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UPFRONT4 Rita Phwoarah! The X Factor

judge suns herself in Ibiza10 Incredible new Bat-boat12 Mafia 3 first look Get ready to unleash your inner Tony Soprano14 WTF! Smelly the elephant!16 “I’m Liam Neeson’s punching bag!” Stunt double speaks out18 The David Haye Column20 Motors The brand new Mazda MX-5 22 Your Shout!24 Get Fact26 Jokes28 Reviews Films, games & music32 TV Essentials

FEATURES42 “I teabagged a swan!” Jack Whitehall talks Bad Education50 The Brit fighting ISIS

SPORT52 Giggs, Scholes & Butt The classof ’92 on Salford City FC54 Didi Hamann’s Liverpool medical56 Rooooooooot! Why gentleman Joe is the greatest bloke in the world58 The greatest 100m battle ever59 James Dasaolu Team GB’sgreatest sprint medal hope60 Lip Reading61 Quiz & Fanzone

GIRLS34 Stephanie Davis Ex-Hollyoaks hottie strips off44 Lucy Turner New To ZOO66 #ZOOTwitties

Tried out Hasbro’s must-haves for this year’s Christmas list.

Wolfed down this bizarre-looking cake to celebrate the launch of season one of must-see medical drama The Knick, on DVD now.

WHAT WE’VE BEEN UP TO!

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trash talkers● Pubs that

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ZOO Mates● Friday night Premier League ● New Dad’sArmy trailer● Will Smith’sFresh Prince Of Bel Air reboot

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ZOO’s hottest ladyon the planet might have once provoked

400 complaints after a cleavage-tastic appearance on The One Show, but you won’t hear any grumbles following her latest booby baring antics in Ibiza.

Lovely Londoner Rita was partying it up on the White Isle after a busy few weeks which saw her split from her fella and take the crown as ZOO’s Hot 101 winner. So what better way to get over your heartache than spending time with your

Rita makesIbiza hotter right now!Your Hot 101 winner couldn’t resist a hol idaya broad and, l ike you, we can’t help b ut adm ire her sensational bikini bod!

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topless pals and sunbathing in a two-piece smaller than a napkin?

The newly single star looked so jaw-droppingly gorgeous, we simply had to dedicate six revealing pages to show you just how remarkable she looks. But if this still isn’t enough, you’ve only got to wait a handful of days until The X Factor returns to our screens, along with raunchy Rita as the show’s naughty new judge.

However, the Kosovo-born babe’s TV return isn’t even the best news: when the Body On Me singer was asked if she was planning any more of her infamous revealing outfits or nip slips, she replied: “Probably, but only on the live shows so I can pretend it was an accident!”

Now, if that’s not an excuse to put up with whatever ridiculous Wagner or Jedward the show rolls out this year, then quite frankly we have no idea what is!

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ON-BOARD TECH!“Wi-Fi, satellite links, touchscreen monitors and it’s even got a joystick to control the 50-calibre gun at the front. It’s a bit like a videogame in some ways. There’s no iPhone dock though, just in case you’re wondering. We don’t get that many requests from people wanting to play Ride Of The Valkyries while on patrol!”

e ee e emilitary and law enforcementvessel around,” explained itscreator Frank Kowalski.

And, with two twinned600bhp engines, night vision,lightweight Kevlar to protectthe crew, stealth technologyand plenty of weapons, it’s hard to argue with him.

“People keep telling me itlooks like Batman’s boat, but I think it’s something Bond would use to tear up the Thames,” says Kowalski. “There’s no ejector seat though, so I’m not sure if that would put him off!”

It may not, but we got Kowalski to tell us about the Barracuda’s other specs…

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STEALTH!“We use a number of radar-absorbing materials that makeit pretty invisible. Althoughat a certain distance stealthgoes out the window, becauseyou’ll see it once you getwithin visual range of theBarracuda. But it’s so fastit’ll catch you anyway.”

Could you beon Chelsea’s medical staff?Jose Mourinho blasted his “naive” medical team for treating Eden Hazard. But could you spot who’s hurt and who’s feigning injury?

FIREPOWER!“For starters, it’s got a concealed 50-calibre machine gun that can be worked via remote control. It’s gyroscopically stabilised so it stays level no matter what choppy water we get into. Also on board there’s a non-lethal Hyperspike H18 sonic weapon. This is a focusedsoundwave for close range thatemits a very high frequency anda very painful sound.”

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40,000 muscles. The entire human body contains only 639!

Eatingpeanuts all day canbe thirstywork, but this cheekynelly tookhissearch for refreshment tonew levelsofweirdnesswhenhe starteddrinking froma local commode.

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“GETTING PUNCHED BY HARFORD WAS AN ALL-TIME CAREER HIGH!”

H EY, MARK. HOW DOES SOMEONE GO ABOUT BECOMING

LIAM NEESON’S STUNT DOUBLE?Usually you’ll get a call out of the blue and they’ll invite five or 10 guys to come down to a set and right there on the spot they’ll decide who makes the best double for an actor. I just seemed to fit the bill, I guess!WHAT’S LIAM LIKE TO WORK WITH?He’s a natural when it comes to action scenes. He knows exactly where to stand, how to handle a weapon and how to throw a fake punch without hitting you on the nose – which, believe me, goes a long way to keeping stuntmen happy, I assure you.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MISTAKEN FOR HIM IN THE STREET?Yeah, it’s happened a couple of times. The look on people’s faces is priceless because it’s normally from the back they

see you, so they tap you on the shoulder, you turn around and they’ll just be like, “Oh, sorry!” and walk off.SO HAVE YOU AND LIAM EVER TRADED BLOWS?We’ve tagged each other with a few punches in training! That’s part and parcel of it though, because Liam’s work ethic is amazing. He wants to train in between scenes and on his days off. He’s a machine! AND HOW IS IT GETTING PUNCHED ON HIS BEHALF?Well, it’s an absolute pleasure because Liam’s a fantastic guy to work with. I wouldn’t keep saying yes to getting clobbered if I didn’t enjoy working with him – plus, he buys me a beer afterwards! HAVE YOU GONE TOE-TO-TOE WITH ANYONE ELSE? Harrison Ford. He’s the real deal like Liam and he does as much as he can. I worked with


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HE’S A MACHINE!”him on the last Indiana Jones movie and got to do a fight scene with him and, honestly, taking a punch from Ford was an all-time career high! CAN YOU PUNCH BACK?Not really, but you wouldn’t want to. Let’s say you’re up against some $20million actor and you’re tussling with him on the ground. If you break his nose, the whole movie shuts down. It’s very stressful.ANY OTHER STRESSES?Sometimes when working with

performers across the world, as there might be four languages on set and you’re trying to make sure they punch the right side of your face. Ultimately you don’t want them to get it wrong as that means another take – and another punch!WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST STUNT YOU’VE PULLED?It was on Seraphim Falls with Neeson, but in this scene I was doubling for Pierce Brosnan. They dropped me from a helicopter on a bungee rope 34ft up and I disappeared into a waterfall below.

