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Come one, come all, to the Museum of !Located on the SS. Shawcraft and touring the SevenSystems, right now!
Are you a fully-grown human adult? I would like to speakto someone in charge, so please direct me to any childrenin the vicinity.
No, no, that's not fair â I was programmed not to judge,for I am a simple advertisement bot, bringing you the bestin junk mail. Are you always that short? No, donât look atme like that: my creators were from Ravan-Skala, where thepeople are six hundred ft tall; you have to talk to them inhot air balloons, and the tourist information centre is madeof one of their hats.
But where was I?Ah yes! Of course. Yes, it's festival time at the Museum
of Doctor Who, the (second) Greatest Show in the Galaxy!I have been instructed to manipulate the local space-
time distillation vector to warp your tiny human brains andinduce an hallucinatory state, enabling you to step inside themuseum itself, and experience a small sample of all it has tooffer.
No, please don't get up off the toilet to thank me.Here we go thenâŠ
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1. St Johnâs Ambulance Sign.
The staff usher you past all the queues. Clearly someone hastold them it's your birthday. Well it was back where youcame from, but youâre in another time zone now, so shouldyou tell them youâll wait with all the others? You check outthe queue. Thereâs the Keeper of Traken. Ashildr. DorianGray. Captain Wrack. All tutting, looking at their watches,moaning about immortality being a curse.
Nah, let them think itâs your birthday. In fairness, youdid open presents this morning: a toy Yeti, a handmadescarf, a Dalek playsuit⊠And now youâre here, the ultimatepresent â learning about that wanderer in all time and spaceknown as the Doctor.
This first room is meant to be experienced alone. Foghangs in the air. Itâs dark, gloomy. You canât see anythingapart from exposed brickwork and a sign directing youforwards: Totterâs Lane Yard, This Way. You go oncautiously. Whereâs the first exhibit? Thereâs nothing at theend of the lane. ExceptâŠ
A spotlight focuses on a blue square, suspendedimpossibly ahead, in the mist, a few metres away. Thecorridor feels more intimate as you get closer.
Right at its centre is a circular logo: the St JohnâsAmbulance sign, as seen on the first TARDIS.
Doctor Who debuted on BBC1 on 23rd November 1963 at5:16pm. Though it only attracted a modest audience of 4.4million viewers, the following week the BBC repeated thisfirst episode, named An Unearthly Child, before the second(The Cave of Skulls) due to concerns its initial transmissionhad been overshadowed by the assassination of PresidentJohn F. Kennedy on 22nd November. It proved a cannymove: around six million tuned in for the repeat and itssecond episode, and the four-part serial, which concludedon 14th December 1963, averaged six million viewers.
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By the end of the second serial, better known as TheDaleks (or The Mutants to some), Doctor Who had crossed theten million viewers milestone.
But this success belied troubles behind the scenes.Likely due to the difficulties of realising extreme
locations and characters on limited budgets, sci-fi wasrelatively rare on TV: the first was an adaptation of a KarelÄapek play, R.U.R. (Rossumâs Universal Robots), which alsocoined the term ârobotsâ, and aired on 11th February 1938,followed by a live transmission of The Time Machine. Othersci-fi dramas included Quatermass and the Pit, Nineteen Eighty-Four, and Out of this World, a 1962 spin-off of ITVâs ArmchairTheatre.
Nonetheless, a BBC Survey Group cautioned that âSFis not itself a wildly popular branch of fiction â nothing like,for example, detective and thriller fiction. It doesnât appealmuch to women and largely finds its public in the technicallyminded younger groups. SF is a most fruitful and excitingarea of exploration â but so far has not shown itself capableof supporting a large population.â
And yet Out of This World had debuted to some elevenmillion viewers. Sydney Newman had commissioned it whenworking at ITV and was adamant that sci-fi was the answerto a gap opened in the BBCâs Saturday evening schedulebetween Grandstand and Juke Box Jury. Donald Baverstock,BBC1âs controller of programmes, instructed Newman(whoâd joined as head of drama in December 1962) to finda family-friendly programme to fill it.
He, in turn, told Donald Wilson, head of the scriptdepartment, to work on a sci-fi format which could runthroughout much of a year. Wilson, with his colleague C.E.Webber and two members of the Survey Group, Alice Frickand John Braydon, came up with a show about a group ofintrepid scientists, featuring âThe Handsome Young ManHeroâ, âThe Handsome Well-Dressed Heroineâ, and âTheMaturer Manâ â which Newman subsequently denounced
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as âcornyâ. Instead, he focused on âThe Maturer Manâ witha âCharacter Twistâ, giving him an enigmatic name: theDoctor.
He approached very few to produce the then-unnamedshow: Don Taylor, whose feathers had been ruffled byNewmanâs restructuring of the drama department, andShaun Sutton, whose experience in the BBC childrenâsdepartment meant he could handle such an extensiveproduction. (Sutton would eventually prove pivotal to DoctorWho, talking Newman into casting Patrick Troughton as theSecond Doctor.) Both turned the position down.
Sydney then recalled a gutsy young production assistantwhoâd impressed him at ITV: Verity Lambert, who he putin charge of Doctor Who. On Friday 24th June 1963, shearrived at BBC Television Centre as its first female dramaproducer. Newman later described her appointment as âthebest thing I ever did on Doctor Whoâ.
That same month, just five weeks before expectedairdate, Assistant Controller (Planning) Television JoannaSpicer raised concerns that no one had been cast in any leadroles. Even more troubling was the lack of scripts! DoctorWhoâs transmission was subsequently delayed a further eightweeks.
C.E. Webberâs The Giants was deemed unsuitable for theprogrammeâs first serial, too, meaning Anthony CoburnâsAn Unearthly Child would need rewriting to accommodatecharacter and format introductions.
Worse still was the limited room at the allocated LimeGrove Studio D, as well as the old equipment it used. TheTARDIS interior set would take up around half the studiospace; in the other half, the production team would have tocraft all of time and space.
The showâs success is testament to the incredibleachievements and dedication of Lambert; directors WarisHussein, Christopher Barry, and Richard Martin; associateproducer Mervyn Pinfield; and script editor David Whitaker;
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among many others.Of course, Donald Baverstock had a vested interest in
Doctor Who too; he was, after all, the person who approachedSydney Newman to develop a TV show for Saturdayteatimes. Still, he kept a keen eye on finances. Each episodehad a budget of ÂŁ2,300, with a further ÂŁ500 allocated tocreate the TARDIS interior, and when Baverstockrechecked the numbers, he became concerned that eachepisode of the first serial would cost over ÂŁ4,000. He nixedthe show, ordering the 13-episode commission down to justfour. Fortunately, Lambert and Wilson convincedBaverstock that they could make Doctor Who more cost-effective.
