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30 Signs Made By People Who Don’t Know How To Use Quotation Marks. http://pulptastic.com/37-quotation-mark-fails/
I’m not sure what the people making these signs were thinking, but these are hilarious. We present to you the biggest quotation mark fails ever, in all their glory:
1. What every customer service person is actually saying.
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2. What Budweiser should actually be referred to as.
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3. I think I’ll pass.
4. Men, women, what’s the difference right?
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6. This one is pretty much self fulfilling.
#7. Somehow this doesn’t instill much confidence.
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#8. “Pregnant”… or just fat.
#9. It’s actually a bottomless pit of death.
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#10. Oh look, they serve “beer” too.
#11. Insert not so appropriate joke here.
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#12. Why on earth would anyone put an object between quotation marks? LOL.
#13. Even management knows no one does it.
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#14. “Please”… or get a ticket.
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#15. “Ssshh! It’s for the horse. He doesn’t understand quotation marks.”
#16. This car service looks legit.
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#17. I’d… rather not have this on my hands.
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#18. Seems fishy.
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#19. How to emasculate your employees in four easy marks.
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#20. In other words, fireworks that will blow up in your face.
#21. I wonder what kind of “meat service” they’re talking about. Heh.
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#22. He’ll fill you with cement and charge you twice as much.
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#23. This use of quotations marks might be intentional… not very discreet though is it?
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#24. Looks highly reputable.
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#25. Made with real “flour”.
#26. Just kidding, it’s actually cat.
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#29. It’s actually a hidden monthly subscription. We’ve all experienced those before.
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#30. What’s that thing sticking out of ‘The Pleasure Throne’? You might not have to use much “imagination” after all.