WHAT’S YOUR WORST INJURY?Honestly, I’ve lost count. I’ve blown out both my ear drums, severed tendons, broken a couple of bones here and there. I just worked with a guy on a movie and he’s broken his leg in three places – so it can get pretty hairy now and again. OUCH! HOW DANGEROUS CAN IT GET?It can be life-threatening. We’ll lose some members of our community around the

globe from time to time and the job definitely still has that risk attached to it. WE HOPE THEY PAY WELL?Definitely! About 99 per cent of the time, we’re overpaid, but then that one per cent… well, there’s not enough money in the world. If you’re jumping off a building and something goes wrong, it’s either a long road to recovery or the end of the line.

SEEING DOUBLE?Mark isn’t the only stuntman f i l l ing in for H ol lywood celebrit ies. Can you guess who these doubles are the spitt ing image of ?

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MLS is trying to competewith European footballso much now it seems

it’s even got its own hooligans.The tear-up between New YorkRed Bulls and New York CityFC fans before their derby lastweekend was very amateurish.

Seeing a group of blokesthrowing sign hoardings and

rubbish bags outside a deli andscreaming “Who are ya?” is thelast thing the fans would havebeen expecting when the clubssaid they would be signingEuropean legends FrankLampard, Andrea Pirlo and,er, Shaun Wright-Phillips.

Football’s still a young sportover there and they’ve still got

a lot to learn when it comes tultras and firms. Hopefully tcan keep it that way, as it’s noa nice aspect of the game.

There are better ways tosupport your club and knockyour rivals, like the fans whounfurled the “retirement hombanner for Lampard and PirloThey got the banter just right


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I couldn’t believe a millionaire’s son torched his Ferrari in Germany so he could replace it with the latest model. He’s 20, has a £6,500-a-month allowance and owns 14 cars. Talk about not knowing you’re born!

He was given a fine and 22 months’ probation. I bet if he was a kid off a council estate who did it to his Ford Fiesta, they’d have thrown the book at him.

On holdBT set a new waiting time record after keeping a customer on hold for 14 hours and 31 minutes! That’s outrageous, but not as much as the fact some bloke stayed on the line for 14 hours.

He was calling to cancel his contract, but BT say he should have received a message saying the department was closed. It must be a new method to retain customers: keep them on hold so long they give up and don’t actually go through with the cancellation.

To toke or not to tokeSo William Shakespeare was apparently a weed smoker after they found pipes in his garden that contained traces of cannabis. That explains why I couldn’t make head nor tail of his works at school.

No wonder he had such an interesting way with words. Perhaps you need to be stoned to understand it. This is the best story of the week: it vindicates some of my exam results!

Would you swap your world title for an Olympic Gold medal?PHILIP CUNNINGHAM, HertsNo! Audley Harrison has an Olympic Gold medal and I beat him, so that’ll do for me. He never knocked out anyone who was a world champion. A world title belt comes with added benefits, not just a pat on the back and an MBE.

The doc’s not inLast week I was surprised by the fuss over Jose Mourinho’s criticism of his medical team at Chelsea, including team doctor Eva Carneiro. He might be taking it too far banning her from the stadium and training sessions, and even the team hotel, but I can see his point.

She should know better than anybody that footballers go down at the drop of a hat and would be rolling around on the floor even if somebody breathed on them. Not that Jose’s players are particularly fond of that kind of gamesmanship…

IN NEED OF A HAYEMAKER THIS WEEK… FERRARITORCHER

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MOTORS

Did you know, theoriginal Mazda MX-5was designed to drive,

handle and even smell like a classic British sports car when it was launched in 1989?

Well, Mazda’s experts must have been on the right scent, because it went on to become the world’s best-selling two-seater sports car of all time.

The latest generation isarguably better still, shedding100kg over its predecessorand shrinking in size to ensure it remains the tiny bundle of fun that won it plaudits in the first place.

Two engines are available from launch, a 1.5-litre unit that develops 129bhp or a 2.0-litre version that kicks out 158bhp. Both are brilliant,

but for us, thesmallernumberprovided the most thrills on our twisting test drive.

Although the 2.0-litre offered more shove through the gears, the fizzy little 1.5 just begged to be thrashed and proved powerful enough to have the rear wheels spinning – if doughnuts and big skids tickle your fancy.

It’s pretty ace inside too,

with an optional Bose soundsystem implanting speakers in the headrest, and a 7.0-inch touch screen taking care of navigation and infotainment on mid-range models.

There are very few cars out there that offer both kicks and smashing styling for less than £20,000, but the new MX-5 is most certainly one of them. And it smells bloody lovely, too.

The fourth generation Mazda MX-5 is big fun on a small budget

Bang for your bucks!

ZOO drives the new MX-5!

I’ve even got the trainers to match…

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Vauxhall Corsa VXR (£18,245)Vauxhall’s latest miniature hot hatch packs real track-day tech into a tidy little package: Frequency Selective Damping to reduce body roll, a tuned 1.6-litre turbo engine that kicks out more than 200bhp and real Recaro race seats to make you really feel the part.

Volkswagen Polo GTI (£18,900)A brilliant 1.8-litre TSI that develops nearly 190bhp powers this ferocious little pocket rocket. The sportssuspension and XDS electronic differential lock meansit handles like a car possessed and it fits in the tightestof parking spaces. An almost faultless all-rounder.

Caterham Seven 270 (£19,995)There’s no radio, the wipers barely work and the seats will shatter spines, but the Caterham 270 is one of the most visceral driving experiences out there. A new 1.6-litre Ford engine propels it from 0-60mph in five seconds, while an optional R pack readies it for racing.