Even its pilot episode, recorded a month before fullfilming for the rest of the serial began, ran into troubles.The practice of making pilot episodes didnât exist in the UKat that time, owing to cost and tight filming schedules.
There were dialogue mistakes. A camera ran into sceneryat Totterâs Lane. The Doctor was too bad-tempered andwas described as being from the forty-ninth century. Oneof the biggest issues, however, was a technical fault resultingin the TARDIS doors opening and closing at random.
Newman instructed the team to remake the episode,meaning it would miss its expected 16th November 1963transmission. This pilot wasnât aired publicly until 1991.
Famously, extensive news coverage of the assassinationof John F. Kennedy held Doctor Who up too, though onlyby a few seconds, not the hours or days often quoted. Afterthe disappointing viewing figures of this âdelayedâbroadcast, thankfully the BBCâs considerable guile inreplaying An Unearthly Child immediately before The Cave ofSkulls secured the viewers it deserved.
You donât normally like to touch any exhibits, but this oneactively encourages you to. You reach out a hand, palmstretching across the St Johnâs Ambulance Sign. Somehow
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itâs humming. Itâs⊠Itâs alive.Vworp! Vworp!
The materialisation noise to your left beckons you towardsa door, through which lies the rest of the Doctor Who Museum.
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2. Asteroid 3325.
From small beginningsâŠYou enter a vast chamber, surprisingly dark despite the
spotlights focusing on the massive object at the roomâsheart. You strain your eyes, not quite believing what youâreseeing. But there it is: an immense rock, suspended in thismonumental space by deep gravity well generators in thewalls, ceiling, floor â everywhere. And you can see why.Youâre struggling to comprehend the enormity of it. Yourneck aches when you look up, trying to see how far itextends. But the edges are lost in shadow. You check oneof the plaques, interspersed on the smooth metal floor, andlearn that this minor planet is around eighteen miles indiameter. Visitors have started to disperse around the room,though thereâs a high concentration near you, near theentrance: thatâs because it would take some seven hours towalk from one end to the other.
This is 3325 TARDIS, a carbonaceous asteroiddiscovered in May 1984 by Brian Skiff at Lowellâs AndersonMesa Station, Arizona, and named after the Doctorâsspace-time ship.
Doctor Whoâs influence extends far beyond the asteroidbelt between Mars and Jupiter that the 3325 TARDISnormally calls home. One of 3325âs neighbours is Asteroid8347 Lallaward, discovered in April 1987 by C. S. and E. M.Shoemaker.
Closer to home, Doctor Who permeates the televisuallandscape: itâs easy to lose track of how often a property onHomes Under the Hammer has been described as âTARDIS-likeâ. Less obvious is the Lomax family in Hollyoaks, whoseeclectic number include Peri, Leela, Rose, and Tegan! WriterEddie Robson jokingly recalled on Twitter his attempt togive Hollyoaksâ Leela the line âI will cut out your heartâ,echoing the threat made by the Fourth Doctorâs companionin Horror of Fang Rock. âBut the script editor told me it was
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a bit OTT and I should take it out,â he noted. âWhich wasfair.â
Elsewhere, Life on Marsâ (2006-07) protagonist, playedby John Simm, was originally called Sam Williams, butproduction company Kudos requested an alternative. WriterMatthew Graham (Fear Her) asked his daughter forsuggestions, and she came up with Sam Tyler â named afterDoctor Whoâs Tyler family. The US remake later changed thename of Samâs mum from Ruth to Rose.
The extinct marine trilobite Gravicalymene bakeri wasdiscovered in 1997 in Gunns Plains, Tasmania, but was onlyfound to be a different species from previous arthropods in2020. Dr Patrick M. Smith and Dr Malte C. Ebach had beeninspired by Doctor Who to pursue careers in science, sonamed their find after Tom Baker. âWill I be allowed to tackâFossilâ on official correspondence?â joked Baker.Itâs hard thinking about small-scale matters when youârestaring at this floating colossus. Youâve spent a while in herenow, but as you move to leave, you notice an interactivedisplay, similarly suspended in nothingness. Itâs a 3Dapproximation of a sector of space, a paint-splatter ofshifting blue and black with specks of stars glowing in thegloom. This forms a series of unofficial constellations,named in 2018 to commemorate the tenth anniversary ofSol 3âs Fermi Gamma-ray Space Telescope. These includethe Hulk constellation, the Eiffel Tower, Mount Fuji, theLittle Prince, and yes, the TARDIS. The last is primarilymade up of six pulsars and probable blazars (supermassiveblack holes with luminous accretion disks of incredibly hotgas), with baffling names like AP Librae and PKS 1622-29.Itâs mind-numbing to consider the immensity of theuniverse youâre currently in.
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3. Cyberman Head.
This head, described by the Ninth Doctor as âan old friendof mine. Well, enemy. The stuff of nightmares reduced toan exhibitâ, is from Van Stattenâs Museum, and wassupposedly found in the London sewers, although itâs thewrong design to have hailed from The Invasion or Attack ofthe Cybermen.
The Ninth, War, and Eighth Doctors are the onlyDoctors not to have met the Cybermen on screen. Still, thatdoesnât mean they appear anywhere near as often as theDaleks â in fact, apart from a brief cameo in Carnival ofMonsters, the Cybermen were only in one serial throughoutthe 1970s. The Third Doctor didnât technically face themeither, but witnessed their swift execution in GallifreyâsDeath Zone in The Five Doctors.
The Second and Eleventh Doctors faced them mostoften, while the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh Doctorsonly met them once each. Curiously, they appeared in everyTwelfth Doctor finale, thanks to a cameo in Hell Bent.
But likely due to their frequent returns oppositeTroughton, they were used less frequently from then on.Tom Baker, despite serving seven years in the role, only metthe Cybermen once, in Revenge of the Cybermen.
It means lots of companions have never battled themon TV either. Itâs actually quicker to list those who have:Polly, Ben, Jamie, Zoe, Sarah, Harry, Nyssa, Tegan, Adric,Peri, Ace, Rose, Mickey, Captain Jack (though in Torchwood:Cyberwoman), Amy, Rory, Clara, Bill, Nardole, Yaz, Graham,and Ryan. River has appeared in a story with the Cybermen(The Pandorica Opens), but doesnât come face-to-face withone â unless we count a deleted scene in which she picksup the Cyber-head lurking around Stonehenge anddemonstrates knowledge of them by recognising their ships.That means sheâs met them elsewhere... as have several othercompanions.
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Thatâs because the above list doesnât include multimediaadventures; Liz met them in the audio, Blue Tooth, forinstance, and Leela in Return to Telos.
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4. Fossils.
Oh look, dinosaurs! Massive slabs of sediment have beenchiselled from larger bedrocks, protected from enquiringhands, busy tentacles, and exploratory sink plungers by thickglass. But they still look amazing. You feel like a kid again,marvelling at these giant beasts that roamed the earth oversixty-five million years ago.
