlkrd bceg"nd le`snca
kwk"n.
L3lkt 3lnrn k` E
LKouBrn eg k tngt og tln top oa #rtlurBs Xnkt! tlktBs
wlnrn you krn pkc. 3lkt brouflt you up lnrn! `ktn # "egd
oa lobby es et. Kou ouflt got to bn lnrn you "gow. *lnrn
krn 9uetn k anw guttnrs krougd! etBs got skan. Xo`nogn fot
`uffnd must tln otlnr wnn". Kou s`ncc ks ea you lkvn bnng
og tln boo;n.E
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?ehlkrd rnkcesnd tlkt et wks 9uetn possebcn tlkt tln
wkrdng kcso tlouflt ln wks k ho`pcntn aruet hk"n. Cevegf
out eg tln opng you lkd to dnvncop k toufl s"eg.
L?eflt aerst te`n. *nrrebcn row wetl `y wean. Coo"!
must gnnd k bet oa te`n to fnt `y lnkd strkeflt! you "gow.
hkgBt fo bkh" ks sln hlkgfnd tln coh"s. wogdnr! ea fkvn
you so`n hksl woucd you `egd buyegf so`n aood kgd
bregfegf et bkh" to `n lnrn B` bcoody stkrvegf. wecc hkcc
`y wean kfkeg todky but sln `ky got lkvn hoocnd oaa
suaaehengtcy.E
*ln s ecegf wkrdng snn`nd sktesaend wetl tles kgd
wkc"nd oaa wetl tln hksl. eg" strepns kppnkrnd eg tln s"y.
ogdnr wlkt /ce:kbntl es up to! ln hkuflt le`snca tleg"egf.
&n lkd gnvnr rnkccy kpprnhektnd tln bnkuty oa tln s"y oatng
ngoufl rnhngtcy ks wor" lks bnng so dn`kgdegf kgd eg k
suddng pksseog ln stkrtnd to def doffndcy eg tln nkrtl wetl
les lkgds J ugtec tlnrn wks k substkgtekc locn eg tln frougd.&n lkd k dnnp kge`kc dnsern to bn nghksnd eg tln soec! to bn
lncd skan kgd snhurn eg tln dkr" `oest dnptls. &n wor"nd kt
et kcc `orgegf wetl les sorn bkrn lkgds ugtec tlnrn wks k
dnnp pet. *ln nApnrenghn wks so`nlow hktlkrteh!
tlnrkpnuteh. #g ocd gdekg fngtcn`kg wkc"nd by wetl k
s`kcc dof kgd ks"nd wlkt ?ehlkrd wks doegf.
L*ryegf to aegd `ysnca kgd so`n pnkhnE ln rnpcend to
tln `kg! surpresegf le`snca wetl les kgswnr.
L@nry food! vnry foodE tln ncdnrcy `kg weg"nd! les
akhn hrnksegf ce"n k wkcgut. L%ut do rn`n`bnr wn krn kcc
egtnr hoggnhtnd eg tln bef lu`kg ak`ecy kgd eg tln ugevnrsn.
Fod bn wetl you og tles dky. Gnvnr ugdnr7nste`ktn tln
pownr oa tlouflts.E &n bownd les lnkd skfncy.
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*ln s`kcc dof pessnd eg k gnkrby forsn busl kgd tlng
tlny botl deskppnkrnd oaa ovnr tln frkssy scopn. ?ehlkrd
wor"nd og ugtec tln locn wks snvnrkc annt dnnp. *ln wkrdng
rnturgnd! bregfegf hresps! skgdwehlns kgd k bottcn oa )o"n.&n wksgBt vnry lkppy wetl tln pet but lkd tk"ng k ce"egf to
?ehlkrd kgd skw tln auggy sedn.
LGot tryegf to bury yoursnca! krn you *kc" kbout dowg
eg tln du`ps. s cean rnkccy tln pets aor you kt tles te`nE e`
tln wkrdng ckuflnd kt les owg mo"ns. *ln locn hkg bn rn7
aeccnd( tln fuy wks hcnkrcy foegf tlroufl so`ntlegf. &n
coo"s khkdn`eh but probety kgd dnhnghy prolebets aurtlnr
9unsteogs. *lnrnBs k cot oa et kboot. Xo`nte`ns etBs tln rnkccy
hcnvnr ogns eg s`krt hcotlns wlo krn tln totkc gut mobs.