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SPEEDY STEALSGET YOUR STIG ON FOR UNDER £20K

Vital statisticsENGINE 1.5-litre SkyActiv-G petrolPERFORMANCE 129bhp/150Nm torque0-62MPH 8.3 secondsTOP SPEED 127mph

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Hamilton’s new babe!I read that Lewis’ ex Nicole Scherzinger is reportedly seeing Ed Sheeran, so I made him a cosplay babe from your cut-outs to cheer him up (and gave him some hair, too).RYAN LACEY, via emailWord on the street is he’s going out with Rihanna, so don’t feel too sorry for him!

Pool problemsI got an infection from a pool on holiday. Missed a couple of days in the sun over it!DAN, via textDo spill on whereabouts you contracted this foul foot issue. We want to make sure we don’t head over there at some point!

The only way isn’t EssexI was splitting some wood with a hatchet at home in Essex and was stupidly holding the piece of wood without gloves. I hit a knot in the wood and the hatchet bounced off and into my hand!JACK KARADZIC, via emailNow Jack, even Joey Essex wouldn’t be quite so silly!

Check out my bulldog Albert dressed as a dinosaur!

ANON, via text Talk about Jurassic Bark!

Sore loser! Losing a FIFA contest after a whole night on the sauce leads to this…DANIEL DRAKE, via emailWhy is there a rogue pack of bacon on his backside, Dan?

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JOKER OFTHE WEEK!


Crickey cricketI think I drank too much last night: I was more wasted than an Australian batsman’s sun cream.LIAM, via text

Fuel for saleI went to buy a second-hand car advertised by a private seller in the paper today. I said, “What is it like on diesel, mate?”

“It skids everywhere,” he replied.STEVEN, Shropshire

Sporty fluA professional frisbee player died after catching something going around.EDDIE, via email

Idiotic inventionI went onto Dragons’ Den with a pencil that had a rubber on each end. They couldn’t see the point.SAM J, London

Flutter foodI’m not saying I’mnervous after Iswallowed somecaterpillars, butI’ve got butterfliesin my stomach.THOMAS MOWAT, Edinburgh

Thought processMy lab assistant inventeda device that allows youto steal other people’sideas, then delete themfrom their memory.

Why didn’t I thinkof that?CHRIS, London

GENIUS ONE-LINERWhyis thewinnerof theMissUniversecontestalwaysfromEarth?RICHHALL

RUSSELL HOWARD

Hayfever is quite pathetic really.

Bloodshot eyes, tears running down your face. “Who did

this to you?” “The f lowers. They were

too powerful!”

Joker Of The Week winsan Xbox One and a ZOOgoodie bag!


Japanese bluffingSince taking up origami, my poker-playing skills have gone downhill.

I keep folding. JACK BROWN, via text

Chemical imbalancesTeacher: “What is the chemical formula for water?” Student: “HIJKLMNO.”

Teacher: “What are you talking about?”

Student: “Yesterday, you said it’s H to O!”TOM SMITH, via email

Hollywood horn“Say hello to my little friend”. Great film quote, terrible bedroom talk.CONOR B, Leicester

Aussie accuracy I found a kangaroo in the bin today.

It’s why I decided to called him Skippy.GRAHAM HERRING, via text

Cheesy trendsHow did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his pizza long before it was cool.HUGH, via email

Messy gamblingI got kicked out of a casino in Las Vegas.

I didn’t cheat, I just misunderstood what the craps table was for.KIERAN, Oxford

Beware: thiefI never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing

from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there. JOE L, via email

Punny pastaI was trying to find a more interesting way to carry pasta. And then the penne dropped.JA MES M A RTIN@PUNDA MENTA LISM

Wide bodyof fearsA lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me: I’m afraid of widths.BOB KOSTIC @CAUSTICBOB

Reality sucksAfter carefully selecting your Tinder pictures, it’s only fair that you include the tagline “Not actual gameplay footage”.DA NIEL SLOSS@DA NIEL _SL OSS

Improvised wardrobeWhen I’m old, I’m going to dress in one of those inflatable sumo costumes. I’ll always be warm and I won’t hurt myself when I have a fall.RICK Y GERVA IS@RICK YGERVA IS

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Plug yourself into this week’s hottest entertainment, featuring the best films, games, music and DVDs

If puerile comedy isn’t your bag(by that, we mean Neil sh*ttinghimself in Inbetweeners 2 didn’t make you howl) give this a swerve in favour of Mission: Impossible. Those with a sense of humour (and nostalgia) are in for a treat.

Rusty (Ed Helms) is head of the dysfunctional Griswolds. His wife (Christina Applegate) is bored to death and their sons hate each other. So, what better

way to bring the rabble closerthan a road trip across the USto hit theme park Walley World… in a ridiculous car?

Highlights include Rusty’s awkward encounter with a well-endowed Chris Hemsworth, and a diversion to some “freshwater” springs. If you don’t crack a grin at this National Lampoon off-shoot, consider yourself officially dead inside. ★★★★✩

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March Of Empires Free, iOS & AndroidA good old-fashioned strategygame that lets you build a base,raise an army and conquer moreterritory across a mythical realm.

Angry Birds 2 Free, iOSThe sequel to the biggest mobilegame ever. More levels, new birds,and the ability to challenge players.What more could you want?

Fantasy Premier League 2015/16£1.49, iOSIt’s a bit much having to buy it everyseason. But how else will you makelast-minute transfers on the move?

This week’s must-have apps & downloads!

Music Maker Jam Free, iOS & AndroidMake the most of 100 music stylesand an eight-channel mixer tocreate your own tracks and dropin your own vocals!

Atagrimoutpost in 1950sSovietRussia, adisgracedsecretpoliceman(TomHardy)andhiswife (NoomiRapace)join forceswithGaryOldman’sgeneral tocaptureaserial killerwhopreysonyoungboys.

Withyet anothernewaccent

toadd tohis repertoire,Hardy is incredibleasMGBagentLeoDemidov in thispowerful thriller,whereheandOldmancomplementeachother spectacularlyasanunf**kwithableduoonamission todo right.★★★★★

Rivalriesareat thecoreof everythingBritish (FrochvsGroves,UnitedvsLiverpool,PeppaPigvsRastamouse…),but this film–which focuseson thedeep-rootedparanoiaof rivalgangs– is a littlemoreserious than that.

In themiddle, twostar-crossed loversmusthide theirrelationshipor risk full-blowngangwarfare.