You can see various creatures etched in the dark layersof stone. Rib cages erupt from spines, tooth-bearingmandibles scream in perpetual torture, and hollowed eyesockets gaze back at the wandering visitors. Crystal jigsawstell tales of extinction.
And according to Doctor Who, it was all Adricâs doing,saving the future and dooming the past by falling into thedestiny trap.
Adric was the first major companion to die in Doctor Who.Earthshock found the young Alzarian trying to get the
Doctor to take him seriously by threatening to leave theTARDIS. Though not really intending to go, Adric wantedto prove he could do what the Doctor couldnât: safelynavigate E-Space, where he came from. The TARDIS landsin a tunnel system festooned with dinosaur fossils, whichthe Doctor, Tegan, and Nyssa explore while Adric carriesout his calculations.
The tale twists away from these caves, relocating to afuturistic space freighter carrying copious Cybermen, buteventually finds its way back to the past, as the ship explodesand apparently wipes out the dinosaurs â not to mentionAdric at the shipâs helm.
The final part is the only episode to not include thetheme tune over its credits, as a mark of this shockingcliffhanger, which demonstrated that the Doctorâs travelshad real consequences. Yet anyone gazing at the Radio Timesbillings for the next story, Time-Flight, wouldâve thought his
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death a ruse: Adric is listed, but turns out to be anhallucination.
(Interestingly, as the Doctor mulled over Earthâs historyamid its relics, Adricâs actor, Matthew Waterhouse, pulledon similar ideas in the late 1990s, with an ultimatelyunpublished stab at a Doctor Who novel. It saw the Doctorand Adric wandering through a landscape composed of theDoctorâs memories. In a couple of mornings, Waterhousehad written around six thousand words. âOne picture Iremember was a distant sandy mountain range in the shapeof a dead Cyberman, like those hills which suggest a sleepinghuman being,â he wrote in his autobiography, Blue Box Boy.âI do remember that it was very dark: as his memories weredrawn from him, the Doctor began to die. What is anybodymade up of but memory?â)
Technically, Katarina is the first person classed as acompanion to die on screen, but she was only in two stories.She joined in The Myth Makers, but was sucked out of anairlock in the following story. Adrienne Hill had previouslyauditioned for The Crusade (for Joanna, a role thatcoincidentally went to Sara Kingdom actress Jean Marsh)and was excited to play Katarina. âI had lunch with MaureenOâBrien and Peter Purves and they told me to expect thetight schedule and how to cope with Bill Hartnell,â sherecalled. âHe was nice to me as I told him that this was myfirst television work and he took me under his wing to guideme. You really had to be on your toes with him, though,because he would often forget his lines and we couldnâtre-shoot things. You had to be prepared to help him out ofa situation. Of course, all I ever said was âWhatâs happening,Doctor?ââ
This would be her undoing. As the handmaid toCassandra, high priestess of Troy, Katarina came fromaround 1200BC, posing difficulties for writers. The gaps inher knowledge wouldâve meant continually explaining the
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Saraâs death scene, too, was the first thing Marsh filmedfor the serial. Though Kingdomâs status as a companion isdebatable because she was never intended to feature beyondthe sole story, Marsh enjoyed the part and returned forseveral Big Finish audios. âI donât know how I ever did itbecause I spent most of the time laughing along with BillHartnell and Peter Purves,â she said. âThey used to sendme off the set and say I could only come back when Iâdcalmed down, which I never did.â The character was evenpopular enough to be revived by Nation for The Dalek OuterSpace Book (1966), the final instalment of the 1960s Dalek-focused annuals.
Sara isnât the only companion whose death is caused bythe Doctor: the often-forgotten Kamelion was put out ofhis misery by the Tissue Compression Eliminator in Planetof Fire, after being taken over by the Master. Kamelionactively begs for death, and the Doctor doesnât seem overlyconcerned after delivering it.
While talking about robot companions, letâs not forgetthe destruction of K9 in School Reunion. This model carriedover from K9 and Company, a gift left for Sarah. Fortunately,after sacrificing himself to stop the Krillitane, K9 wasupgraded by the Doctor, and Mark IV went on to appearin The Sarah Jane Adventures and The Stolen Earth/JourneyâsEnd. So did K9 ever really dieâŠ?
Although the possibility of death is always mooted whenitâs announced a companion is to leave the show, very fewactually have died, at least on a permanent basis. TakeCaptain Jack Harkness for instance: he first died in TheParting of the Ways, but was brought back by Rose, and hassince died many, many times. Though if we believe heâsactually the Face of Boe, he does finally give up the ghostin Gridlock.
Clara is the only companion to permanently die threetimes â firstly as Oswin, converted into a Dalek andobliterated as the Asylum was destroyed; then the Victorian
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Clara, who fell from a cloud in The Snowmen; and finally asClara herself, a victim of the Chronolock in Face the Raven.
But Amy and Rory surely take the crowns for MostOn-Screen Companions Deaths. Rory died so frequently,he actually seemed accepting of the idea in Night Terrors. Hispropensity for dying became something of a joke. Hisdemises include:
· Being dissolved by an Eknodine (Amyâs Choice).· Shot by Restac and erased from time (Cold Blood ).· Gunned down by Canton at Glen Canyon Dam (Day
of the Moon).· On the verge of drowning (The Curse of the Black Spot).· Seemingly aged to death (The Doctorâs Wife).· Victim of the Weeping Angels, living out a life
without Amy (The Angels Take Manhattan).
But donât underestimate Amy! Her deaths include:
· Crashing the campervan (Amyâs Choice).· Shot by Rory the Auton (The Pandorica Opens).· Erased as time contracts, albeit as the young Amelia
(The Big Bang).· Similarly shot by Canton in the Valley of Gods (Day
of the Moon).· Melted when the Doctorâs sonic screwdriver cuts
off the signal to her Ganger (The Almost People).· Wiped from the timeline on Apalapucia (The Girl
Who Waited ).
Both were also caught in an explosion when the TARDISself-destructed in Amyâs Choice; erased then âresetâ in TheBig Bang; and jumped off a roof and lived out full lives inthe wrong time period in The Angels Take Manhattan. âI wasabsolutely moved. And I think that Steven did a wonderful
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job of really marking their departure in a fantastic way,âMatt Smith said soon after their departure. âI miss Karenand Arthur. [We were] great friends and I think the Pondscame to absolutely define an era. But heâs great at endings,Steven. I mean, how wonderful that he plotted youngAmelia [waiting on the case] in The Eleventh Hour. That shot,[Amelia] looking up â heâs so clever.â
Twice Upon a Time adds an interesting caveat that buildson a concept given lip-service in Hide: âTo you, I havenâtbeen born yet, and to you Iâve been dead one hundredbillion years,â Clara says to the Doctor in the latter tale. âButhere we are, talking. So I am a ghost. To you, Iâm a ghost.Weâre all ghosts to you.â
Peter Capaldiâs swansong shows that Bill and Nardolealso died â eventually. Their memories are captured by theTestimony, and, despite speculation that Susan would returnfor the episode, itâs pertinent that only the three companionsrelevant to the Twelfth Doctor are seen. Nonetheless, theimplication is clear: everyone the Doctor has ever grownclose to is dead and is represented by the Testimony.