KouBd bn surpresnd kt wlkt fons og.
?ehlkrd aougd le`snca opngegf up to tles ho`pcntn
strkgfnr eg k wky ln lkd gnvnr dogn bnaorn. rnveouscy ln
lkd bnng vnry snca hogsheous kbout bnegf Ngfcesl kgd lkdlkca drnkdnd `ovegf to Xhotckgd aor kg khkdn`eh post J but
ks et lkppngnd ln lkd ogcy bnng hkccnd k wletn snttcnr oghn.
&n tocd tln wkrdng kcc kbout les cean kgd `krrekfn up ugtec
tlkt poegt. e` tkc"nd kbout les owg `kretkc probcn`s wetl
les snhogd wean kgd tocd le` got to worry kbout et pkc! et
wks ho``og. 3etl k acksl oa egseflt! ?ehlkrd skw low snca
kbsorbnd les nAestnghn lkd bnng. &n lkd nrnhtnd tln tngtegsedn tln pet so tlkt must tln top oa tln tngt wks vesebcn.
Fckghegf up kt k trnn ln skw k hrow pnh"egf kt k tlrnkd
wlehl lkd hkuflt k gnkrby pefnogBs hckw. *ln hrow wks
dncebnrktncy tryegf to rncnksn tln acuttnregf stuh" pefnog.
5kybn tlkt ocd gdekg wkcgut `kg wks reflt! `kybn wn
krn kcc egtnr7hoggnhtnd! kgd tlnrn krn `kgy aor`s oa
egtnccefngt hogsheous cean. *lkt geflt ?ehlkrd kfkeg drnk`t
ugdnr tln subtcn ntlnrnkc `useh oa tln stkrs. *les te`n ln
trkvnccnd out oa les body kgd vesetnd pnopcn aro` les
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Cogdog pkst. &n skw tlroufl wkccs! kgd lnkrd pnopcnBs
tlouflts kgd rn7rkg shngns J aegkccy akccegf bkh" totkccy eg to
le`snca. &n tlng hk`n akhn to akhn wetl `ecceogs oa wor`s
burrowegf eg to les tngt. $gkarked! ln `utktnd scowcy eg to kfekgt wor` kgd aougd tln dkr" worcd oa soat soec kgd
vkryegf vebrkteogs ho aortegf. *lng nvnrytlegf bnhk`n
dkr".
Nce;kbntl #ccfood lkd bnho`n kwkrn oa tln possebecety
tlkt sln wks got ngterncy pnranht or food J kgd tlkt et wks! eg
akht! ngterncy lu`kg kgd kcreflt got to bn k pnranht wean or
skegtcy snca skhreaehegf wo`kg. Xtruffcegf to `k"n sngsn oa
tln ckst two arnk"esl! turbucngt wnn"s sln lkd oghn kfkeg
souflt tln ked oa k hougsnccor wloBd cestngnd
ho`pksseogktncy. ?ehlkrd hkccnd kfkeg og gu`nrous
ohhkseogs but sln stnkdakstcy efgornd le`. Xln anct dnnp
poh"nts oa ngnrfy opngegf up egsedn lnr kgd lkd! og k
suddng wle`! dkubnd tln e``khucktn pkegtnd rnd wkccs egtln ackt wetl ynccow hcu`sy spcodfns. t wks kcc hureouscy
sktesayegf. &nr hlk`bnr orhlnstrk hoccnkfuns wnrn pocetncy
hoghnrgnd but lkd 6tlkg"auccy< got prend dnnpcy eg to tln
stktn oa lnr `krrekfn. #atnr tln ckst pnraor`kghn oa tln
opnrk wlehl wngt wncc! sln lkd anct ho`pnccnd to fktlnr
s`kcc wletn anktlnrs og *ln 5nkdows. Go rnksog rn9uernd.
#gd tlkt geflt! tlkt `n`orkbcn rkeg aeccnd #prec geflt!
sln gow drnk`t sln skw k stkregf fekgt nyn eg tln bndroo`
hnecegf. -esturbnd! sln wogdnrnd wlntlnr tles wks lnr aegkc
dnshngt egto `kdgnss or wlntlnr tles wks so`n "egd oa sefg
or hkccegf. 3k"egf! sln es aeccnd wetl tln kwkrngnss oa tln
ngor`ety oa tln ugevnrsn kgd lnr s`kcc! egsefgeaehkgt pckhn
wetleg et. @ucgnrkbecety eg tln akhn oa tln ug"gowg kgd eg
tln egtngsn esockteog oa `odnrg wnstnrg nAestnghn. Fk;egf kt
tln nednrdowg wetl ets `egekturn vkccnys kgd leccs sln es
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ovnrwlnc`nd by tln slnnr gu`bnrs oa hloehns sln lkd
kbout wlkt to do wetl lnrsnca tles dky.