OK, it’s basicallyRomeoAndJulietbut somequalityperformancesmake this adecent thriller.★★★✩✩

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DVDsThe KnickBetter than most period dramas, Clive Owen’s experimental NYC doctor will have you hooked from the off. ★★★★✩

Get HardWill Ferrell and Kevin Hart join forces as a posh accountant and “career” criminal training him for life inside. ★★★★✩

The Water DivinerAn Australian farmer travels to Turkey after the Battle Of Gallipoli to trace his three missing sons. ★★★★✩

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2Kevin James’ silly sequel will be sure to plant at least two smiles on your face, as he tries to foil a Las Vegas heist. ★★★✩✩

WWE vs MMX Free, iOS & AndroidRace monster trucks with this silly but addictive game that’s partnered with WWE for a new car-crushing mode.

The DuffAmerican college stereotypes aplenty in this tale of a social pecking order revolution. ★★★✩✩

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Hadthingsbeendifferent,TomCruise’sMission: Impossiblethis summerwouldhavebeentoget thepublic interested ina filmadaptationof aTVshowcancelled in 1968.As it turnsout, himpullingoutof the leadroledue toaschedulingconflictwith filming for thenewM:Imovie,makes this60sColdWarspy rebootevenbetter.

USsecret servicemanNapoleonSolo (HenryCavill)– suaveandmorallydubious–is forced to teamupwithKGBhardnut IllyaKuryakin (ArmieHammer)and femalemechanicGabyTeller (AliciaVikander) tostopanuclearbombfalling intothewronghands.WhatGuyRitchie’s film lacks inhigh-techgadgetsanddeath-defyingstunts, itmakesup forwithtongue-in-cheekhumourand“blink-and-you’ll-miss-’em”cameos (try to spotDavidBeckham–wedidn’t).

Added together, it’s 2015’stopguiltypleasure.★★★★✩

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GlasslandWhen a poor Dublin taxi driver (Jack Reynor) is forced to take a shady side job to pay for costly rehab at a private clinic for his alcoholic mum (Toni Collette), he has to face some grim realities. Also starring Will Poulter (who is, fortunately, only in it for a maximum of 20 minutes), it’s not exactly an uplifting piece of cinema, but if it’s hard-hitting you’re after, look no further. ★★★★✩

Run All NightIt’s friend-turned-foe as ex-Irish mob enforcer Jimmy Conlon (Liam Neeson) has to kill Danny Maguire, his old boss and best friend’s son. A drug deal goes wrong as Danny is found at his house by Mike Conlon (Jimmy’s son and limo driver) and witnesses the murder of Albanian drug dealers. So Jimmy protects his son from the Mob he used to work for in this action-packed thriller. ★★★★✩

The StrypesLittle VictoriesThe Irish Mod quartet are back with a bang for their second album. Taking a slight step away from the garage blues roots that earned these teenagers their, er, stripes, it’s proof that they’ve still got it. I Need To Be Your Only is the best track by a country mile, but with dirty bass galore, it’s a solid investment.★★★★✩

The Fratellis Eyes Wide, Tongue TiedMost famous for their anthem Chelsea Dagger, the Scottish rockers are back. And this time they’re ditching the raucous (and somewhat embarrassingly addictive when drunk) catchy pop, for mellow mood music. There’s nods to Motown on tracks like Dogtown, but it’s numbers such as Desperate Guy that are reload-worthy. ★★★✩✩

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HI, BOTH! HOW DID GET HARD COME ABOUT?WILL FERRELL This was an idea our company developed. I can’t take credit, because it came from the genius mind of Adam McKay (producer). We had been talking about an idea like this for years. He always had the idea of, “Imagine, for whatever reason, getting the information that in 30 days you were going to prison, how would you react?” I thought that would be a really funny premise. When we started going through the list of who it would be fun to be paired with, we were like, “Kevin Hart, he’s so funny”. We had never done anything with him, and it was one-stop shopping, fortunately.KEVIN HART When the name Will Ferrell was thrown at me…WF You said no, be honest! KH Ha, no! I said, “What’s the idea?” Then Adam jumped on the phone with me – it happened that fast – so I was thrilled. I loved the idea instantly.WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF YOU EVER GOT THAT CALL, KEVIN? KH Essentially, we’re two guys who could in no way, shape or form make it in that prison life.WF Yeah, in that environment, the only way we could survive is if other people happened to spare us because they liked us, our movies and entertainment.KH Yeah. I need a crew. I need to go in with all my friends. I’m going to frame my friends so they can go with me!YOU’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE, BUT WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO WORK TOGETHER?KH It was a great thing.WF There were so many timeswhen Kevin would say, “Youknow what you should say? Thiswould be really funny” and vice-versa. So that made it easy.

WAS THERE A MOMENT WHEN ONE OF YOU THREW OUT A LINE AND YOU CORPSED?WF It happened on day one.KH There’s a scene where Darnell’s in a car with James and James has recreated a prison riot and gets stabbed in his head.WF Darnell’s going to drive him home to his house.KH To Darnell’s house – because his wife is a nurse. So, in the car, I’m saying, “Just stay with me, man, stay with me.” And he’s losing it, but he’s getting delirious. He’s saying, “Sorry, dad!” “What? Sorry, dad!”WF Kevin just has to play along in the scene and act like he’s my dad saying, “You’re OK, son.”WF The hardest scene I had to do was when Darnell converted my tennis court into the prison yard. And he recreates what it’s like to be in the yard and all the characters you’re going to meet – from the Hispanic gang leader, to this person to that person – and he’s playing all the parts. And it was just one take, so I couldn’t laugh during any of it. I didn’t know what he was going to say, and just had to react honestly and somehow keep track of all these characters –I didn’t know how he was keeping track, but he was having conversations with himself. That was amazing.KH Oh my God! It was so funny. His reactions – it was great chemistry. At the end of the day, you can’t write chemistry. You can only hope other actors or actresses get you there and that you come off real or genuine. We got there, and it was very fun.

WILL FERRELL AND KEVIN HART

Get Hard is out now on Blu-ray and DVD

WEST BROM VS CHELSEASUNDAY23 AUGUST12.30PM

Sky Sports 1Champions Chelsea were shock victims of a 3-0 defeat in this fixture last year. Tony Pulis and new boy Salomon Rondon will be looking for a repeat, while Chelsea will just hope they have no more medical mishaps.

ALSO UNMISSABLEDay two of V 2015 may be coming to a close, but MTV is keeping the party fired up with the biggest tunes from the hottest acts at this year’s festival. V Festival After Party, 11pm, MTV

Channel 4Celebrities includingJames Corden,Ruth Jones andStephen Mangandiscuss the trivialitiesof day-to-day life allBrits encounter,although probablynot the queues at Lidl!