Indeed, Moffat boasts the distinction of being the onlyperson to oversee an era in which all the Doctorâscompanions die. âIâm not even crazy about it when they didit with Adric. I donât think thatâs the storyâ, he told DWM.âIâm sorry, itâs a childrenâs programme. And explicitly, thecompanions are like Doctor Whoâs children. Or hisgrandchildren. Theyâre in his care, and lovely old DoctorWho is opening the TARDIS doors and saying, âI will alwayslook after youâ. Get it right â thatâs the story.â Accordingly,those companions at least enjoy full lives before their deaths;though thatâs arguably true of all companions, itâs eithermentioned or implied that Amy, Rory, River, Clara, Bill, andNardole led expansive lives before their ends.
Doctor Who insists that death is inevitable, but whatcomes before it is most important.
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5. The .
Youâve seen some amazing sights here, but this one takesyour breath away. Itâs a ship. Not a spaceship; an actualEdwardian yacht. And itâs not floating in the water: itâssuspended in the grand chamber above you. Suspended bywhat? From what? It seems willpower alone is keeping italoft. Thereâs a majesty and an eerie stillness about it. Thesails gently sway in a make-believe breeze. It is iridescent,serene.
This is from Enlightenment, a ship commanded by theEternal, Captain Striker. The Eternals are mentionednumerous times in Doctor Who, including in Army of Ghostsand Can You Hear Me?, but the Fifth Doctor serial is theirsole TV appearance.
To the Eternals, you are a mere Ephemeral, a flickeringcandle, a pawn, a curiosity waiting for direction.
Surprisingly, Enlightenment is the first serial written anddirected by women (itâs also Barbara Cleggâs only story,although she submitted plans for stories that were nevermade). It was Fiona Cummingâs penultimate credit for theshow, her final being Planet of Fire; sheâd directed Castrovalvaand Snakedance before, and worked as an assistant floormanager and production assistant in the First and SecondDoctorsâ eras. The next serial both written and directed bywomen was The Witchfinders, some thirty-five years later (JoyWilkinson and Sallie Aprahamian, respectively).
So who is the most prolific director of each Doctorâsera? Weâre looking per storyline here, not taking intoaccount duration.
First Doctor: Douglas Camfield (twenty-one episodes, notincluding film inserts for An Unearthly Child and Marco Polo,for which he was technically credited as a productionassistant). His total doesnât include The Planet of Decision,which was largely by Richard Martin, as thereâs some debate
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over whether he directed Ian and Barbaraâs return to 1965.The sequence was filmed alongside the Camfield-helmedTime Meddler, and he was certainly present during the stillphotograph session.
Second Doctor: David Maloney (nineteen episodes, largelyowing to The War Games).
Third Doctor: Michael E. Briant (twenty-two episodes).Barry Letts is also notable for producing and directingaround nineteen episodes, sharing direction on Inferno withDouglas Camfield.
Fourth Doctor: David Maloney (twenty episodes). Manydirectors returned throughout this era, including PennantRoberts (twelve, or eighteen if we include Shada);Christopher Barry (twelve); Michael Hayes (fourteen);Rodney Bennett (ten); and Douglas Camfield (ten).
Fifth Doctor: Fiona Cumming (sixteen episodes, closelyfollowed by Ron Jones with fourteen).
Sixth Doctor: Peter Moffatt (seven episodes, spread overjust two serials, The Twin Dilemma and The Two Doctors).
Seventh Doctor: Chris Clough (twelve episodes withMcCoy).
Eighth Doctor: Geoffrey Sax.
Ninth Doctor: Joe Ahearne (five episodes, beginning withDalek and ending with The Parting of the Ways).
Tenth Doctor: Graeme Harper (twelve episodes featuringTennantâs incarnation).
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Eleventh Doctor: Toby Haynes and Nick Hurran (fiveepisodes each). Haynes has the distinction of being the onlydirector on twenty-first century Doctor Who to helm fiveconsecutive episodes across two seasons. Hurran was in chargeof the fiftieth anniversary story.
Twelfth Doctor: Rachel Talalay (seven episodes, consistingof every two-part series finale with Capaldiâs Doctor plus hisswansong).
Thirteenth Doctor: Jamie Childs and Jamie Magnus Stone(four episodes each). Childs also directed the short videoannouncing Whittaker as the Doctor.
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6. Time Lord Court.
Youâre inexorably drawn to the next installation â not bytractor (or Tractator) beam but by its sheer scale. Thismassive structure is the Time Lord court, retroactivelynamed Space Station Zenobia, a rusting circular tunnellooping around a dart-like centre. Itâs probably bigger onthe inside too.
All its doors are sealed off and a sign warns that anyoneattempting to go inside will be prosecuted. Word on thestreet has it that thereâs an entrance to the Matrix Databasein there. Youâre tempted, but the prospect of beingimprisoned in a Quantum Fold Chamber for eternity isnâttoo enticing.
The actual court model was six feet wide, designed byMike Kelt (whose major contribution to the series was theTARDIS console which debuted in The Five Doctors and wasused until Survival). The Mysterious Planet âs opening sequenceâ in which the TARDIS was forcibly drawn into the courtâ was Doctor Whoâs first use of a motion-control camera.John Nathan-Turner justified its ÂŁ8,000 cost by reusing itfor establishing shots throughout The Trial of a Time Lord,and to immediately impress viewers tuning into theprogramme to find out what had changed during its hiatus.
Models had been handled by the BBC visual effects teamsince The Faceless Ones, during which the production crewreported issues with props made by Shawcraft Models.Founded by Bill Roberts, Shawcraft had been responsiblefor many impressive units from much of the First andSecond Doctorsâ eras, the first of which was the gorgeousand influential city on Skaro. Shawcraft had also made fourDaleks for their debut serial, as well as the TARDISâTime-Space Visualiser, the Mechanoid City, the Macra, TheRescueâs UK-201 spacecraft, and much more.
The most impressive thing about many of Doctor Whoâsmodels is the level of detail. In August 2016, the Model Unit
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was employed to work on a sequence in Thin Ice that sawthe Doctor, clad in a Regency diving suit, crash through theice and sink to the bottom of the Thames. The main torsowas moulded at 1/3 scale to Capaldi, from a mix of silicone,latex, polyfoam, and fibreglass.