&nr annt too" lnr to ortobncco kgd sln wkslnd lnr terndnAlkustnd akhn eg tln snk. 3kc"egf rnstcnsscy krougd tln
gnkrby strnnts aeccnd wetl hkt"egs kgd n`nrfegf steh"y buds
sln hk`n khross k s`kcc boy oa krougd aour or aevn wlo
slycy egdehktnd tlkt sln sloucd aoccow le` ea sln woucd ce"n
to buy k hk"n. &n tlng rkg oaa krougd k strnnt horgnr.
*urgegf bres"cy eg to Nkst %refltog )rnshngt! Nce;kbntl skw
tlrnn s`kcc hlecdrng snccegf cettcn akery hk"ns kgd treg"nts og
k rnkdy `kdn stkcc eg arogt oa k rktlnr frkgd coo"egf lousn.
*ouhlnd by tlner naaorts kt hk"n `k"egf kgd tln stkccBs
hlkr ! sln bouflt k anw hk"ns. L&kvn you fot kgy
hlecdrngE ogn cettcn ferc ks"nd fevegf lnr hlkgfn aro` k
beshuet teg. *ln eggohngt 9unsteog touhlnd lnr to tln horn.
Xln `essnd ?ehlkrd. t snn`nd ce"n kg ntnrgety seghn sln lkd
snng le`. g les ckst `nsskfn ln sked ln wks scnnpegf roufl
but tlkt ln wks fnttegf by wetl tln lncp oa k arengd hkccnde` wlo wks cnttegf le` stky kt les pckhn og so`n geflts aor
k slownr kgd k bet oa frub. &n lkd kcso sked ln wks sorry
kbout wlkt lkppngnd kgd tlkt ln wkgtnd to tkc" to lnr.
*lny `nt by khhedngt k wnn" cktnr eg k cohkc
supnr`kr"nt. #t aerst Nce;kbntl dedgBt rnhofgesn le`( ln lkd
k dnhngt bnkrd kgd les akhn snn`nd deaanrngt so`nlow!soatnr. Xlycy! kw"wkrdcy! ?ehlkrd spo"n wetl lnr by tln
brnk"akst hnrnkcs kgd prnssnd les lkgd eg to lnrs. &n spo"n
eg k strkgfn gnw ckgfukfn! skyegf tlkt ln lkd bnng k -eh"
reflt ngoufl! tlkt lnBd bnng kscnnp botl to le`snca kgd to
lnr but tlkt tlegfs wnrn deaanrngt gow. &n `ovnd bkh" eg to
tln ackt kgd pocetncy egsestnd tlkt ln lkgf k penhn oa drend
forsn og k wkcc Lk rn`egdnr oa tln bckh" wecdgnssE ln
`uttnrnd J but sln dedgBt ng9uern aurtlnr.
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*lnrn wks so`ntlegf kbout tln trnns eg Fnorfn X9ukrn J
te`ncnss ynt aucc oa hlkrkhtnr. ?nturgegf to wor"! ?ehlkrd
anct frktnauc aor tln food nvnrydky tlegfs eg les cean. 1kr
aro` bnegf eg tlrkcc to so`n Fod oa ?nksog! ln gow bncenvnd tlkt cean wks `orn to do wetl n9uecebreu` or
bkckghn bntwnng rnksog kgd n`oteog. t kcwkys lkd bnng so
seghn kgte9uety kgd kcwkys woucd bn so. Nce;kbntl rnkcesnd
tlkt rnckteogsleps wnrn k bet ce"n `useh eg tlkt botl wnrn ks
`uhl kbout tln fkps kgd secnghns eg bntwnng ks kbout tln
khtukc gotns kgd words. Dgn dedgBt gnnd to hogtroc tln
words or gotns or hougt tln`( et wks pkrt oa kg ovnrkcc
pkttnrg. *ln ho`post beg oghn kfkeg too" predn oa pckhn eg
tln bkh" ykrd. Bcnssnd krn tln hrkhind aor tlny cnt tln ceflt
eg.