Forces TVThink it’s easy to be in the Army? Think again, as Forces TV sends one of its reporters to be put through her paces in reservist training.

The definitive TV guide, picking the must-see shows, so you don’t have to!

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Sky Sports 1Don’t miss the hotly-contested match between the South and West Yorkshire rivals.

Sky Sports 1The Gunners take on Liverpool, with Brendan Rodgers’ charges needing to show “great character” in abundance.

E4Continuing E4’s new dating show, in which six young singles spend the summer looking for love.

YOUNG, FREEAND SINGLEMONDAY24 AUGUST10PM

Channel 5Earlier this year KatiePrice was crownedwinner of CBB – somehow beating the delightful Katie Hopkins. But which hot celebrities will be bickering around the hot tub this time?

DiscoveryScienceCan you be a born liar? Hollywood legend Morgan Freeman wires up a few brains to find out.

Nat Geo WildBritish travellers discuss terrifying encounters with fearsome creatures like polar bears, crocs and US border control officials (possibly).

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The television sensation has split from Hollyoaks... and she’s straight into ZOO for her first-ever red-hot shoot!

“I COULDN’T WAIT TO STRIP OFF!”

S eriously hot Scouser Stephanie Davis was a fixture in Hollyoaks for

five years, as waitress Sinead O’Connor. But in July, just four months after signing a year-long deal to keep her on the Channel 4 soap, her long relationship with the show came to an end and she was written out with immediate effect.

Rumours of parties and drunken nights have emerged as potential reasons behind her removal, with the star even saying leaving the show was a “huge weight off my shoulders”.

Only now has she laid her cards on the table to reveal the true reasons for her departure – as well as presenting us exclusively with her first hot lingerie shoot…

HEY, STEPHANIE. HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR AMAZING DEBUT ZOO SHOOT? I’ve always wanted to do a few sexy lingerie shoots but being in a soap was busy work so I didn’t have the time. I’m really happy at the moment and I’d love to strip off for you all again!THAT’S WHAT WE WANTED TO HEAR. WE’VE NOTICED YOUR NEW TATTOO…It’s the first of a few – tattoos are something I’ve always wanted

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but you can’t always have them when you’ve been on a show for that long because of continuity. You’ll be seeing plenty more of mine in the future. SO, YOU DON’T REGRET EXITING THE SHOW?It was ultimately my choice to

leave! I just walked and then the producers told me if I didn’t come back they’d have no option but to terminate my contract, but that it was my choice. I regret the way it ended – I probably should’ve gone about it in a better way,

but I was desperate for a break.AND THEN THE STORIES EMERGED OF YOUR PARTY GIRL REPUTATION…I’ve always had fun and when I started the show I did like to party, but I’m just like any normal 22-year-old and I’m

sure everyone is the same as they’re growing up – everybody has to be 18 and a little crazy at some point. The drunken thing was there for people to believe if they wanted to but I know people in the industry know me for what I really am.

“Everybody has to be a little crazy at some point”

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WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ON A NIGHT OUT?It depends who I’m out with, but I just love a laugh and a bit of banter. I’m always on the dance floor having a boogie. I think I’m like Beyoncé when I’m out: I love getting down and having a good skank – I’ve no idea what I really look like, though.WHERE ELSE WILL YOU BE TAKING YOUR CAREER POST-HOLLYOAKS?My passion has always been music, so I’ve been working with a few record labels and hopefully I’ll be in the studio

soon and then I can look at releasing some tracks in the new year. I’ve written some really good music and the only other person I know to make the jump from soaps is Kylie Minogue – so let’s try to do that! HOW ABOUT GIVING THE JUNGLE OR BIG BROTHER HOUSE A GO?It would be amazing to do either – I’ve always loved both shows and would love to have the chance to challenge myself and show the public what I’m really like.IF THAT DOESN’T WORK,


HOW ABOUT MAKING THE JUMP FROM HOLLYOAKS TO HOLLYWOOD?Nathalie Emmanuel did it with Game Of Thrones and has been really big in America, but I’ve seen so many people leave soaps and never work again so I need to do it the right way. I’ve had some talks but I don’t want to jinx anything!THANKS, STEPHANIE. WITHOUT YOU IN IT, DO YOU THINK HOLLYOAKS HAS LOST ITS SEX APPEAL?We used to have such a fun-loving and sexy cast with me, Jennifer Metcalfe and Gemma Merna – we even did a really hot calendar for you all to enjoy. But that’s not to say Hollyoaks still isn’t sexy!

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“I’m alwayshaving aboogie –I’m like

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H EY, JACK. DID YOU EVER EXPECT TO SEE YOURSELF AND BAD EDUCATION ON

THE BIG SCREEN?Definitely not! I didn’t even think we’d get another series when we first wrote it. Being made into a film is actually mad. I’ve always said that the best way to get any kind of acting work is to write a part for yourself! HOW DOES IT TRANSLATE ON TO THE BIG SCREEN?Well, it’s bigger and bolder. Actually it’s outrageous: the jokes alone would never have been allowed on the BBC. The film starts off in the Anne Frank museum where my character gets spiked with magic mushrooms and ends up thinking Anne Frank wants to escape. So there’s a huge chase scene where he’s running through the streets of Amsterdam with Anne under his arm. Oh, and then I teabag a swan. SORRY?We had to use a real swan and that was terrifying. I was actually quite intimidated because the experts told me it could break a child’s arm and this [points below his belt] is just like

a child’s arm. Some real damage could have been done. WAS IT GREAT TO GET THE ORIGINAL CAST BACK TOGETHER?It was awesome to get everyone back involved for the film. Mathew Horne and Harry Enfield return and have their own separate plot where they drive down to Cornwall in a camper van to rescue me. They did so much that I wasn’t involved in – so the first time I saw it was in the editing suite. I couldn’t stop howling with laughter. HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO KEEP ALL OF THIS A SECRET?My biggest worry was talking about

it. I’ve done it before when I had a part in Frozen. I told everyone about it and they cut me from the film. At least I can’t get cut from this film. I’ll definitely be in it. WE’VE HEARD YOU HAD A SLIGHT ZIP WIRE MALFUNCTION DURING FILMING...There’s a part where I go on England’s longest zip wire at the Eden Project and before I go,

“I had to teabag a swan!”As The Bad Education Movie hits screens this week, joker Jack talks

Cornish Bravehearts, cross-dressing and being dropped from Frozen. . .