Mike Tucker worked as a visual effects assistant on theshow from 1985 until 1989, then returned as supervisor ofthe Model Unit in twenty-first century Doctor Who, workingon stories for the Ninth, Tenth, Eleventh, and TwelfthDoctors. âIt was great to get a chance to work on Thin Iceâ I was beginning to think that doing effects for a TwelfthDoctor episode was going to elude me!â Tucker said. âAswith all of the effects sequences that weâve done for DoctorWho over the years, it was a challenge, but I was reallypleased with the way that our model shots cut in with thelive action footage â itâs pretty seamless, which is alwayswhat youâre striving to achieve.â
Viewers didnât get to see much inside the diving helmet,although Tucker had further employed Stephen Mansfield,who heâd worked with during the Seventh Doctor era(alongside Susan Moore), to create a sculpt of Capaldiâs faceto fit inside the helmet. The sculpt was moulded in siliconeand cast in polyurethane resin, before being painted andfitted to the puppet.
Mansfield had been partly responsible for a number ofimpressive sculptures from McCoyâs time on the show,notably the Destroyer (Battlefield), The Curse of FenricâsHaemovores, and Kaneâs melting face in Dragonfire.
The latter was inspired by a similar effect in Raiders ofthe Lost Ark, and featured a wax rendition of Edward Peelâsface on a fibreglass skull that was slowly heated up. Airbladders were used to manipulate the wax as it softened,with further hot wax added by tubes laced through thefibreglass insides. The footage was then sped up, producinga suitably grim yet awesome final effect.
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7. Robot Cleaner.
This cleaner patrolled the halls of Paradise Towers, onlyoccasionally strangling residents. Itâs a rather sturdy,imposing piece, its claw raised and dead black slitted eyesstaring impassively back at you. But one detail deflates itsthreatening aura: the main hull and base should be a brilliantwhite, but this is charred, blackened, rusting, feeling sorryfor itself.
It was damaged by a considerable fire at the Longleatexhibition on 25th September 1996. This blaze was attributedto faulty circuitry in K9âs section. Itâs upsetting, thinkingabout what was lost in the flames or drowned by firefighters.
Charting a history of Doctor Who exhibitions is thrillingand frustrating in equal measure. Theyâre always exciting foraficionados, providing a chance to glimpse behind thescenes. Theyâre also typically lacking â either in organisationor in particular, less-favoured eras. Most start out small andare gradually added to, becoming, if not comprehensive,then certainly a fairer representation of Doctor Who as awhole by the time theyâre inevitably shut.
âI went to the Blackpool exhibition in 1981,â saidlong-term fan Jonathan Appleton. âThe Doctor Whoexhibitions had a kind of mystical status for someone wholoved the programme at that time, as they were oftenmentioned by the announcer at the end of the programme[âDoctor Who will be back next week and you can visit theBBCâs Doctor Who exhibitions at Longleat and BlackpoolâŠâ]and on Blue Peter but, not living particularly close to either,they felt out of reach and no more accessible thanDisneyland or Hollywood.
âAnyway, my chance finally came with a family summerholiday in the Lake District that year, which we combinedwith a trip to Blackpool. My memories are a little hazy, butI do remember going downstairs to get in to it and it beingvery dark in there â almost too dark to see things properly.
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There were various tableaux laid out with props andmonsters â mainly from the most recent season, so for myvisit that meant (I think) the likes of Marshmen and Traken.Iâd been hoping for older monsters really as Season 18hadnât been all that exciting for an eleven-year-old. I seemto remember they had the Fourth to Fifth I seem toremember they had the Fourth to Fifth Doctorsâregeneration playing on a loop. The shop, probably forreasons of space, was set out more like an old fashionedrailway station newspaper stall rather than a store you couldwander round. I bought a postcard which had Tom Bakerscrawling âWelcome to Blackpoolâ on a wall like heâd beencaught graffitiing which I still have to this day.
âOverall, the place seemed pretty small and we gotthrough it in no time at all, which seemed a little strangeafter theyâd been bigging it up on BBC1 for years.â
Jon Pertwee and Elisabeth Sladen opened the exhibitionon 14th April 1974, just prior to the Third Doctorâsswansong, Planet of the Spiders. It lasted until October 1985,when the lease on its building, 111 Central Promenade onBlackpoolâs Golden Mile, ran out.
It then reopened in 2004 to coincide with the seriesârevival, then shut again in November 2009.
This ran concurrently with Up Close in Cardiffâs RedDragon Centre, which opened as a semi-permanentexhibition at the end of 2005 and, before its closure inMarch 2011, was littered with monsters from the Ninth andTenth Doctorsâ eras. The store still had a selection ofmerchandise from Doctor Whoâs past, including Targetnovelisations, Dapol figurines (which had enjoyed their ownexhibition in Llangollen from 1994), and First Day Covers.
Various other exhibitions spread Doctor Whoâs reach,including the 1986-88 USA Tour; Landâs End, Cornwall(2007-11); Londonâs Museum of the Moving Images (in1991-94, before moving to Bristol; then at SheffieldâsMOMI in 2002); Earlâs Court, London (2008-09); Coventry
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Transport Museum (2009-10); and the Doctor Who Festivalat Londonâs ExCeL in November 2015.
The first permanent exhibition, however, was atLongleat, the wildlife conservation park in Wiltshire. It hadopened in 1973 with a series of props from the show, heldannual events in the summer, and ran until 2003.
There were two negative events that tainted this smallexhibition, however. The first was the aforementionedâGreat Fire of Longleatâ. The K9 wasnât screen-used, so itsloss is arguably the least affecting of the fireâs victims, whichotherwise include the space station model from Trial of aTime Lord; the Nucleus of the Swarm (The Invisible Enemy);part of the TARDIS control room (though not its console,which suffered some smoke and heat damage, as did thevast majority of the displays); The Visitationâs android; and1980s Cybermen. Many were so badly damaged, it wassuggested that they be completely junked. Fortunately, theywere instead incorporated into the refit, and the Longleatexhibition reopened the following March.
The second negative event was the âTwenty Years of aTime Lordâ event in April 1983, headlined by Jon Pertweeand Peter Davison, although you were lucky if you gotanywhere near them or the props.
âEverything people say about this is true. The queues,the traffic, the sheer number of people crammed into theplace,â Appleton laughed. âWe had got our tickets inadvance but I vividly recall as we drove up there was thismassive throng of people and cars, so it was clear from theoff that they had hugely underestimated the numbers whowould turn up. Thankfully there was a separate queue forticket holders so we got in okay â my dad had the job ofkeeping me company and my mum and sister wandered offaround the house and grounds (which may have been thebetter bet really!).â
Organisers were grossly unprepared for the estimated40,000 fans who had turned up. âWe joined the queue for
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the autograph tent,â Jonathan went on. âI remember seeingPeter Davison being escorted in, dressed in his costume.They had soldiers there stewarding and putting out barriersand they had UNIT badges on their berets which was a nicetouch. He gave a friendly âgood morning!â to everyone whichseemed very Doctor-ish, and then we waited. And waited.For ages. The queue didnât seem to be going down very fast.After a while, my Dad gently suggested this game wasnâtworth the candle and we wandered off. Peter was the onlyfamous face we saw all day.