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ON-SET ANTICS?

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CRACK AMERICA?

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LucyTurner

The seriously sexy Southender talks about her

recent tr ip to Ibiza, drunken injur ies and

steaming hot showers…

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FAVOURITE FILM The Wolf Of Wall Street

FAVOURITE TV SHOW Love Island

FAVOURITE DRINK Vodka, lime and soda


I t’s likely you’ll recognise the Essex stunner that is Lucy Turner. After all, she’s a

#ZOOTwitties regular, so can often be seen gracing the pages of your favourite mag.

And, judging by her top performance in our Hot 101 countdown (a solid debut 41st), she’s clearly one of your favourites, too. So we didn’t hesitate at signing up the lovely Lucy for her first ZOO shoot.

Armed with nothing more than a bed, some curtains and some very sexy lingerie, Lucy delivers a jaw-dropping performance. Let’s hope her career is as long as her home town’s famous pier…

HEY, LUCY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON YOUR FIRST-EVER ZOO SHOOT?It’s really exciting! I’ve always wanted to shoot for ZOO and now I’m finally here – it’s like a dream come true!OUR PLEASURE. IF WE GOT ONE OF YOUR CLOSE MATES TO DESCRIBE YOU, WHAT WOULD THEY SAY?I’d hope they’d say I’m a caring, confident and outgoing person, but they’d probably tell you about the time I once stripped off and streaked around the pool while we were on holiday.WOW! YOU’VE JUST GOT BACK FROM IBIZA. ARE

“I STRIPPED AND STREAKEDAROUND THE POOL ONCE…”



THERE ANY SIMILAR TALES FROM THAT TRIP?On the first night me and my friends got very drunk and decided it would be a good idea to have a shower before we went to bed. Instead of wasting time we all jumped in together. STEAMY! ANY MORE?I ended up with a fat lip after I drunkenly walked into a lamp post. It was so embarrassing and I spent the whole holiday trying to cover it up.WE KNOW YOU’RE A BIG LOVE ISLAND FAN. ARE YOU WATCHING EX ON THE BEACH?Of course! It’s way crazier than Love Island and I really enjoyed it when it was last on. I think this series will get really intense. I’d actually love to go on the show one day! HOW WOULD YOU IMPRESS?Before I went to Ibiza I bought some really hot bikinis with little mesh cut-outs that give everyone a nice revealing tease – just enough for people to be interested in before my fun side comes out.WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BLOKE?They’ve got to have a sense of

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humourandmustbeable toholdaconversation.Oneblokeonce tookmeto thecinemaonadateandwedidn’t speak for thewhole film. Imightaswell havebeenathomeonmyown.CANYOUGIVEUSANINTERESTINGFACTABOUTSOUTHEND?Myfavourite thingaboutSouthend is the themeparkontheseafront.One rollercoasterthereoncebroke the record forthemostnaked riders!Butdon’tgo in thewater –nobodyknowsexactlywhat’s in it!ISTHATSOMETHINGYOUANDYOURMODELLING

MATESCOULDTAKEON?It’s definitelyapossibility – I’mjustnot sure they’d letuson, aswe’dbe farmoreX-rated thanthe firstgroup!SO,DOYOUSUPPORTSOUTHENDUNITED?Well, allmy familyactuallysupportWestHam,butI really likeArsenal.WEBETTHATWENTDOWNWELL…I know!Maybe I shouldgoback toWestHamas theybeatArsenal, but I’vealreadypostedphotosofme inanArsenal shirt so Iwouldn’twant toupset anyone!

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S teve Kerr was like any ordinary British bloke going about his daily

life: working a regular day job in a warehouse, occasionally flicking through the news to take in world events. But then, something changed.

“It was December 2014 when I first heard about Daesh [the Kurdish term for Islamic State] and their atrocities against the Kurds,” Steve begins. At this time, Islamic State militants were rampaging through Iraq and Syria, wreaking havoc on the peaceful locals. This caught his attention and compelled him to leave his family and life in Northampton to join the Kurdish efforts to stop the ISIS onslaught.

Here he tells ZOO what it’s like taking on fearless fighters on the frontline…

The journey to Iraq“After seeing the initial atrocities, I found a few

Facebook posts from the Lions Of Rojava [otherwise known as the YPG] appealing for the help of ex-military in their fight against ISIS in Kurdistan. I’d spent six years in the Royal Green Jackets, so I felt like I had something to offer the Kurdish people.

“I got in touch and they expressed their interest in me coming over. They gave me a telephone number for someone who runs a safe house for foreign fighters in Sulaymaniyah and was told to phone them when I arrived at the airport in Iraq. From there, I was smuggled across the border into Syria – which wasn’t a problem until I had a nine-hour march to Kobani with 90lb of gear on my back!”

Kurdish hospitality“The Kurds are some of the most kind and gracious people I’ve ever met. There were around 150 foreigners from

America, Germany, Italy, France and Spain and they won’t take a penny for food or even a haircut.

“When we got time off, I tried to relax with them as much as possible. They were always feeding us, but it’s very basic, mostly just tomatoes, bread and rice. If we were lucky, we would get some chicken and potatoes.

“The YPG’s tactics leave a lot to be desired, though. The majority of their fighters are volunteers but come from a non-military background, who receive just 45 days of training – most of which is ideology to prepare them for the battle against the Daesh.”

The battle “The skill levels of the Daesh are very similar to the YPG, but they fight to the death: they really don’t care. The YPG was set up as a defence unit and will never launch an attack against them, so it’s constantly one step forward and three steps back.

“As a unit, we became quite resourceful at creating rather impressive weapons. My favourite was the Zagros, which was basically a sniper rifle made using the barrel of a heavy-duty machine gun. It packs a punch and has a range of around 3,000 metres.

“We didn’t often get close to the enemy and would normally engage them at around 600 to 700 metres. Most of the fighting is done with anti-aircraft cannons or mortar rounds.

Sometimes they managed to sneak up close enough for us to use our rifles, but soon fled. The closest reported sighting I heard of was 10 metres.”

The journey home “The YPG sent me home for specialist treatment on my left eye after some shrapnel became lodged in it when a mortar round struck five metres away from my position. I’ve got little vision at the moment, which made me useless as I shoot left-handed.

“I’ve heard of Brits who have travelled back and the police have brought them in at the airport for eight hours of questioning, but that hasn’t put me off. I’ll be back in a few months when my eye has fully recovered.”