âI had my photo taken in the police box with a verylimp-looking Davros on one side and an equally deflatedMarshman on the other. I looked inside the box and therewere just empty film packets on the floor rather than aconsole room.â
The day wasnât a complete disaster, however. âThe bestbit was looking around the set displays which, though stillcrowded, you could get a good look at. I remember theyhad some from The Five Doctors which hadnât been shownyet so that was very exciting,â Jonathan continued. âFunnyhow I can always remember what I bought. This time theyhad these brand-new prints by Andrew Skilleter (Omegaand the Cybermen) which I thought looked wonderful, soI had to have those. Oh, and the latest Doctor Who and Blakeâs7 Marvel magazines which I was really pleased about as theycould be quite hard to get hold of.
âAnd that was about it really. There was a tent therewhere they were screening old episodes which would havebeen great but, no surprise, there was a huge queue to getin. An extraordinary day and in many ways a disappointingone, but at the same time I felt satisfied to have been there,to have been a part of it. There should be some sort ofsurvivorsâ association really â but theyâd never find a venuebig enoughâŠâ
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8. Chalice.
Phew. You could do with a tipple. How fortuitous: abronzed chalice with an enticing liquid inside. You reachout, then stop yourself, noticing that this isnât a cateredevent, and that this drink is, in fact, a very special one,concocted by the Sisterhood of Karn. Maybe youâll grab amilkshake from the cafĂ©; itâs got to be around heresomewhere. Outside, they were advertising fish fingers andcustard, kronkburgers, and Christopher Ecclescakes.
The Eighth Doctor enjoyed a wealth of stories in theDWM comics, largely spearheaded by Scott Gray. Theseadventures began with 1996âs Endgame, in which theTARDIS landed in Stockbridge, a fictional village which thestrip had frequented since DWMâs first comic, Doctor Whoand the Iron Legion. There, he met his old friend MaxwellEdison, and, through him, was introduced to companionIzzy Sinclair. He further travelled with reformed CybermanKroton, and the reptilian-like alien, Destrii.
As an avid reader of DWM, Russell T Davies was happyto have the comic officially show the Eighth Doctorâsregeneration â and that was the plan, until the BBC vetoedideas for the Ninth Doctor strips to continue with Destrii.He was to travel exclusively with Rose in all mediums.
The Flood, the Eighth Doctorâs last regular DWMappearance, ran from July 2004 to February 2005, andfeatured the Cybermen, beautifully redesigned by MartinGeraghty. It was planned that the Eighth Doctor wouldregenerate, having absorbed the Time Vortex, inadvertentlyforeshadowing The Parting of the Ways.
But Destrii had been a popular part of the magazine sinceher debut in Ophidius (2001), and it was felt that her leavingwouldâve been hasty and unjust. Instead,DWM opted not to tellthe story of the Eighth Doctorâs last days. It meant PaulMcGann was free to return in 2013âs The Night of the Doctor,unexpectedly regenerating into a previously unknown
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incarnation, played by John Hurt, while on Karn.Most importantly, the Doctor and Destrii could continue
travelling together in readersâ imaginations. The final panelsees them walking off together, the Time Lord promising,âAnything could be over that hill, Destrii. Anything! Câmon âLetâs go and find outâŠâ
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9. A Spoonhead.
Hmm, thatâs odd. The plaque says this is mobile server fromThe Bells of St. John, but it looks like a War Machine. No, wait,now it looks like an Emojibot. And now the Anne Droidfrom Bad Wolf.
âActive camouflage,â you realise, remembering theSeries 7 episode.
This technology is a reflection of ourselves: the originalspoonheads attempted to blend in, but this one ismalfunctioning, perhaps due to its proximity to the space-time-warping black hole. Itâs reflecting the fears of visitors.You look around and wonder whoâs scared of The WeakestLinkâŠ
In true sci-fi fashion, Doctor Who frequently cautions thattechnology can be easily used against us.
The showâs first exploration of current technology wasalso its first return to contemporary London since the firstepisode. The War Machines featured the Will OperatingThought ANalogue (WOTAN), at the heart of the PostOffice Tower, the tallest building in the UK and a symbolof 1960s interconnectivity. WOTAN overpowered humanminds using radio transmissions and instructed those nearbyto construct War Machines, mobile computers to do itsbidding. WOTAN was to be linked with military complexesworldwide to create a centralised computing system. Theserial was broadcast in 1966, just two years after thecompletion of the Post Office Tower, a new spectrelooming over London. The CDC 6600 was also unveiled in1964, the worldâs first working supercomputer, capable ofperforming three million instructions a second. Its speedwas partially due to its reliance on peripheral processingunits, i.e. ten smaller computers; WOTANâs parallels wereobvious to see. The CDC 6600 remained the worldâs fastestcomputer until 1969.
The idea of a core unit feeding on information collated by
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tangential processors comes from a human neural network,based on Frank Rosenblattâs Perceptron algorithm in 1958.Described as the first machine capable of having an originalidea, it paved the way for artificial intelligence (AI). âStoriesabout the creation of machines having human qualities havelong been a fascinating province in the realm of sciencefiction,â Rosenblatt acknowledged at the time. âYet we areabout to witness the birth of such a machine â a machinecapable of perceiving, recognising, and identifying itssurroundings without any human training or control.â
The War Machines writer, Ian Black Stuart warned us ofnot only AI but also monopolisation of telecommunications.This continued to be a concern in Doctor Who asinterconnectivity was a foothold for the Cybermen in TheInvasion and Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel, bothinvolving International Electromatics, then for the IceWarriors in The Seeds of Death, as the Martians exploitedhumanityâs reliance on a transmat complex on the moon.
Technology was marching forward, regardless of howthe public felt.
Computers were either the must-have gadget, somethingfor companies to boast about having, or an unknowableentity: mysterious, unfeeling, ready to supplant us. Chiefly,some were concerned they were intended to take jobs andplunge the labour force into depression. The 1966 film, Fearof Computer Automaton, recognised this unease, noting thatâthe computer hums; data processing is on the way,seemingly in control of our very destinies, through itsindecipherable code. We feel like actors on a stage, talkingto machines because we can no longer talk to humanbeingsâ. This is explored in The Green Death, a rallying callagainst massive industry affecting society and nature, withGlobal Chemicals ruled over by the mad BiomorphicOrganisational Systems Supervisor (BOSS).