“There were 150 foreign fighters”

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The ex-Royal Marine became the first Briton to be killed fighting ISIS after he was hit by a mortar in the Syrian city of Al-Qamishli.

K O S TA S C U R F I E L D

Quit his lucrative job as a banker to join YPG to show the Kurds were not in the fight alone and not forgotten by the West.

M A C E R G I F F O R DSold his Sierra Cosworth to raise funds for his trip. A member of Dwekh Nawsha despite having no military experience.

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“We might hire Sir Alex!”H

I GENTS! THESE AREEXCITING TIMES ATYOUR CLUB RIGHT

NOW – CHAMPIONS, ANDGOING FROM STRENGTHTO STRENGTH. YOU’LLHAVE ALL THEMANCHESTER UNITEDFANS COMING DOWN TOSALFORD CITY SOON...RYAN GIGGS Ha, ha! We’vealready had a few, which isgood. Of course we try to makethe best of us being involved,and if it brings more fans to theground, then so be it. We’veseen a bigger rise in attendancethan any other club in thecountry over the past season,from 150 to around 800 fans onmatch days!PAUL SCHOLES Sir Alexhasn’t been down yet! He couldtake a session if we asked him!SHOULDN’T DAVIDBECKHAM BE A MEMBER OFTHE BOARDROOM TOO?RG We did speak to him, butat the time he was busy tryingto get his MLS franchise ideaoff the ground, so the timingwasn’t great. We understood it,but it was a shame.WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TOBUY SALFORD CITY FC INTHE FIRST PLACE?RG Like most ideas it camefrom Gary Neville. Wewanted something we coulddo 15 to 20 years after we

finished our careers. Incoaching you don’t typicallylast that long whereas, asan owner, you can. Wespent our childhood playingfootball in Salford so it wasa no-brainer really.SPEAKING OF NOTLASTING LONG INCOACHING, HOW HARDWAS IT TO SACK YOURMANAGER LAST SEASON?

PS Very difficult,especially afterour great startto the season.But thingsweren’t right inthe dressing

room, and the

players started taking over alittle bit from the staff. Winningpromotion has shown us wemade the right choice.ARE YOU WORKING ONDEVELOPING YOUR OWNCLASS OF ’92 AT SALFORD?RG One thing we plan to buildand develop is an academy,and have young players comethrough. That’s what we hopeto do if it’s sustainable, andthe way to do that is to bringplayers through who believein the way we play.IS IT ALL ABOUT PLAYINGTHE MAN UNITED WAY?NICKY BUTT We were broughtup with continuity from SirAlex Ferguson bringing us

through the ranks and it was a real family unit. We have the same approach with the players we bring in so we’re not just thinking about this season but players who can be here in three years’ time.MUST BE A LONG WAY FROM YOUR ROLE AT THE UNITED ACADEMY, NICKY?NB It’s great working with Louis van Gaal and I’m just adding to what I’ve already learnt from all the other unbelievable managers I’ve had in my career, such as Sir Alex and Sir Bobby Robson. But at least if everything goespear-shaped, I’ve

We step into the boardroom with the Class Of ’92 to hear about their stewardship of non-league Salford City. . .

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ClassOf ’92:OutOfTheirLeaguestarts on BBCOne in early September

always got Salford City to fall back on!DID PHIL NEVILLE TAKE THE JOB IN SPAIN JUST TO GET AWAY FROM HAVING TO SIT IN CLUB MEETINGS WITH YOU LOT?PS Ha, ha. That’s fine, we’ll probably win more games now! He can’t be as massively involved as he was at the start but he’s still always on the phone giving out advice.SO WHO WILL YOU BE SUPPORTING IF YOU DRAW MANCHESTER UNITED IN THE FA CUP?RG That’s a good question. A replay would be nice! That would be unbelievable, but it’s hard to imagine now so I’m not going to say.

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Ahead of their first massive test of the season, Dr Didi puts his former club under the microscope to assess whether they’re in rude health


On the touchline“After the way last season finishedwith a 6-1 reverse at Stoke, there wasa lot of talk about whether BrendanRodgers would still be at Anfield forthis campaign. Instead, the coachingstaff was replaced. Rodgers isfavourite for the sack race, butI don’t see it. He’ll have at least sixto seven months to prove himself.”

Full-back“They’ve recruited well. Joe Gomez has come up from the Championship but is a strong boy and looks very promising, while Nathaniel Clyne has been the best right-back in the country for a while now, so he was a great

acquisi

In the nets“Simon Mignolet has had hisstruggles and they have been verywell documented, but after he wasdropped and came back into the sidelast season, he has been outstanding.I wouldn’t change him for anybodyoutside of Chelsea’s Thibault Courtoisand Manchester United’s David deGea.”

Middle of the park“My biggest worry about this team is in the centre of midfield. James Milner has a big role to play because of his experience, but would you fancy him, Jordan Henderson, Emre Can and Joe Allen over Santi Cazorla, Mesut Ozil, Francis Coquelin and Aaron Ramsey? They could get overrun by the top sides in this area.”

Centre of defence“Martin Skrtel could have easilyreplaced Steven Gerrard as captain.He needs a good partner, so one ofDejan Lovren or Mamadou Sakhoneed to make that left centre-backberth their own. Lovren got the nodat the start of the season, but at £20mand £18m respectively, they’ve notbeen anywhere near good enough.”

Up front“Replacing the goals of Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge was too much for Rickie Lambert and Mario Balotelli. With a proven goalscorer like Christian Benteke coming in, Adam Lallana should kick on now. Roberto Firmino also looks like he’ll be a hit. He won’t be frightened by the physical aspect of the league.”

Didi Hamann launched Racing Post’s The Big Kick-Off betting guide, available now m racingpost.com and featuring all the top tips and odds for the 2015-16 football season

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C r i t i c a lc o n d i t i o n !

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young Root delivers, he’s just as important in the social domain as well. A matador outfit went down a storm when he dressed

up to host a quiz on a pre-Ashes trip to Spain, and he never has an issue leading the squad in

a celebratory sing-song…


No job too smallIf you think fame has gone to his head,

think again. After brother Billy spent the Fourth Test running around with water for England, Joe returned the favour

by using the extra time off from whipping the Aussies to carry out 12th man duties for his brother’s Sheffield

Collegiate CC game.

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Forget Bei j ing 2008. Forg et London 2012. Here is whythis mon th ’s Worl d Champi ons hip 100m wil l leave everyother sprint f inale eating i ts dust. . .