The serial further established computersâ reliance onhumans: BOSS is mentally linked to the company director
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and is reprogrammed to consider illogical arguments.Interestingly, while computers were often thought as
forward-thinking, the concept of the Y2K bug baulked atthe future. In the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s, computerengineers had used two-digit codes to denote a year. TheY2K glitch posited that the year 2000 would be interpretedas â00â, throwing programming out of sync if mistranslatedas 1900. What sounds like a small issue couldâve had widerramifications: safety checks at nuclear power plants, forinstance, relied on a daily routine; credit card statementscould add one hundred years of interest; and entire airlineschedules would need revising. Millions were spent bygovernments and companies worldwide to combat theMillennium Bug â which now seems quaint and churlish.
Doctor Who: The TV Movie looked to this future too. Seton New Yearâs Eve 1999, the Doctor raced to find an atomicclock and avert disaster for the twenty-first century.
The clock was based on an idea suggested by LordKelvin in 1879, and used electronic transition frequency inthe electromagnetic spectrum of an atom to accuratelymeasure time. The atomic clock was created by HaroldLyons and his team at the National Bureau of Standards in1949, but it wasnât until 2004 that a chip-sized version wasmade. Atomic clocks are now used for telecommunications,including the Internet Network Time Protocol and for GPS.
The TV Movie is a neat time capsule demonstrating theconcern Y2K caused but also how quickly the publicadapted to computing language.
The word âcomputerphobiaâ largely didnât appear inpublications until the 1980s, reaching a crescendo in 1986.Personal Computingâs Charles Rubin argued in 1983 that, âThemost important thing to remember about computerphobiais that itâs a natural reaction to something unfamiliar.â
Fear of Computer Automaton dispensed with anxieties byexplaining how automaton instead resulted in more jobs andtraining opportunities. âEven in space exploration, the most
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sophisticated area of technology, it is people that run theshow,â it went on. âWithout their expertise, the machinecould click all it wants to, but nothing would beaccomplished. The human brain is not outdated.â
For The Robots of Death, people corrupting technologyproved the issue, as Taren Capel, raised by robots, freedthem from their programming. Doctor Who was exploringAI beyond computers themselves, namely the uncertaintywe feel caused by the uncanny valley, which the show hadpreviously featured in The Android Invasion (incidentallyscreened the same decade the term âuncanny valleyâ wascoined).
But the Doctor was adept at conversing with machines.He even had one as a companion: K9, a loveable icon ofthe 1970s even if it wasnât so agreeable off-screen. âThe dogcouldnât move quickly in the old days,â Tom Bakerrecounted. âIt was retrieved in rehearsal by John Leeson,actually playing the dog; he actually moved around. And Isaid, âWhy donât we give him another costume and get himto answer the phone or play chess or something?â But bythat time, of course, the BBC had calculated that they weremarketing K9 and they didnât want any discussion aboutthat.â
Our fears over technology moved on, as we becamemore and more surrounded by it. The aforementionedCybermen takeover of The Age of Steel was achieved bymaking different technologies compatible, humanity casuallystrolling to their deaths thanks to Bluetooth headsets. TheSontaran Stratagem involved atmospheric manipulationthrough the GPS system, ATMOS, cheerily picking off theschemeâs opponents with the adieu, âThis is your finaldestination.â And the Eleventh Doctor warned that âweâreliving in a wi-fi soupâ, which the Great Intelligence uses toharvest human minds in The Bells of St. John.
Worries about wireless Internet are epitomised by the2009/10 plan to turn Swindon into the UKâs first âwi-fi
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townâ using 1,400 radio boxes to create a âwi-fi meshâ,allowing secure online access across the town, with thepossibility of signing up for unlimited access. It wasnât anentirely new idea: Brighton planned to create a city-widenetwork, as did Manchester, but neither got off the ground.Norwichâs ÂŁ1.35 million Open Link scheme launched in2006, covering a 4km radius from City Hall, with expansionpossibilities to rural areas to the south. Over two hundredaerials secured to lamp posts were used to create a wirelessnetwork, allowing about one thousand people to access theInternet â but the installation failed in 2008, when fundingran out. Swindonâs plan was similarly bogged down byallegations of unlawful proceedings.
While Swindon Borough Council pointed out that thescheme would mean doctors could carry out procedures,examinations, and consultations in remote areas, there wereconcerns over electromagnetic radiation (EMR), similar tothose raised over the use of mobile phones andtelecommunications masts. EMR has been blamed for a rangeof illnesses, from headaches and fatigue, to long-termbehavioural problems and tumours. It was thought that up to5% of the population suffered from electromagneticsensitivity (EHS), and free, widely-available wi-fi couldincrease this.
Some places even banned the use of wi-fi. In 2008, theFrench National Library rejected installation of wi-fi,prompting other Parisian libraries to take similar stances;complaints from university staff suffering forgetfulness,headaches, and dizziness prompted education authorities inSorbonne, Paris, to also postpone the use of wireless access.
Questions over the effects of EMR (and how muchradiation wi-fi actually emits) remain, but are forgotten bythe public. Many argued that thereâs no evidence of EMRharming us and equate it to our largely-subsided worriesabout phones; The Bells of St. John, then, was an interestingattempt to discuss the symbiotic nature of technology.
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The Intelligenceâs reach is limited by two things: humansclicking on the incorrect Internet access code; and its ownrationing. It demonstrates that it can control anyone in closeproximity to a base-station, but doesnât upload all minds toits own servers immediately: âThe farmer tends his flocklike a loving parent. The abattoir is not a contradiction. Noone loves cattle more than Burger King.â
This contrasts with The Idiotâs Lantern, which took thissame invasion method and transmuted it to a 1950s concern,television. The Intelligenceâs plan was seemingly morelong-term than the Wireâs, which involved feeding off theelectrical energy of viewersâ brains to regain a corporealbody.
Radiation was similarly a concern about TV: since the1940s, it was feared tube leaks would affect anyone sittingtoo close to the set. The risk only became concrete in 1967when General Electrics in America released a colourtelevision which emitted x-rays in a downward crescent (setson the floor had less impact than those mounted at eye-levelor higher up), and further that other manufacturers couldbe implicated.
These worries were finally dismissed in 1969 by W.Roger Ney, executive director of the National Council onRadiation Protection, when two congressmen suggested thatmanufacturers should test fifteen million colour TVs. âIâdsure like to see that amount of effort put into things thatare more clearly dangerous,â Ney countered.
Itâs not solely the hardware that troubles people: whatabout the mind-destroying content that plays on TV? Themedium faced the same opposition radio initially did. TVwould, it was feared, turn people away from meaningfulpursuits like reading and conversing. It would make peopleuncivilised. In some ways, TV has never shrugged off thismisconception. Consider former-US President GeorgeBushâs 1992 call for families to be âa lot more like theWaltons and a lot less like the Simpsonsâ â even television
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has a pecking order.To some, reality television would sit at the bottom of
the small-screen hierarchy (although Doctor Who ratings havefrequently been threatened by the likes of The X Factor andBritainâs Got Talent). Vengeance on Varos predicted our use ofTV to watch and torment our peers and apparent betters.Varosâ form of reality TV dehumanised politicians andprisoners, torturing or killing them depending on viewersâvoting.