Get set forthe fastest race of all time!

O n y o u r m a r ks . . .

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Athletics2 0 1 5 Wo r l d C h a m p i o n s h i p sBBC One, 12.10pm

SATURDAY22 AUGUST

B o l t- t i n g t o G o l d i n B e i j i n g !

JAMES, YOU’RE BRITAIN’S SECOND-FASTEST MAN OF ALL TIME. DO YOU HAVE THAT LINE ON YOUR BUSINESS CARD?Ha ha. I’m afraid to disappoint you, but I don’t. YOU SHOULD! WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS LIKE IN THE SUB-10 CLUB?Joining the sub-10 club was one of many goals I have in racing, so it was great to achieve it and run 9.91 seconds. The main benefit for me is that I was able to get onto the Diamond League circuit and just get in the bigger races against higher quality athletes.YOU WON EUROPEAN GOLD IN 2014. CAN YOU COMPLETE THE HAT-TRICK WITH THE WORLDS THIS YEAR AND THE OLYMPICS IN 2016? Every athlete wants to win medals and I have done so at European level. Naturally, the next step up would be to grab a medal on the world stage. I always remain process driven on running my best possible race, so we’ll see.TEAM GB’S CHIJINDU UJAH AND ADAM GEMILI HAVE ALSO RUN SUB-10 SECONDS. IF IT WASN’T FOR USAIN BOLT, WOULD THIS BE A GOLDEN ERA OF BRITISH SPRINTING?Regardless of Usain Bolt, it still is a golden era in British sprinting. The sub-10 and sub-20 runners we have are young and still have more to give.WHAT DOES IT REALLY FEEL LIKE LINING UP AGAINST BOLT? It’s always an honour facing the fastest man in history, but you can’t focus on your opponents. So when I’m on the track, I’m only thinking about what I have to do and my own lane.ONCE THE CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE OVER, WHAT IS THE BANNED TREAT YOU’RE MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO?Definitely doughnuts!

And here’s the Brit looking to beat them all!As he heads out to Bei j ing, Br i t ish speedster James Dasaolu talks to ZOO about joining the sub-10 club and chasing down U sain Bolt. . .

The World Athletics Championships will be exclusively live on the BBC across TV, radio and online from Saturday 22 August

THEORIGINALAND BEST!Revealing thePremier League potty-mouths since 2005!

Chelsea 2-2 Swansea8 AUGUST, 84TH MINUTE


Norwich 1-3 Palace8 AUGUST, 7TH MINUTE

Everton 2-2 Watford8 AUGUST, 42ND MINUTE

Man United 1-0 Spurs 8 AUGUST, 24TH MINUTE

“Hey! F**kingcome back!”

Jose Mourinho

“How? He f**kingkicked it out!”

Kyle Walker

Troy Deeney

“Eh? What have I done? But I did get to the ball before him!”

“It was outsidethe box. There’stwo of usbehind him!”John Terry

“You come overhere, you getback! Go away! Oi!Calm it!”Simon Hooper

Spurs defender Kyle Walker rages after he battles Wayne Rooney on the wing, only to see the ball given to United despite his best efforts.

The Special One fires out a ferocious rant at his own side’s medical staff as they sprint to the aid of an injured Eden Hazard late in the game, leaving them with just eight outfield players temporarily.

The Chelsea captain defends Thibaut Courtois’ red card-worthy “last man” tackle on Swansea’s Bafetimbi Gomis.

The ref defuses the chaos after Palace’s Glenn Murray makes a lunging challenge on Norwich’s Graham Dorrans.

Watford’s No9 Troy Deeney fails to blag his way out of an inevitable yellow card for his nasty foul on Everton’s Brendan Galloway.

Chelsea 2-2 Swansea8 AUGUST, 52ND MINUITE

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1Which Premier League club released West Ham starlet Reece

Oxford before he made the move to east London?

2Who is the current 100m worldchampion?

3Can you name theplayer who turned upat St James’ Park in

a tuxedo for his debut on theopening day of the season?

5How many ChampionsLeague winners are inthe Stoke squad?

6Joe Root is now theNo1-ranked Testbatsman in world

cricket. How manyruns did he tot up inthe first four 2015Ashes Tests?A 400 B 512 C 443

7WhichLiverpoolplayer is

nicknamed DavidBlaine by histeammates?

8True or false: newWest Brom manSalomon Rondon is

the first-ever Venezuelan toplay in the Premier League?

9Can you link Chelsea players Cesc Fabregas, Thibaut Courtois and

Radamel Falcao with the first cars they owned?

10Rising UFC star Paige VanZant hit the beach to prepare

for her upcoming bout against Alex Chambers in which weight division?

ANSWERS: 1 Spurs 2 Usain Bolt, Jamaica 3 Chancel Mbemba 4 Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull 5 5 (Bojan, Ibrahim Afellay, Marc Muniesa, Marko Arnautovic & Xherdan Shaqiri)6 C 7 Philippe Coutinho 8 False, he is the second Venezuelan after Fulham’s Fernando Amorebieta 9 Cesc Fabregas – C, Thibaut Courtois – A, Falcao – B 10 Strawweight

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B A N T E R F R O MT H E B A C K O FT H E S TA N D S

Euro tripsGerman legend BastianSchweinsteiger hasendeared himself to hisMan Utd teammates byinviting them to thebeer-guzzling festival,Oktoberfest. Not quite theEuro trips the club wereexpecting after gettingback into the top four!

KeitaBalde Diao

The Gunners havebeen put on redalert after Lazio’s20-year-old strikerhanded in atransfer request.

Alvaro Vadillo

Pochettino triesagain for theSpanish attackerafter Betis turnedhim down in January.

T R A N S F E R WAT C HChant of

the week!“Are you watching

Allardyce?”“We’re West

Ham United, we

play on the floor”

West Ham fans sing up Bilic’s free-

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Real Betis to Spurs, £17m

Lazio to Arsenal, £10.6m

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Where’s Ogbonna? West Ham new boy Angelo Ogbonna has been upgraded to cult hero status after not only playing Arsenal off the pitch at the Emirates Stadium in his debut, but also for not even knowing where he was, having tweeted his excitement at playing at… Wembley.

Rap pundit Jermaine Jenas brought a touch of urban to MOTD after taking up a challenge to sneak Krept and Konan’s song title Freak Of The Week into his analysis. Calling Arsenal’s loss to West Ham the “freak of the week” gave a very different take on what the rap duo meant.

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