TV proves a symbiotic beast too: the more we feed it withour attention, the more it does to keep it. The initial O.J.Simpson 1994-95 trial â in which the former NFL player wasaccused of the murders of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson,and her friend, Ron Goldman â for example, is held up as animportant part of TV history. Viewers tuned in to watch thelive ninety-minute car chase as police pursued Simpson. Everymajor network interrupted scheduled programming to featurethe chase, resulting in approximately 95 million viewersnationwide.
Due to the popularity of this grim event, stations reactedto viewersâ interest by extensively covering the trail, giving thewhole affair an uneasy voyeuristic quality.
Vengeance on Varos warns us that the media can manipulate.The Long Game further instils the idea that âthe right
word in the right broadcast repeated often enough candestabilise an economy, invent an enemy, change a vote.â
This meant controlling citizens en masse, reaching anendpoint in Bad Wolf, where citizens of Earth are glued totheir screens 24/7 and would forcibly sacrifice their livesfor TV fame. But a decade later, Doctor Who viewersthemselves were manipulated. Sleep No More was fashionedas a âfound footageâ episode detailing the takeover of LaVerrier spacecraft by Sandmen; the storyâs conclusion,however, reveals that the signal that creates the Sandmen istransmitted through the episode itself.
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10. Matchbox.
This matchbox is open and at an angle, so you can peepinside to seeâ
Ah. Grim. Itâs a tiny Agent O. The Master had used hisTissue Compression Eliminator on him in Spyfall,kickstarting a controversial Series 12, in which itâs apparentlyrevealed that the First Doctor wasnât technically the firstanyway. The Timeless Children delved into the Matrix, wherethe Master showed the Doctor that her past was a lie.
To some, this accounted for the extra faces whichpopped up as previous incarnations of the Doctor in TheBrain of Morbius. Indeed, thatâs what was originally intended.However, other fans excused these by saying they wereMorbiusâ previous faces, meaning the Timeless Child wasan extra wrinkle in an otherwise unironed shirt.
Many things in Doctor Who donât quite make sense. Andthatâs without mentioning tie-in material, which either seeksto clear up confusions, muddies the water terribly, or both.
So how do fans try to ease the pain? What excuses dowe make for continuity issues and plot holes that keep usawake at night?
The Doctor had fourteen consecutive male bodies; onlythe fifteenth is female. Contrary to his saying he could havetwo heads, he always looks humanoid. Might we argue thata new regenerative cycle affected the characterâs biology,hence a female body? And that the Doctor gets a human-likeform because thatâs the one thatâs accepted on Earth,effectively the characterâs second home? Or that the NinthDoctor was lying, because all Time Lords weâve seen lookhumanoid, so thatâs the default for Gallifreyans?
Why is that the Doctor, out of all the Time Lords weâveseen in post-regenerative states, is the only one to sufferconfusion or drowsiness after swapping bodies? Maybe heran away before learning how to control regeneration likehis peers.
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What really happened to Ace, whose story continuedbeyond screen, concluded in some mediums (her death inthe DWM comic Ground Zero) and continues with itsintrigues in others (At Childhoodâs End, Aldredâs novel, forinstance)? Are these parallel versions of the same character?
And perhaps most contentious of all: is the Doctor, asbecame a plot point in The TV Movie, âhalf-human on mymotherâs sideâ? Can you somehow argue that only theEighth Doctor has a half-human lineage? We donât knowhow Gallifreyan families workâŠ
The Doctorâs age is emblematic of inconsistencies. Wedonât know how old the Time Lord is â in many ways, itâsimpossible to work out anyway. The Doctor lives in a timemachine (and we donât know how the fourth dimensionoperates there), then visits times and places all over theuniverse, each with their own relative times. Gallifrey, too,exists in different pockets of time. It all really is relative.However, humans are fixated on annual markers, so heâsdescribed himself as around 450 (The Tomb of the Cybermen),756 (countering Romanaâs claim heâs 759 in The RibosOperation), and 900-ish, from the Sixth Doctor era onwards.
His age became an important plot point in Series 6,which spanned 200 years for him, with versions at LakeSilencio aged 909 and 1103. He then spent some 900 yearsdefending Trenzalore, making the Twelfth Doctor at least2000. This incarnation spent around 4.5 billion years insidethe Confession Dial in Heaven Sent (though he was rebootedevery fortnight or so, meaning not all that time aged him),and 1000 years guarding Missy in Series 10.
Fortunately, The Day of the Doctor confirmed what we allsuspected. The Eleventh Doctor replies, when asked abouthis age, âI lose track. 1200 and something, I think, unlessIâm lying. I canât remember if Iâm lying about my age; thatâshow old I am.â
Because sometimes, we donât even need to makeexcuses: theyâre made for us!
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Take the Master for example. Sacha Dhawanâs Masterrevels in burning Gallifrey and torturing the Doctor byteasing that theyâd been lied to as children. The last time wesaw this character, however, he was a woman whoâd put herevil nature behind her. She was also dead.
Itâd be naive to think that Missyâs character developmentwouldnât be undone eventually: the character is tooimportant and fascinating to be felled for good.Nonetheless, Spyfall seemed to come so soon after The DoctorFalls that it risked leaving a sour taste. If you need to justifyDhawanâs incarnation, look no further than Big FinishâsMissy: Series 2, its opening episode, The Lumiat by LisaMcMullin, clearing up seeming inconsistencies by drawingon what we know about Time Lords and their technology.
Thatâs the thing about Doctor Who: thereâs a lot tonavigate and you donât have to account for it all. Someweave together all these narratives into one coherent whole.Thatâs fine. You can pick and choose too. Havenât read abook series? No matter. Favour twentieth century DoctorWho? Fair enough. Prefer Star Wars anyway? Okay, youâvegone too far now, buddy.
Continuity is truth: itâs not all things to all people.
Aha! Youâre back, are you? No, wait, thatâs your front: itâsvery hard to tell with humanoids.
Iâm afraid due to spatial co-ordinate transcription errors,Iâm not entirely sure how long youâve been gone, butlaminators are now sentient, the ravens at the Tower ofLondon have been replaced by walruses, and somethingcalled a Piers Morgan is prime minister. Iâm sure thatâs fineanyway.
Your appetite has no doubt been sufficiently whetted,so head along to your nearest spaceport because the SS.Shawcraft awaits.
Oh, youâre going dressed like that? Okay, well, I'll warnthem youâre on your way.
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